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Pho, thank you for your restreams even though I want to shoot myself when I watch the KSOfficial Pillstream TL;DW Recap - Middle East Edition
⦁ According to Ralph's twitter, he'll be live at 9:30ish...
⦁ Ralph is doing a little better tonight. 102 people waiting for him to fire up his stream. He must have threatened to dox some paypigs if they didn't call in sick to tune in.
⦁ As I type the previous line, Ralph is in chat saying "closer to 10 tonight, getting prepped now"
⦁ Ralph in chat sperging about some drumboy the legend... Oh, he's thanking a paypig for subbing 10 months
⦁ 9:45pm, no sign of Ralph and only 178 waiting for him to hit that start stream button. He says something about "network interfered". I have no idea what that means, maybe he'll explain.
⦁ Gunt in chat coping, fixing obs stuff and he'll be ready in "2 mins"
⦁ Ralph goes live at 10 on the nose, cute the 15 minute powerpoint and copywrighted songs.
⦁ While the powerpoint plays Ralph gets 2.10$ in donations.
⦁ About a dozen subs and a 50 cent donation from weepypeehole. Piggy's not doing too bad tonight, the subs alone were like $15! He's almost got a pint of makers and the show hasn't even started!
⦁ Lots of chatters throwing useless mana at him to boost a shadow-banned stream.
⦁ Ralph copes the shirt he's worn a couple days in a row is still "clean". Ralph lies about sending out hats tomorrow. Nobody is getting hats.
⦁ A group of donos comes in shortly after Ralph gests his bloated, pink face on screen. He made $3 after chomo's cut.
⦁ Ralph brings gator on at first, Gator was muted at first.
⦁ two fifty cent super chats as Ralph goes over what he did on his morning show.
⦁ Ralph makes another three fiddy as he says the network is coming soon. He says in a week it wil be able to have stuff uploaded to it.
⦁ Ralph sounds pretty low-energy.
⦁ Ralph shills his private welfare platforms a little more...
⦁ Ralph spergs and coughs about pulling up the wrong thing.
⦁ Ralph bangs out some superchats...
⦁ Ralph mumbles about yesterday's show being good, trailing off and tries to move on to another topic.
⦁ Ralph moves onto some colonial pipeline paying off the haxxorz with five million in bitcoin.
⦁ Gator has a hot take about the Biden administration stepping in, telling them to pay the people off and the democrats would help them later.
⦁ Ralph thinks they thought about not paying first but thought it would take too long. Ralph is wondering if it's a set up from a three letter agency to crack down on crypto.
⦁ Ralph goes to explain what he was doing with his crypto... getting cardano?
⦁ Onto some more news. Activists and ex-spy have plotted to discredit Trump enemies in the government. Ralph says he doesn't want to read the whole article. Gator asks for the tl;dr... Ralph tells him that Trump was working with spies.
⦁ Ralph says Youtube is sick now. Gator kvetches about the bad stuff on youtube's front page nobody wants to see...
⦁ Ralph finds a video from some downs syndrome guy. Gator says he looks like a leftwing bugman.
⦁ Video guy is kvetching about project Veritas.
⦁ Smoke is fucking around and Ralph complains that he shouldn't have taught him to get up on the desk.
⦁ Back to the video.
⦁ Gator gives a take about communist infiltrators and sympathizers.
⦁ Ralph babbles about the military being crafty, accepting trannies and gays. He thinks in the next 5 years there will be a furry ad for the military or intelligence server.
⦁ Gator curses it. Ralph wonders if the military is full of furfags.
⦁ Back to the video. Moonface is bitching about anti-democrats. Ralph has to stop the video because he finds it offensive.
⦁ Gator says this is the typical soyboy, bugman, libshit.
⦁ Gator gets Walter Cronkite and Walter Mondale mixed up.
⦁ Ralph babbles about nothing then takes a drink.
⦁ Gator rees about "muh fascism" then back to the video.
⦁ Gator has another piss warm take about breadtube and upcummies.
