Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 31 10.2%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 97 31.9%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 87 28.6%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 43 14.1%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 17 5.6%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 6 2.0%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 21 6.9%

  • Total voters
    304

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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If this is Anna O'Brian at 300ish lbs (her thinnest we know of.)
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Then how can Tess at 5 inches shorter be a 3x and a 22/24? She has got to be close to sizing out of normal fashion, even plus sizes. I can't really see Tess slumming it by wearing Woman Within.


I totally agree, everyone should have called bullshit. But like that video from "My thoughts may offend you" said she moves from protected class to protected class. More stupid shit that you can't say anymore. Canada is even worse than the US.
If Tess claims she's 5'3", that would make Anna 5'8", and from your picture, that is nowhere NEAR 300 pounds.
Maybe 200-220?
I still think Tess is closer to 400 pounds.

ETA: Something I wonder about; what happens when the tattoos Tess has start getting stretch marks running through them? What happens to poor Dolly, or the ugly scorpion tattoo? Can they be re-tattooed?
 

Easy Peasy

It's a shark. That's on land. Motherfuckers.
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Every time Tess brings up her depop, I crack up. You know who does this right? 2 examples. On depop, its queen dita von teese, who includes an autographed certificate of authenticity, and also doesnt sell garbage. And on poshmark, freaking Trisha paytas. She doesnt jack up her prices, she seems to take decent photos, and actually ships her items out.

If trisha fucking paytas can do it, what's your problem Tess? (Dont bother comparing yourself to queen dita)
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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If Tess claims she's 5'3", that would make Anna 5'8", and from your picture, that is nowhere NEAR 300 pounds.
Maybe 200-220?
I still think Tess is closer to 400 pounds.

ETA: Something I wonder about; what happens when the tattoos Tess has start getting stretch marks running through them? What happens to poor Dolly, or the ugly scorpion tattoo? Can they be re-tattooed?
Short answer is they get fucked up. How they get fucked up depends on location.
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bloomingcactus

Pointy side up!
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If Tess claims she's 5'3", that would make Anna 5'8", and from your picture, that is nowhere NEAR 300 pounds.
Maybe 200-220?
I still think Tess is closer to 400 pounds.

ETA: Something I wonder about; what happens when the tattoos Tess has start getting stretch marks running through them? What happens to poor Dolly, or the ugly scorpion tattoo? Can they be re-tattooed?
Anna admitted she was 300ish in that photo. If I remember correctly. I couldn't find the actual scale photo in her thread. It was from her old blog. I could be misremembering.
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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Anna admitted she was 300ish in that photo. If I remember correctly. I couldn't find the actual scale photo in her thread. It was from her old blog. I could be misremembering.
No, you are right. She took it on a scale which showed her weight. But Anna is taller than 5’8” I think, more like 5’10”.

Still point is well-taken-Tess is much closer to 400 lbs than 300.
 

NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
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Tubby Tess has always been a freak show. Her being shameless is how it’s always been for her. We could say that her declaration of being anorexic will have consequences for her but it won’t because her “career” has always been being a sideshow now that there aren’t actual freak shows people can attend. Her declaration of being anorexic is insulting to everyone with a working set of eyes but that’s been her shtick from Day One. It’s why her and her PR gal pal celebrated after her GMA interview. It’s how she can post her gigantic naked ass in one picture, “joke” about not wanting her kids, and then declaring she’s a great mother with her on the cover page of Parents magazine.
 

nutritionsituation

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Women after menopause start to get shorter in height due to *decreasing bone density.
Can excessive weight affect height as well? Can she actually get shorter after gaining 150+lbs?

I can't stand her “22size, 300 lbs” shit. I can't eye measure, so have no idea if she crossed 500 lbs line, but she must be at least high 400.

Your protective groups are ridiculous, dear West*. She's telling transparent lies, but nobody can put the finger on it and claim that emperor’s new dress doesn't exist.

*don't take this as hate towards people in Europe or North America; I'm just sitting here, jealous of your first world problems, rolling eyes as a coping mechanism.
It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.
 

Puta Bruja

Plightcel
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It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.

Holy fuck ur still fat af haha its funny when I realize most of the fatty haters are fatties as well pretending to be better than them.

