Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 31 10.2%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 98 32.1%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 87 28.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 43 14.1%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 17 5.6%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 6 2.0%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 21 6.9%

  • Total voters
    305

Crepidodera fulvicornis

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
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In terms of height, petite refers to women who are under 5'4, and Tess claims to be 5'5. Of course there's nothing remotely petite about Tess other than the fact she probably actually is 5'3 and lies about her height.
Women after menopause start to get shorter in height due to *decreasing bone density.
Can excessive weight affect height as well? Can she actually get shorter after gaining 150+lbs?

I can't stand her “22size, 300 lbs” shit. I can't eye measure, so have no idea if she crossed 500 lbs line, but she must be at least high 400.

Your protective groups are ridiculous, dear West*. She's telling transparent lies, but nobody can put the finger on it and claim that emperor’s new dress doesn't exist.

*don't take this as hate towards people in Europe or North America; I'm just sitting here, jealous of your first world problems, rolling eyes as a coping mechanism.
 
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UselessIdiot

I Eat All of the Skittles
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After many people have been wondering how Tess can be anorexic and still seemingly love her fat body, Tess reveals you can in fact have your cake and eat it too. Apparently you can be anorexic and and still love being fat at the same time! *Slow clap* she did it guise! She’s advocating for all anorexics who meet none of the criteria!

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she’s fucked up before by being racist and a scammer but have some goddamn empathy please!!! She is sotransparent now about everything so fuck off shitlord!!!
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Tess was big mad yesterday and will probably delete all this later on.
You don’t know science LOL!!!! You’re ignorant LOL! Here’s my proof why that is ignorant and the scientific facts to back up my argument...oh wait...
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I hate how people are saying that anorexia is purely a mental condition/even the most morbidly obese person can be anorexic. Anorexia nervosa simply isn't just a state of mind; it's a pervasive, long-term pattern of behaviors that lead a person to becoming and staying underweight. An obese person cannot stay obese and be anorexic; that's contradictory. No matter how much they proclaim to "starve" themselves.

The reason there's hesitation to diagnose people who have lost weight, but are not underweight, with anorexia is because crash dieting doesn't necessarily mean they'll stick to that behavior and become underweight. A fat person can fear gaining weight, but that doesn't make them anorexic. If anyone can be diagnosed as "anorexic", then the diagnosis is meaningless.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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After many people have been wondering how Tess can be anorexic and still seemingly love her fat body, Tess reveals you can in fact have your cake and eat it too. Apparently you can be anorexic and and still love being fat at the same time! *Slow clap* she did it guise! She’s advocating for all anorexics who meet none of the criteria!

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she’s fucked up before by being racist and a scammer but have some goddamn empathy please!!! She is sotransparent now about everything so fuck off shitlord!!!
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Tess was big mad yesterday and will probably delete all this later on.
You don’t know science LOL!!!! You’re ignorant LOL! Here’s my proof why that is ignorant and the scientific facts to back up my argument...oh wait...
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Here's that video, by the way. Note too, this was posted on her TikTok as a "duet" but it's just a reupload of the original woman's video.

She's literally putting a black woman between a photo of herself and criticism.
 

Atomic Age Animal

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After many people have been wondering how Tess can be anorexic and still seemingly love her fat body, Tess reveals you can in fact have your cake and eat it too. Apparently you can be anorexic and and still love being fat at the same time! *Slow clap* she did it guise! She’s advocating for all anorexics who meet none of the criteria!

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she’s fucked up before by being racist and a scammer but have some goddamn empathy please!!! She is sotransparent now about everything so fuck off shitlord!!!
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Tess was big mad yesterday and will probably delete all this later on.
You don’t know science LOL!!!! You’re ignorant LOL! Here’s my proof why that is ignorant and the scientific facts to back up my argument...oh wait...
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Tess could be the official mascot for r/confidentlyincorrect at this rate.
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
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Sad that he has to pander to the woke fat crowd. They are NOT models. Models can make cheap clothing look expensive. They make the mundane desirable.

Fun fact: the multiverse was a model when young. The multiverse is An Old and still gets stopped on the street, asking where they get such and such an item of clothing. And sometimes it is expensive, but oftentimes not. The model makes the clothes, and makes them look good no matter the brand or luxury level.

