Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Bad Beginning -

[Null]

@Null, are these twats still harassing Chris? I know in the last post you said you had told Chris that the whole laser from the moon pointed at CWCville wasn't real and he was angry. I'm just a little confused. Sorry if this is a dumb question.

No. I've said this four times. There is no more contact from these people.

 

[Done]

Someone will always hook him up to get what he wants, if not @The Captain this time then someone else of similar optimism.

Buying something from Chris is the same as buying something from someone, you may disagree with the value of that something, but that doesn't mean he gave Chris money for free.

Value is always seen from the customer's perspective, I know I sold items I completely despise for values I wouldn't ever buy them for, but that's the nature of business overall, demand and value are dictated by the customer.

Chris is someone who surprisingly understands this on a primal, almost-animal level, he lowers the value of items based on how quick it moves (or not), if he was less gullible and more of a people person, he would've been the ideal worker at say, a junkyard or a pawnshop.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Buying something from Chris is the same as buying something from someone, you may disagree with the value of that something, but that doesn't mean he gave Chris money for free.

Value is always seen from the customer's perspective, I know I sold items I completely despise for values I wouldn't ever buy them for, but that's the nature of business overall, demand and value are dictated by the customer.

Chris is someone who surprisingly understands this on a primal, almost-animal level, he lowers the value of items based on how quick it moves (or not), if he was less gullible and more of a people person, he would've been the ideal worker at say, a junkyard or a pawnshop.

It took him a while to get there. He was overpricing everything initially until people started actually buying them at those prices.

Then again, I guess that means it's rather other people, who took a while to get there.

 

[White bubblegum]

I'm definitely interested in seeing what happens. I think the most fun things with Chris are his interactions with other autists.

Horrible, but entertaining.

 

[Done]

It took him a while to get there. He was overpricing everything initially until people started actually buying them at those prices.

Then again, I guess that means it's rather other people, who took a while to get there.

Anybody who manages to sell literal garbage for x10 the price is someone I respect as a salesman, anyone.

Also, this eBay thing is a good and very underappreciated vein of content, it gave us "Tealfully yours" and the incredibly surreal "Buy my eBay" stream, in which Chris banged on the table and screamed his heart out on stream for over 40 minutes without ever giving out his eBay profile.

 

[gayfrog]

my god U R a bunch of retrograde rеtards
Why don't U just leave the poor girl be?

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

It's hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that this is was a real conversation between three people and not an absurd parody of existence itself.

 

[OrsonZedd]

So, who's up for some good, old fashioned, vigilante justice?

 

[Marvin]

Why doesn't Chris just log off when all this is happening? That's what I don't get. These guys are acting like twats online.

Chris was talking to Jesus. Jesus can still see what you're doing if you turn off the computer. You're just in a worse-off position when you do that because then you can't even reply to Jesus to argue your case.

 

[Dingus Bing Bong]

I assume this is all karma for how Chris treats his mother.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Knowing the internet's motto is basically, "Hold my beer and watch this," I shudder to think what a troll might do to surpass Wise and Boyd. I always thought the bluespike saga was the worst of chris chan trolling until this came along and blew it out of the water

 

[nil]

How anyone could take seriously a demand for money from god is beyond me. It blows my mind that Chris couldn't at some point ask the basic question "Why would God want $500? Why is God negotiating with me?"

 

[Jaimas]

Knowing the internet's motto is basically, "Hold my beer and watch this," I shudder to think what a troll might do to surpass Wise and Boyd. I always thought the bluespike saga was the worst of chris chan trolling until this came along and blew it out of the water

That barrel has no bottom.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

That barrel has no bottom.

What next? trolls convince Chris to commit a actual crime or off himself? Seems like it could happen at this rate

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Knowing the internet's motto is basically, "Hold my beer and watch this," I shudder to think what a troll might do to surpass Wise and Boyd. I always thought the bluespike saga was the worst of chris chan trolling until this came along and blew it out of the water

We’re going to get the point where some retard is gonna try to actually physically assault, and maybe even kill, Chris.

