Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 31 10.2%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 98 32.1%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 87 28.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 43 14.1%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 17 5.6%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 6 2.0%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 21 6.9%

  • Total voters
    305

Gay Mouth

Chantal’s neck, Bibi’s conscience
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It must be a lonely existence, having to be "on" all the time and never letting your true self out, not even to your kids.
I imagine being Tess has got to be hard. I believe her when she moans about the difficulty of being authentic because every authentic emotion she feels is negative; and whenever she expresses a real emotion she gets backlash. She feels persecuted when people don’t applaud her realness- whether it be admitting she hates her kids or the true assertion that she believes she restricts her eating.
Seriously. Nobody cares. We almost need a thread so people can post their irrelevant power levels in so the thread can be focused on relevant content.
No we don’t, Facebook and Reddit already exist, they can fuck off there if they need to discuss their relative biomass re:Tess.
 

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Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
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Ryann shows off her swap meet haul. She got a giant ashtray and wants to know its story. It holds ashes, dipshit.
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More black girl larping as she shows her ~natural texture~ off. So ethnic!
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Time to lie about your only client's products! She is a 3X in EVERYTHING, guise. She has no idea why all this stuff morphs into a 4X when it reaches her Depop. Truly a mystery for the ages.
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My phone was being stupid and didn't catch the two stories where you can see her leg tattoos right through these shorts, because they're multiple sizes too small for her. She needs a 5X or 6X and refuses to meet reality.

Her face is RED at the end of this; she was exhausted from changing outfits and probably rewarded her hard work of standing for 10 minutes with an entire sheet cake and a diabetic coma nap.
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Ryann shows off her swap meet haul. She got a giant ashtray and wants to know its story. It holds ashes, dipshit.
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More black girl larping as she shows her ~natural texture~ off. So ethnic!
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Time to lie about your only client's products! She is a 3X in EVERYTHING, guise. She has no idea why all this stuff morphs into a 4X when it reaches her Depot. Truly a mystery for the ages.
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My phone was being stupid and didn't catch the two stories where you can see her leg tattoos right through these shorts, because they're multiple sizes too small for her. She needs a 5X or 6X and refuses to meet reality.

Her face is RED at the end of this; she was exhausted from changing outfits and probably rewarded her hard work of standing for 10 minutes with an entire sheet cake and a diabetic coma nap.
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Do you think they send her the most hideous patterns and colours just to troll her? That animal print is just ridiculous and I bet even a thin person would look terrible in that ridiculous print.
 

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Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
True & Honest Fan
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Do you think they send her the most hideous patterns and colours just to troll her? That animal print is just ridiculous and I bet even a thin person would look terrible in that ridiculous print.
Totally possible. I'll bet half the staff hate her guts for making the clothes look awful and constantly lying about their sizing.

BTW, look at her calf. LOOK AT IT. How is that a calf?
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And you can see her underwear through the animal print monstrosity, again because it is Way. Too. Small.
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Crepidodera fulvicornis

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
kiwifarms.net
Ryann shows off her swap meet haul. She got a giant ashtray and wants to know its story. It holds ashes, dipshit.
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More black girl larping as she shows her ~natural texture~ off. So ethnic!
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Time to lie about your only client's products! She is a 3X in EVERYTHING, guise. She has no idea why all this stuff morphs into a 4X when it reaches her Depot. Truly a mystery for the ages.
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My phone was being stupid and didn't catch the two stories where you can see her leg tattoos right through these shorts, because they're multiple sizes too small for her. She needs a 5X or 6X and refuses to meet reality.

Her face is RED at the end of this; she was exhausted from changing outfits and probably rewarded her hard work of standing for 10 minutes with an entire sheet cake and a diabetic coma nap.
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Oy vey
Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
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Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
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Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
True & Honest Fan
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Oy vey
Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
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Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
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Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Man that was a real battle between a winner and a horrifying rating.
 

calcipher

kiwifarms.net
Oy vey
Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
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Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
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Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Smiling Honeybadger

Still not giving a fuck.
kiwifarms.net
Yeah, nothing gets me more tempted to buy at Fablethics, than seeing their apparel overstretched and the backstraps of the top being eaten by this eldritch horror tier fat rolls. Where is my credit card?!!!

Is Fablethics using any of her half-assed shoots for their Social Media and advertisement?! It is at least a splendid advertisement for the durability of the seams, that cling for dear life.