⦁ Ralph cuts Gator off with some breaking news. Captain and Judas are confirmed for the first of June.
⦁ Ralph says he might have an odysee only bloodsport of some Israeli and a Palestinian.
⦁ Ralph says Captain wants to be in the killstream hall of fame.
⦁ Onto some Elon Musk news. He lost 20 billion since going on SNL.
⦁ Gator is babbling about the globo-homo neo-con war-machine while Ralph babbles about mind-slavery and John Kelly... He doesn't do the musk article but moves onto some covid news.
⦁ Ralph begs for callers.
⦁ Ralph gets a caller. The caller says they hated the video guy. Ralph backed up to get the guy's name. Caller talks about the Chick-Fil-et BBQ sauce shortage. "Welcome to Biden's America."
⦁ Caller says its the straw that breaks the camel's back.
⦁ Ralph looks for fried chicken news... and pulls up a local news video.
⦁ Culture war calls in. Ralph asks Ryan to take the reigns for a while so he can step away for a minute.
⦁ Both Ralph and Gator say he look like he had a bad day. Culture war said he almost got into a wreck when someone ran a stop sign.
⦁ Ralph says he has 1000 live with only 699 on chomo.
⦁ Culture war says he has a Chick-Fil-Et sauce pile.
⦁ Culture war says whoever has the sauce has the sauce will be feudal lords.
⦁ Culture war steals Null's story about not being able to build basements in California...
⦁ Onto some news from Gaza...
⦁ Gator has a piss warm take about an "invasion".
⦁ Culture war says he heard its rumor that's a psiop that they were only assisting the bombardment. He wants to know if anything changed.
⦁ Ralph gives us the death toll of Palestinians.
⦁ Ralph had a live stream that froze. He refreshed and the video skipped. Ralph gives us a killstream muckbang.
⦁ Culture war has a video to share but says its spicy.
⦁ Ralph is shoveling fries in his mouth. Stuffing his face with nigger cattle feed.
⦁ Ralph demands Pantsu take his food so he stops being a pig on camera.
⦁ Ralph and crew make a gunt joke. He'll belly flop onto Tel-aviv. Gator calls it Metal Gunt.
⦁ Gator says everyone knows its happening... to keep Bibi in office.
⦁ Onto some Biden news. Gator and Ralph think he looks like shit. Culture war says the adrenochrome trade has been disrupted. Ryan is worried.
⦁ Rand calls in. Andy's there too. Ralph asks Rand if he's gotten banned from anywhere else since they last spoke. Rand says he ran out of places to get banned from.
⦁ Ralph yells about having nothing funny.
⦁ Andy might have something. He admits it might cause a chat revolt.
⦁ Limbs of tik-tok. Gator says it saw him earlier and "this post gave me cancer".
⦁ Ralph pulls up some cringe tik-tok video.
⦁ Ralph wonders if its a shot or he's talking about getting fucked in the ass.
⦁ Ralph can't even hear the panel. Ralph didn't know people could Disney-fy people... He thinks its dangerous and pedos might use it.
⦁ Ralph calls Sargon a pedophile.
⦁ Ralph wants to move onto some EDP news... But moves onto some capital riot plea deal news.
⦁ Ralph skims the article. He says they're offering stiff deals.
⦁ Culture war says someone from Quantico FBI training was busted at the riot. Ryan goes onto say that half of the people busted have been marines or former marines.
⦁ Rand said all they had to do was follow the crayon wrappers.
⦁ Onto some news about a CBS news crew getting attacked.
⦁ Superchats... One wants to see a Rand musical.
⦁ Rand sings for us...
⦁ Ralph says he has an idea for some "skits". Andy wants in.
⦁ Ralph finally gets to the clip of the news crew getting attacked by a swarm of basketball Americans.
⦁ Onto some ADL news. Anti-Antifa images are now hate symbols.
⦁ Ralph begs for callers. He's got 704 bots at 11:25pm EST.
