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  1. Becky used to take pride in getting her hair cut and would wear the hat less when she did. It really shows how miserable she has become since she can't even be assed to do that now
     
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  2. This exceptional video from Eric must be his way of "doing his job" and avoiding any mention of Amber. Though maybe they talk about her. I had to tap out when they started to dive deep into people from high school, like the collective audience really cares.
     
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  3. You deserve a lifetime pension for making it even that far. Their voices... Tennessee Williams made me love Southern accents, but Becky Williams makes me hate them. Eric's voice gives me a brain haemorrhage and then makes me grateful for it.
     
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  4. Correct. I made it all the way through and no talk of Amber. They did talk about how they've all been busy with personal issues that have come up, so that could be hinting at the falling incident, but no direct mention of it. Also I've not seen any of Eric's videos before--up until this one I've only caught him in Amber's--so this might have been mentioned before, but does Eric sound like Kermit the Frog to anyone else? :lol:
     
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  5. You're late on this, and there may be some resemblance but Kermit doesn't refuse to work because of "social anxiety" while Miss Piggy works full time and furnishes his lifestyle.

    Eric is literally more useless than AMBERLYNN REID because at least she brings in an income and supports herself.
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  6. Yes Kermit the frog could never be accused of being idle and Miss Piggy is a strong, independent pig who don't need no frog to support her.
     
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  7. Eric gets autism bux, that counts.
     
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  8. Does he? I know that's been speculated, but I'm not sure it was confirmed. IIRC he was still employed as well or had just recently left his position when Hurricane Beanbag rolled in. It takes a LONG time and a LOT of doctors visits and generally a lawyer's involvement to get disability at his age...especially if you're perfectly able bodied. I don't think he's getting shit from the government. There's a real misconception that the government hands out money hand over fist for whatever sob story is presented, but it absolutely doesn't work that way.

    My father had a catastrophic stroke months after he retired. Insurance in this country is fucking bullshit and this was pre-Obamacare and he was promptly dropped. We tried and tried to get him some form of assistance, but his retirement that he'd saved prevented him from even qualifying for the most basic programs. He was completely paralyzed on his left side. Totally unable to care for himself. My mom retired to take care of him and they paid out of pocked for healthcare assistants to come in a few times a week for baths and physical therapy. This went on for almost 7 years until we had no choice, but to put him in a nursing home where he promptly died. I could healthcare sperg all day long, but I just want to point out that the social services are not as vulnerable as folks seem to think. Uncle Sam wants his fucking money and he's going to make goddamned sure you need it before he doles it out.
     
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  9. Your dad's first mistake was not being a nigger or an illegal alien. RIP.

    To contribute, you're thinking of SSDI, not SSI. You can get SSI as a minor and it's one of the biggest avenues of welfare fraud. It's possible Eric was on SSI as a child (tugboat bux go to guardian). As an adult he'd continue to get it. If he lost it by working too much or whatever, when he went to reapply he'd have a huge paper trail to help expedite the process.

    I don't watch Eric's vlogs but I'm pretty sure he's not on tugboat currently.
     
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  10. I just assumed he was because otherwise he wouldnt be at home :optimistic:
     
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  11. He quit his job, so now his husband supports them both.
     
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  12. Ask and you shall receive, a video featuring Rickie!


    Rickie rants that he hates margarine but wants to eat it for his health. He loves butter, especially Country Crock, but none of that Land O' Lakes shit.

    Eric does a PSA for not taking a gay man date out for Mexican food...

    And Rickie doesn't like holding hands or being touched.
     
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  13. Only Eric knows how to leave the butter behind. If someone in the house uses a fork in the tub or leaves crumbs, it irritates him. He will go around asking who did it.

    He doesn't like stick butter because you have to use the whole thing. (Rickie, you don't though.)

    He doesn't like chicken shit between his toes but does love mud.

    The PSA was pure cringe.

    They promise there will be more. Hopefully they realize that there is one topic everyone wants him to rant about and is sure ain't butter or hand holding.
     
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  14. Isn't Country Crock margarine? hmmm... apparently someone has been sticking forks and leaving crumbs in his butter/margarine. I can't imagine who in the household would keep doing such a thing knowing it annoys him. Well, Amber doesn't like butter so can't be her....but then again she could be ok with margarine since they think it's healthier.
     
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  15. Oh shit. I was not prepared for Rickie to be dumb as a stump. Has Amber been eating his brain when no one's looking?
     
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  16. They make both now. The butter still has added oils to make it spread easier.
     
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  17. I wouldn't either if it was by Eric.

    Don't you mean marjoram?
     
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  18. He hasn’t kicked Hamber out of his house yet, he’s clearly either very dumb or afraid of being eaten.
     
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  19. :autism:Never watched any vids featuring Rickie but I did not expect him to talk like a gay stereotype, no wonder you guys call them Queens.:autism:
    Anyway, why is he sperging of fucking butter? why not ranting about your job, about the economy or about the kind of neighbours you don't like...? Anything would make more sense than butter and would show way more of your personality :\
     
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  20. Their lives now revolve around food. This is the Amber effect.
     
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