Tess has modeled clothes, but never had she made them look desirable. She failed at her single goal: to be a model or an influencer. Because she makes nothing she wears look better; her lifestyle is anything but desirable.

Reminds me that it will never not be hilarious that Pat Ast (rest her soul) did it BETTER, did it with more CLASS, and did it FIRST. Plus, she didn't burn bridges, was known as kind, genial, and fun, and made Halston look fabulous on fats into Biba.
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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I've been wondering what they were up to. Got any screenshots?
Christy Turlington and Paulina Porizkova:
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ETA: Paulina is 56, and Christy is 51, IIRC.

One more: Tess is bitching that her "friends" are wearing Versace on the red carpet while she wears Tents by Omar?
Has she seen Donatella Versace, or her daughter Allegra? Both are stick thin, and Allegra is rumored to have AN for REAL.
Donatella is so fat-phobic she pushed her own daughter into an ED.
Sorry (not really), Tess. You're NEVER going to get to wear a custom Versace on the red carpet unless you lose about 300 pounds.
 
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multiverse

Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
True & Honest Fan
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Tess the totemo legit anorexic is teaching her son to pregame breakfast with a giant bowl of buttery microwave popcorn. Because you work up an appetite, cooking, ya know?
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Tesa wants you to buy the clothes she can't pretend to fit into anymore - but pay no attention to the sizes! You have to remember that plus sizes are just too unpredictable, despite the size difference between a 3X and a 4X being the same as the difference between a 2 and a 12!
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No one wants those fugly boots, Ryann. You've been trying to hock them since before Nick left.

Now, onto the clothes! If you recall, Tess is yet another megafat Disney fan. I had wondered when all those Disney dresses came out, why she didn't jump on them or get some freebies. Well, wonder no more! It does indeed seem like she was gifted the promo package of 4 dresses. So why did we never see them?

Because they sent her size 4X. So, uh, brand new! Never worn! Ok so maybe she tried, so better check those zippers.
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Now to the flabletics. You know how every single time she says she's wearing a 3X? Well, no. Everything she's selling by them - which she is bursting out of like a 400 pound sack of lard in a lycra bag - is size 4X. It is their biggest size. Don't look so shocked.
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Here's one of the 4X shorts being sold, and a photo of her wearing them. They are clearly at least two sizes too small for her. And two plus size sizes is a gain of around 80 pounds.
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Lastly, her old frenimy Eloquii. It seems she's still got some items around, betraying her with their true sizes and non stretchy clothes. She is surely outgrown their size 28 at this point.
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Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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Oh wow! They're beautiful! I want to look like them when I grow up.
I've always thought Paulina is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She wanted to start modeling in campaigns aimed at older women, but was told she needs to dye her hair and get plastic surgery to appear younger. She said her face is what it looks like to grow older, so why can't the agencies/designers accept that?
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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Who wants to wear Tess's used clothing? I bet she didn't even bother to wash any of it before she put it up for sale. And would it kill her to iron the stuff before she takes pictures of it? Or hang it in the bathroom while she showers, at the very least?

And good way to push Bowie into being a fatty like her as he grows up, it won't kill him to have to wait for whatever Tess microwaves him for breakfast.
 

tasty humane burger

hokey cokey, pig in a pokey!
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Still can't get over the price Tess sells things for. She sells them above or for the RRP. Her EYBS range got slashed to more than 60% off yet...

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Her FATletic stuff is going for essentially full price, leggings at around $40 and hoodies are $60 yet here in the UK it seems a lot of Fabletic stuff is priced quite reasonably on Depop. £15-20 for leggings and cheaper for tees. Found some super cheap stuff just surfing the larger sizes as well:

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cactus

Cactus Juice Connoisseur
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Who wants to wear Tess's used clothing? I bet she didn't even bother to wash any of it before she put it up for sale. And would it kill her to iron the stuff before she takes pictures of it? Or hang it in the bathroom while she showers, at the very least?

And good way to push Bowie into being a fatty like her as he grows up, it won't kill him to have to wait for whatever Tess microwaves him for breakfast.
Maybe? I don't think Tess pushes Bowie to clean his plate, she probably hopes he doesn't finish his food so she can eat it.
 