⦁ Onto some Odysee news. Talking about sending USD over their website too... Andy and Ralph think it's big.
⦁ Culture war says he has to start using Odysee.
⦁ Ralph gets a $2.50 superchat as he gloats about how long he streamed in the morning.
⦁ Rand says the last couple days there have been few shitty bait threads this week on 4chan and 8kun...
⦁ Warski thinks it's interesting.
⦁ Culture war says he has to step it up.
⦁ Ralph hits a Tucker clip. Ralph pauses when he says Loudoun county.
⦁ Back to the Tucker clip. Demon-crats bad, critical race theory bad, fat bitch SJW's have miserable lives...
⦁ Another Tucker clip. A black mother wants to get rid of critical race theory and Tucker thinks shes a hero.
⦁ Tucker agrees. Tucker moves onto some 1619 project... I guess slavery is still going according to these guys...
⦁ Culture war makes Ralph pause the video to sperg.
⦁ Rand makes a sex tape joke that takes Gator like 10 seconds to get.
⦁ Tucker tells us the 1619 project says that the civil war never happened, Abraham Lincoln never existed and slavery is still going.
⦁ Now Tucker is talking about the new social justice math.
⦁ Onto some smut being taught in school. Tucker mad, Parents mad, schoolboard don't care. Schoolboard pulls an Ethan and cuts the guys mic.
⦁ Ralph says he would have got arrested if he was there.
⦁ Ralph flicks around his articles. He gets talking about the Outsiders. Ralph gets talking about hot middle school teachers...
⦁ 709 bots at 11:55pm est... Onto some actress selling snatch shots as an NFT...
⦁ Gator makes a piss warm take about all of the models in the last few years having no curves and man-faces.
⦁ Culture war says she has slutty eyebrows.
⦁ Warski starts babbling about Onision's ex... She unfollowed him I guess?
⦁ Ralph and Warski didn't bother with her onlyfans.
⦁ Ralph bitches about onlyfans.
⦁ Andy reminds people that there's free porn and Ralph recommends to buy pussy in real life.
⦁ Culture war thinks they should ban porn but legalize prostitution.
⦁ Ralph, and Andy both say porn is more damaging than prostitution.
⦁ Gunty says he'll get one or two more segments in and call it a night. Thank fuck.
⦁ Onto some congress drama... Ralph has to pause the video of Pelosi to bang out some super potions.
⦁ Bibble swaggers in during the closing minutes. Bibble he has carple tunnel from masturbation. Andy laughs that he made the same joke on Andy's show today.
⦁ Ralph talks about the Boogie2988 death sentence petition. It's up to 3644 now. Panel wonders how it hasn't been taken down yet.
⦁ Bibble says Boogie looks hard core in his mug shot.
⦁ back to the congress spat news. Someone wanted to debate AOC and AOC sperged out.
⦁ Panel size up the blonde woman that had a spat with AOC... Gator said he'd rather trade her in for a younger model.
⦁ Ralph has Andy shill his shit. Like a trained seal, he does on command.
⦁ Culture war shills his shit.
⦁ Rand shills his shit.. Gator his the soundboard.
⦁ Bibble shills his shit.
⦁ Ralph hopes Gator will be on the show tomorrow.
⦁ Gator shills the shit that nobody watches.
⦁ Ralph sends his cronies away and almost spills water everywhere, luckily it was a nearly empty bottle. He admits he ran out of articles.
⦁ Ralph says there will be more network news. He says the preview is looking good from what he's seen.
⦁ Ralph shills his digital welfare platforms and hats again.
⦁ Gunty hits the song and calls it a night.
I lost track of how much Ralph made tonight, but he didn't do too terrible for himself. 30$+ for sure. I know I say this every other recap, but holy ol' fuck - this was one of the worst killstreams in a while. Mumble over the news and talking about high school and wetbrain takes on what they were watching. Ralph couldn't even be assed to read a whole article.
Please tell me you edited this, please tell me someone edited this? This cannot be real someone cannot be this dense