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The 2019 Tommy Tooter GEM SHOWDOWNTom fails to sell rocks, gets stalked IRL by a dude with a gun, gets kicked out over Sabrina story

Discussion in 'Tommy Tooter' started by Zeitgeist, Jan 11, 2019.

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  1. Every year, Tom tries to put on a Gem Show, way outside of his means, leading to hilarious future events such as coming up short on money for weed, utilities, rent or getting his product and musical instruments stolen by transients.

    This year, Real Things Artisans Co-Op was showing its wares with the El Paso Rock Shop, another no name vendor without a website and zero attention on Facebook, at a skeezy freeway Howard Johnson's, located at 1010 S. Freeway, Tucson, AZ 85745, (520) 622-5871 from January 15th through February 15th 2019.

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    These two "rock vendors" are complete jokes. Case in point, here are some pics from the 2018 Rapa River show that nearly bankrupted the already bankrupt hobo.

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy-tooter-general-discussion.18925/page-597#post-3028593
    (Many Thanks to Kiwi User @TheJabroni)

    UPDATE

    James Parisho and the GEMSHOWDOWN

    Things were going well until a fellow hippie member of the Rainbow Family stumbled upon Tom at the show.

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    Meet James Parisho (archive), a man who was victimized as a child and who takes people who do things that Tom does VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY. This bearded maniac showed up at the show, and videoed himself watching Tom standing around like a humpback shartgoblin for a half hour, even going up to tom at one point and talking to him.



    Yes, he did show his gun at 5 minutes in.

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    At first, Based James was going to come back the next day to confront Tom about a story he heard about tom being a pedo. Who told James Tom was a pedo? Well, Tom!


    Courtesy: ThomasJayWasserberg.com

    A little background on James, @Gengar did some background research on this guy, finding that he was once charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

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    From @gengar's post:

    Shortly after recording this video, James went to the 2019 Rainbow gathering Facebook group (archive) to start this thread (archive), where he was confronted by one of the few people left who will defend a man who admits to touching a 15 year old at 28. Below is their confrontation. You may remember this chick from her battles with Deathfat in September.

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    Upon being notified of all this activity, Tom went to spergcon 5, called the police because he felt literally threatened for his life and streamed for an hour and a half, whining about it, with his only audience being people laughing at his misery.



    The next morning he recorded himself talking to the Tucson Police who had zero interest in helping him.



    So the question becomes, did James show up to confront tom and interview him about being a P A E D O P H I L E?

    No, no he didn't. He did better.



    He got tom kicked out of the Gem show. In this video, tom begins reading a story from the Book of Job, comparing himself to Job. He then went on to make his usual impotent legal threats and ended the video singing Hebrew songs for a half hour. The first half of the video is gold content.

    So how did the gem show go for tom? Not good! It remains to be seen whether this is the climax, check back for further info.

    Semper Fi.

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    #1 Zeitgeist, Jan 11, 2019
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  2. I remember Tom freaking out and demanding that the person who took those photos to have come out and fought him irl so he could call the police.
     
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  3. Tom's wire wrapping is incredibly poor. His wraps are super loose with way too many loops and low quality wire. They look like half-assed fishing lures made with cheap beads and wire salvaged from stranded electric wire. The ends of the wires tend to not be hidden and the excessively loose wraps make him hide the stones more than showcase them.

    Tom would probably benefit from proper tools and a class or two on wrapping technique. Hell, he could probably improve dramatically just by watching youtuYo videos. His mental illness prevents him from improving though as he has delusions of grandeur that make him believe that he is far more skilled than he actually is.
     
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  4. Bet Tom will market this as fun for all ages.
     
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  5. I just noticed the free gift part. What could Tommy possibly be giving away as a gift that anyone would want.
     

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  6. Massages for the kids.
     
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  7. Well, heck. I'm going to be in that area around that time... I may have to swing by and see.
     
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    The Lizard Queen

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  8. Tom swore he was 'getting paid' this time around but I'd bet it'll be in weed because earning an income is against his morals.
     
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  9. Lol I am glad my agents in the field have given me some info onto the whereabouts for the 2019 edition of "To Catch a Hobo"

    He will definitely be more on edge this time around my fellow kiwis, so careful since he has been known to kill a man with one punch (self-proclaimed)
     
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    TheJabroni

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  10. The Tucson gem show is notorious for hippies. The show takes up the whole downtown area, and just about every vacant field in 10 miles has been taken over by potheads and gypsy wannabees, who set up camp and get high for the 3 weeks of the show.
    My guess is that's what he'll be up to.
     
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  11. Sounds like it's as close to a Rainbow Gathering as Tommy is ever going to get.
     
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  12. Apparently it's a real shithole. The whole Howard Johnson's name has seen better days, with all the restaurants ceasing to exist, and the hotels being disgusting roach motels. Look up the reviews on this one, they uniformly say it's a complete dump.

    The perfect place for our favorite dog-molesting pedohobo.
     
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  13. It’s like a mile from his current spot so that’s prob part of the attraction.
     
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  14. I've been there, it's not so bad, and people who get a room there don't usually actually stay there during the gem show. It's one of about 60 locations in Tucson that run smaller gem shows around the main event in the downtown area.

    Most of the hotels in the area sell out for the gem show. What ends up happening is that the rooms are used as stalls for the show itself. People will open their hotel room up, put a table out front, and run it like a store.
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    Actual picture of the hotel from last year.

    Some hotels encourage this, and Howard Johnson's is one of them. The entire bottom floor of the hotel will turn into a shopping mall for 2-3 weeks.

    This is the largest gem and mineral show on the planet, and over half a billion dollars can change hands each year. People come from all over the world to buy inexpensive gems from private miners, high-end gems from dealers, or specimens for collections.
    An independent gem miner, or savvy salesperson can come away with enough profit to not work the rest of the year. Even a person who just likes to go out and pick up neat rocks can rent a booth in a parking lot, and make hundreds of dollars selling rocks that normal people might ignore entirely.

    My guess is he'll probably sell a couple of cracked quartz crystals and blow all his earnings on weed.
     
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    #14 The Lizard Queen, Jan 12, 2019
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  15. im pretty sure one of those "Rocks" is a lump of crystal cocaine
     
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  16. It's telling that this is such a big event and Tommy still can't manage to make enough to cover his table rent.
     
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  17. It'll be like other times he cadged money from other people for it, then spent most of it on weed that he then wandered off and smoked instead of sitting at his table, and he won't make enough selling his shitrocks to pay anyone back and will shaft them.
     
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  18. I'm no gem expert, but all those Quartz in his post look naff.

    I'd be surprised if he could get a profit to blow on Weed.
     
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  19. These situations have already occurred and will continue. Tom is absolute shit at math. Not only does he not keep records of his sales but he often trades for other stones. He considers that to be profit, when in reality it's more product that he can't sell. The stuff he does manage to sell goes directly to his weed habit.

    Tom will say last year he made "at least $2,000 dollars" but mysteriously, he could not pay back Arianna the $600 he owed to her or cover his utilities. He does not understand that if you can't hold on to the profit, it doesn't matter how much you sell, especially if you have fuckall to show for it.

    I expect him to bomb the fuck out at this show; either by chimping on his co-workers or failing to turn a profit. And of course, it will be all our fault.

    :story:
     
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  20. @Zeitgeist
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    He went from "Visit us Jan 15, to somewhere on Twitter saying that it was starting tomorrow, to now he is setting up tomorrow, but won't start until friday.

    Perhaps his constant keyboard slapping is why he has no time. But he says that he uses a power tool to wash his rocks so he "types while his hand is resting".
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