Crepidodera fulvicornis

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
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No one wants those fugly boots, Ryann. You've been trying to hock them since before Nick left.
Even if they weren't ugly.. Her potential customers are the same horoscope preaching bitches, who will definitely see these “boots I wore on the day I married the worst abuser in the world” as something with negative energy, or hoodooed, or straight-up cursed.
more! It does indeed seem like she was gifted the promo package of 4 dresses
“Wear with heels at night”
JFC, and this woman still bitches about how her strawberry dress was mocked.
Also, length to width ratio (not to mention print) looks like toddler dresses. You know, those cute short - for kids comfort, - things with fake waist just a bit lower armpits.
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You know how every single time she says she's wearing a 3X? Well, no. Everything she's selling by them - which she is bursting out of like a 400 pound sack of lard in a lycra bag - is size 4X
She's selling 4X because they're now too big for her, silly.

And Jesus, for model her presentation skills are non-existent: aliexpress sells cheap clones with beautiful photos, laying clothes on photo background (special non-reflective plastic sheet, I idea how it is called), throw some plastic flowers and accessories around.
And if you can't bend yourself over to gather it all back from the floor, at very least iron your damn pants, bitch.
 
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Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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She sells old clothes at new price or more, because she wore it, or it was in her closet (or floor) duh. Buying the clothing of a celeb like her: even with spots, wrinkles, broken zippers and BO is a privilege!

I know this is late but it did make me sad, what she said about her 4 year old on Mother’s day. Tess seems to believe that if she wasn’t single on Mother’s Day, her SO would get a sitter, take her out for a big brunch (something every anorexic wants) , then will do her housework while she sleeps off the champagne, and the best Mother’s Day possible is one without children. In reality, most mothers, single or not, have a regular day. If they are lucky and their kid is in school the teacher will teach the kids to make hand print cards, and if the child is older they may be able to bring OJ and cereal to bed. Spouse may give flowers. A day of pampering will never happen and it shouldn’t-it should be a family day.

She ruins her son’s attempts at making her feel special instead of encouraging him. A 4 year old even kissing mommy and remembering by himself what day it is is a pretty damn good kid and she should feel lucky. But for her, it’s not about the kids, it’s about some man spoiling her (instead of his own mother, I might add.). I hope Bowie grows up with his eyes open, ungrateful and not needing her, rather than always hoping for something he can never get from her, but sadly, that’s unlikely.

Her anorexia thing is too stupid for words. I did note she allowed the British broadcasters to switch from anorexia nervosa to atypical anorexia but it hardly matters. We live in crazy town when anybody believes a 400 pound woman is anorexic of any type.

I’d seen her bitching about how she has to wear Elloquii when her “friends” get custom Versace. Aside from Donatella, they key word is custom. Anybody could have customized a dress for her-if they wanted to.

Those older models are gorgeous. It’s too bad our culture can’t recognize beauty in age. There are regular woman who are still beautiful at an older age, no plastic surgery like Paulina-just look for them on Instagram. Many let their hair go natural and get a lovely silver color, they keep their figures and their wrinkles give them character. One is 70 (I’m blanking her handle) but she’s so pretty, it’s hopeful to see them and know your fate might not be awful beyond 50, if you take care of yourself and want it. They are Goals.

(Funny, though, I haven’t seen one Tess’s size.)

Sorry, catching up, lots of cow activity lately!
 

bloomingcactus

Pointy side up!
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If this is Anna O'Brian at 300ish lbs (her thinnest we know of.)
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Then how can Tess at 5 inches shorter be a 3x and a 22/24? She has got to be close to sizing out of normal fashion, even plus sizes. I can't really see Tess slumming it by wearing Woman Within.

I can't stand her “22size, 300 lbs” shit. I can't eye measure, so have no idea if she crossed 500 lbs line, but she must be at least high 400.

Your protective groups are ridiculous, dear West*. She's telling transparent lies, but nobody can put the finger on it and claim that emperor’s new dress doesn't exist.

*don't take this as hate towards people in Europe or North America; I'm just sitting here, jealous of your first world problems, rolling eyes as a coping mechanism.
I totally agree, everyone should have called bullshit. But like that video from "My thoughts may offend you" said she moves from protected class to protected class. More stupid shit that you can't say anymore. Canada is even worse than the US.
 

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