I'm rlly disappointed in the mainstream media that refuses to call bs on the anorexia shit. It's ridiculous.
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.
Congratulations on your weight loss!
 

cactus

Cactus Juice Connoisseur
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It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.
The last time Tess saw a size 20/22 was the last time she was in the 200 lbs. Am 5'3" in the 200s in the size, I would know.

We don't hate Tess because she's fat, we hate her because she's a narcissistic cunt.
 

nutritionsituation

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Holy fuck ur still fat af haha its funny when I realize most of the fatty haters are fatties as well pretending to be better than them.

I'm rlly disappointed in the mainstream media that refuses to call bs on the anorexia shit. It's ridiculous.
Are you retarded? Are you experiencing a co2 leak? A head injury?
Congratulations on your weight loss!
Thanks! Tess is a lazy fat hypocrite who lies, take it from me!!
 

multiverse

Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
True & Honest Fan
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My sweets, never fret, let's make fun of this fat bitch, k?

Tess eyefucks herself, posts dumb shit other fat bitches say to her for attention, and looks exactly as People of Walmart as one would expect when a 400 pound behemoth saunters into the swap meet.
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Angry New Ager

Farting for God soon
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The reason the YouTube comments are still open is because the production company that produces and distributes her podcast is in control of that channel. Someone on staff uploads the episodes, and maybe they, or an intern, monitor comments when they have time. Tess plays no role in it (though I'm sure by now she's complained about it).

Mata Hari: "I don't know if you've been to the Farms yet, but her turning [Bowie] out as trans seems to be the next agreed upon step in her desperate bid for attention/relevance."

Mata Hari, whoever you are, you obviously participate here, so I can can go ahead and tell you what a massive fucking retard you are, safe in the knowledge you'll see it.

The possibility of her trooning out Bowie is not widely agreed upon; in fact, I suspect it's a minority view here. So shut the fuck up about what "the Farms" thinks; we're not an autistic hivemind.

Tess is a selfish, Narcissistic cow who lives to indulge her favorite pleasures, and ditches her kids on whoever will take them so she can do just that. Given the opportunity to go hang out with other adults--especially successful ones who enhance her status by association--she'll choose that every time, over hanging out with her kids. If she could leave Bowie to fend for himself for a night, or a long weekend, without getting into huge trouble, I have no doubt she would; instead, she relies on her orbiters to babysit.

Narc moms manifest in different ways. Tess is the kind who clearly resents her kids for having actual needs that she has to meet, at the expense of doing what she wants to do. She's the kind who makes a display of the parenting she can be bothered to do, but is neglectful in crucial ways. She's the emotionally abandoning type, who leaves her kids constantly wondering what they have to do to win her elusive and unpredictable love and favor.

So far, all the Narc moms I see trooning out their kids are the smothery, overly-enmeshed, emotionally incestuous variant--the kinds who make a big deal of what a great and loving mom they are, and appear to do everything for their kids. They're controlling, micromanaging helicopter parents, constantly telling their kids what to do and how to do it, and creating continued dependency by being the constant solver of their kids' problems. Go read the Jazz Jennings thread--that's a classic troon mom, right there.

Troon moms are the kind of Narcs who are willing to spend hours dragging their trooned-out kid to medical appointments, sitting in waiting rooms, making sure the kid gets all their meds on schedule, etc., because it's all in support of their self-image as supportive, enlightened mom of a special child. Anybody who marvels at how brave and amazing their kids are is telling them, by proxy, how brave and amazing they are. They bind their identity to their child in a way the neglectful type--Tess--does not.

And there is just no fucking way Tess is going to do everything required to troon out Bowie because it's not immediately pleasurable for her; it requires too much time and puts too much attention on him; all of that medical stuff is more than her sluggish fat brain can be bothered to think about; and it would shift other people's attention from her to Bowie, and to a degree she would not be able to tolerate. He's a cute accessory she likes to show off on occasion (when she's not bitching about him), but her identity is centered on being a model, not on being the best mom ever.

So Bowie will have long hair until he finally gets picked on for it by other kids and takes scissors to it himself. I see nothing else about him, his clothes, or his toys that even remotely suggests she's pushing him to be more girly. She may do some embarrassing bullshit like claim he's non-binary, but that doesn't require that she actually do anything.

tl;dr: There will be no Bowie troon saga because it would detract from eating cake and running away to party in Palm Springs.
 

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