Personally I love to flip between the first pages of the thread and the last ones, to see the weight progression on our anorexic super model.
 

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Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
True & Honest Fan
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Is Fablethics using any of her half-assed shoots for their Social Media and advertisement?
Nope, no once. Also, I didn't realize Fabletics was Kate Hudson's line 😳

At any rate, their socials feature skinny girls doing yoga, with a healthy amount of posts featuring Kate herself. These were the three largest models I could find on their posts - none of them are approaching Tess’s level of planetary status.

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Crepidodera fulvicornis

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
kiwifarms.net
Oy vey
Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
View attachment 2177831
Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
View attachment 2177842
Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Shamelessly replying to my own post, because I cannae with that fingers.
They are fat and ugly and her pointy almond-shaped nails make her hands look like hamster's paws, but why, why are they bluish red? Even her deformed feet looked better there, but her hands were dark through all videos.
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
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Do you think they send her the most hideous patterns and colours just to troll her? That animal print is just ridiculous and I bet even a thin person would look terrible in that ridiculous print.

Oh come on. I thought the stretched to hell and back faux leopard print from the Francine Fishpaw collection is just so Ra-Sha-Sha!

Perfect for farting on eye searingly ugly pink champagne cake from the Madonna Inn.
 
Oh come on. I thought the stretched to hell and back faux leopard print from the Francine Fishpaw collection is just so Ra-Sha-Sha!

Perfect for farting on eye searingly ugly pink champagne cake from the Madonna Inn.
Lol when I first read that I read She-ra and I was like: Tess is no princess of power ha ha ha
I really would like to imagine some person in marketing choosing the most hideous items and sending them in a 3x to Tess just to laugh at the posts.
 

tasty humane burger

hokey cokey, pig in a pokey!
kiwifarms.net
Nope, no once. Also, I didn't realize Fabletics was Kate Hudson's line 😳

At any rate, their socials feature skinny girls doing yoga, with a healthy amount of posts featuring Kate herself. These were the three largest models I could find on their posts - none of them are approaching Tess’s level of planetary status.

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All these girls are really pretty too, yes they're soft and a bit chunky / fat but they're the type of models who look nice and candid who would make fats and normies alike want to buy the clothes as opposed to Mess looking one champagne cake away from death.
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
kiwifarms.net
Ryann Helipad could still have a shot with tard designing another fashion line that will go on 75% clearance within the first week.

* The Mrs. Roper collection
* The Maud Findlay collection
* The Dawn Davenport collection
* The Mrs. Howell collection
* The Phyllis Diller collection
* The Paul Lynde collection exclusively for duplicitous faggots
 

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Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
True & Honest Fan
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All these girls are really pretty too, yes they're soft and a bit chunky / fat but they're the type of models who look nice and candid who would make fats and normies alike want to buy the clothes as opposed to Mess looking one champagne cake away from death.
Well, the middle one is a pretty big gorl. She probably weighs as much as Tess, but has the advantage of being taller. Her thing is "classy black lady who does yacht girl shit for BBW feeders oh wait I mean fat activist who happens to travel the world with other big girls with no discernable jobs".
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Tess is too old and too tattooed / trashy to have ever gotten on this level of sugar baby shit, and I'll bet it burns her biscuits.
 

Vastly Amused

Meh I could do worse
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All these girls are really pretty too, yes they're soft and a bit chunky / fat but they're the type of models who look nice and candid who would make fats and normies alike want to buy the clothes as opposed to Mess looking one champagne cake away from death.
Not to mention the clothes look unbearably tight and uncomfortable on her, and she looks so greasy and red wearing them. It must take all the strength and stamina she has just to peel them off afterward.

I imagine the clothes must be stretched so hard to fit her, that its elasticity afterward must be completely shot, akin to an underwear's elastic waistband after it's been through the dryer one too many times.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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Well, the middle one is a pretty big gorl. She probably weighs as much as Tess, but has the advantage of being taller. Her thing is "classy black lady who does yacht girl shit for BBW feeders oh wait I mean fat activist who happens to travel the world with other big girls with no discernable jobs".
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Tess is too old and too tattooed / trashy to have ever gotten on this level of sugar baby shit, and I'll bet it burns her biscuits.
Crazy Days and Nights uses the term "yachting" to describe this type of "work" so it makes me giggle to see things like this.
 

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