Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Chris-Chan Extortionists - and the End of Evangelion

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I believe the reason Chris still does a lot of the shit he does is because he's practically addicted to the attention at this point.

Yup. And that he's so invested in the fantasy shit, that if someone offers to indulge that stuff, Chris will happily do pretty much whatever (like, say, gradually give away $6k to some random kid. Or send some rctard a video of yourself jerking it to Smashmouth, along with your twitter password.).

The fantasy shit plays the same role now that he 'girlfriend' card used to- someone offering those things to Chris will trump all his other priorities- including self-preservation.
 

Marvin

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Yeah, there's no possible way Chris could have seen this coming when he decided to obey the request to send someone video of himself jerking off and yelling Smashmouth lyrics. Or when he made the decision to give his password out to whoever-the-fuck; something that, I'm sure that yourself, The Captain, Null, and everyone else a 1/4-way sane in his Chris's life have totally never told him not to ever, ever do a bunch of times before.

Chris's behaviour here was totally reasonable and that 'All Star/masturbation' video was something that could totally happen to any of us.
Plenty of people send nudes to each other. Revenge porn is a thing. Chris is not aware that the All Star stuff is unusual. He cannot tell the difference between kinky and outright mockery. He obviously doesn't have a good reference point for normal adult relationships.

Chris gave out his passwords because he's effectively in a cult.
Are these FtM trannies the reason why Chris went from lesbian to bi?
No.
Hmmm... Does she actually like hanging with Chris or is she a troll? Has Chris made any moves on her yet? Or on any of the troons since he is so touchy feely?
Troll.
 

Marvin

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Yeah, i'm feeling a bit that way myself, at the moment.
Is the comparison not apt?

Chris is not planning on getting a new car, because he'll have magic when the rapture comes.

Chris is trying to borrow money on cwcville's coffers, because after the rapture he'll have a bajillion c and w quarters or some shit.

It's the autistic version of selling all your possessions and moving to a compound in the desert.
 

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I don't really see a point at not doxxing Teen Troon Squad at this point. It's clear that they don't have any kind of best interest as far as Chris goes. Captain seems like he's checked out of the situation, I haven't seen him comment on any of this the last week or so.

Yeah, I'm sure it'll be exactly as effective as doxxing Wise and Boyd, but maybe it'll scare them off somewhat if the horde of wëęns starts Julaying their mothers. Because at the rate Chris is going, he's letting the last vestiges of independence flitter away as the final car breaks down and the collectors line up outside the door.
 

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It's the autistic version of selling all your possessions and moving to a compound in the desert.
Why couldn't he be obsessed with aliens. They're a lot more realistic, and we could have gotten a self-induced anal probe out of it. Why do I have the feeling that long after Chris is dead, someone will make a major motion picture based on his life?
 
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