Some day, it’ll happen.

 

[lolwut]

I assume this is all karma for how Chris treats his mother.

I'd argue Chris is karma for how Barb treats everyone else.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris needs to be saving every dime he has to take care of the repair bill for his car. There are also 12 days left in the month that also need to be taken into consideration.

Anything such as this art commission that he has in limbo, merchandise within it's return window, etc. needs to be sent back so the money can be spent keeping his head above water.

I don't think Bronycon should be an option for Chris at this point, but I'm sure he'll go even if it means 14 BC is a burnt hole in the ground when he comes back.

He literally texted me and a bunch of others yesterday asking to borrow a couple hundred bucks claiming his bank account had less than that in it - and this is AFTER the eBay blanket sale.

I just don't see how the con is going to happen without other significantly more important and pressing things going on the backburner.

Maybe another group of virgin autists will pay Chris over $1200 to be their escort for the weekend

 

[FightenGnome]

When the first details of the Idea Guy Saga came out initially, I thought it was kind of funny with Toon CWCville was invaded by Putin-Pmurt Russia Nazis, the ridiculous Punchy Sonichu riots and the revelations that the characters weren't want Chris thought they were ( Angelica a Satanist, Blake as a ISIS member). I genuinely thought the saga had some potential to bring joy unseen since Asperchu.

Boy was I wrong. How bored, sadistic and autistic are these two? Reading this chat makes me want to get mad on the internet so fucking much. Idea guy has become gay, stupid, abusive and quite frankly boring. LARPing as anime girl goddesses who like to abuse people? This is the kind of shit 12 year old gay boys in the closet do. These are two grown ass men? And for over 9 hours per discord? Even Chris takes a fucking break and goes and does something for an hour while these guys sit there and wait for him to respond. How can two faggots have all this spare time and not do anything funny?

They created the shittiest saga in Chris-Chan history and everyone is going to remember them as being worse than BlueSpike. They couldn't even stop jacking off to the idea of being an anime girl from SAO for 5 seconds to actually produce interesting content.

 

[idosometimes]

Value is always seen from the customer's perspective, I know I sold items I completely despise for values I wouldn't ever buy them for, but that's the nature of business overall, demand and value are dictated by the customer.

Chris is someone who surprisingly understands this on a primal, almost-animal level, he lowers the value of items based on how quick it moves (or not), if he was less gullible and more of a people person, he would've been the ideal worker at say, a junkyard or a pawnshop.

Value to Chris is about how much money he needs and how soon he needs it. That is why his "negotiable" prices drop like a rock. "$50 for a video... or $10, but no less!" Chris has no business plan or accounting because he is an idiot who cannot understand money. He never has it because every dime in immediately is spent. Money has no value to him.

Knowing the internet's motto is basically, "Hold my beer and watch this," I shudder to think what a troll might do to surpass Wise and Boyd. I always thought the bluespike saga was the worst of chris chan trolling until this came along and blew it out of the water

Internet trolls, haters and cyberbullies are not the big threat. Someone who pretends to care but wants to exploit Chris, like an evil version of "Rocky", will take over Chris' life, steal his money, and maybe even get life insurance on him before killing him. Chris always has problems and wants easy answers. Someone who comes in at one of his frequent times of need would be able to get the keys to the kingdom. That is the real threat out there. Forget kids who want a Nintendo. Chris is an easy target. he is dumb, but has pretty reliable source of income. It is limited income; however, people have killed for much less. If Barb and Chris get can the house in order, that is another asset available when they kill Chris. Someone could move in on him after Barb dies and steal him money saying they are paying the bill for him. Sometime later Chris is evicted because home is foreclosed due to nonpayment.

 

[Raiken]

We’re going to get the point where some exceptional individual is gonna try to actually physically assault, and maybe even kill, Chris.

Some day, it’ll happen.

At this point i won't even be suprised if someone tricked him into ritualy killing himself to be with his OCs forever, even more so after his mother dies and the shitshow of the eviction starts.