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I have this bad habit of feeling bad for morons that fuck up their own lives. That whole blowup at Jay Dyer, whoever he is made me feel a tinge of pity for my favorite gunted man. I know and understand that all of his problems are his own doing and for this reason I enjoy taunting him, but his situation really is an awful one. All the things that I truly value in my life, friends and family in particular, are gone and will not return for Ralph. Even on the internet there was a point where people really did love him back in the day, precisely because he would joke around and seemingly not give a shit.

Look at him now, he can't even take a joke about not attracting chicks without snapping like a tiny lapdog under a bed sheet. It's so obvious there's a ton a fucked up real life problems going on in his life. He can't see his son, his parents are dead, he's scared about his current pregnant girlfriend and he has no job prospects outside of this streaming nonsense, if you could even call that a prospect, which you cant. The fact that he manages to keep going is impressive, despite all the reasons Ralph is anything but.

Is there even a word for feeling bad for someone wracked with problems of their own doing? I feel like there should be.
 

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I have this bad habit of feeling bad for morons that fuck up their own lives. That whole blowup at Jay Dyer, whoever he is made me feel a tinge of pity for my favorite gunted man. I know and understand that all of his problems are his own doing and for this reason I enjoy taunting him, but his situation really is an awful one. All the things that I truly value in my life, friends and family in particular, are gone and will not return for Ralph. Even on the internet there was a point where people really did love him back in the day, precisely because he would joke around and seemingly not give a shit.

Look at him now, he can't even take a joke about not attracting chicks without snapping like a tiny lapdog under a bed sheet. It's so obvious there's a ton a fucked up real life problems going on in his life. He can't see his son, his parents are dead, he's scared about his current pregnant girlfriend and he has no job prospects outside of this streaming nonsense, if you could even call that a prospect, which you cant. The fact that he manages to keep going is impressive, despite all the reasons Ralph is anything but.

Is there even a word for feeling bad for someone wracked with problems of their own doing? I feel like there should be.
I lol everytime ralph cries over his losses, piggies don't deserve sympy they deserve to be thwipped until they shrill in their own shit for our amusement

Favorite part about Ralph is his show is supposedly a dark, edgy internet brawl but in reality if anyone even accidentally slights him he's on the verge of a meltdown
He needs to just be upfront with it, just rebrand to the weenie hut vagina hour it's one thing to not want to be insulted but the lying and hypocrisy, not like he can lose much viewers odysse " crashed" for half his viewers ie his bots went out so we know he's not doing well there anyway
 

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Who brags about owning "property" and having "disposable income" at an age nearing 40? Isn't that a given for any remotely hard-working, middle class man 40 years of age? Your kid should be at least 10 years old now! Why does he feel the need to brag about owning half of a disgusting crackshack that's worth less than the 1/2 Bitcoin he was sent and making $10 an hour at most from his trash website that is hacked on a daily basis for fun? Not undermining the skills of @glownig, it's more than I can ever dream of having, but I feel like people could host a "security sever breakthrough" speedrun with that site's horrible settings.

"How to not secure the existence of your servers and a future for more customers, with Avani Singh, CEO of secureserver.tv, Los Angeles, suburb of New Delhi", expert in call centre logistics.

Yeah, I'm so impressed alright, you own half a house in West Memphis, Arkansas, and one of the worst looking murses I've seen in my life. That's plenty of money, I guess, where you responded to Vicker's gag order with a blog post. Can't even hire an attorney to prove your parentage of Xander and get visitation rights.

Paper aborted, loser, fat, broke, and 5'1''.
 

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Who brags about owning "property" and having "disposable income" at an age nearing 40? Isn't that a given for any remotely hard-working, middle class man 40 years of age? Your kid should be at least 10 years old now! Why does he feel the need to brag about owning half of a disgusting crackshack that's worth less than the 1/2 Bitcoin he was sent and making $10 an hour at most from his trash website that is hacked on a daily basis for fun? Not undermining the skills of @glownig, it's more than I can ever dream of having, but I feel like people could host a "security sever breakthrough" speedrun with that site's horrible settings.

"How to not secure the existence of your servers and a future for more customers, with Avani Singh, CEO of secureserver.tv, Los Angeles, suburb of New Delhi", expert in call centre logistics.

Yeah, I'm so impressed alright, you own half a house in West Memphis, Arkansas, and one of the worst looking murses I've seen in my life. That's plenty of money, I guess, where you responded to Vicker's gag order with a blog post. Can't even hire an attorney to prove your parentage of Xander and get visitation rights.

Paper aborted, loser, fat, broke, and 5'1''.
What is even funnier is that now that he has bragged about this on twitter and has flexed this, he cannot escape by saying he doesn't have money. He will either get money from selling the property or he might be getting rental income which if the Vickers want to pursue that avenue they can. And if he is getting any sort of rental income from that property and he hasn't declared it with the IRS well than, he is kind of fucked.

But it does go to show how childish Ralph is and how emotional he is, he thinks by bragging about what he has that it will make him look better. He never puts any fore thought into what he says and just runs his mouth even to the detriment of himself and others.
 

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You know what's funny? Pigs and humans usually have thicker skin due to fat. Not just emotionally, literally. https://genoskin.com/blog/2020/03/04/human-vs-animal-skin/ Rats are pretty thin skinned, and now I can't stop seeing the midget Gunt as a rat instead. Pigs dig for truffles, rats eat from garbage cans. Pigs can't even reach to backstab, rats go insane on each other and anything or anyone at the drop of a hat. It all checks out.

Wrt KiwiStream don't stream news/politics, that's where Ralph fucked up. That already has a clear niche demographic and catering exclusively to the ostracized and exiled (David Duke and co.) Isn't fun, it's fucking soul draining. JUST do whatever is FUN. Not to sound retarded, but that's what works best for everyone else. Ralph used to have fun when everyone else was shit talking each other, but he couldn't handle being in the proximity without any of the attention on himself, and when he got it, he hated it. Just stream laughing at dumb shit, and never lose sight of the true aim. Ratph obviously chases temporary fixes (gambling addiction etc) to such a level he has no long term aim. And don't do it to show up Ratph, that's retarded. Do it because it's a desperately desired demographic that needs filling and that is MONEY. Just don't go, "hmm selling my happiness for $200 tonight seems fine" because that's how you become as retarded as Ratph. And long term it doesn't work. If you're not having fun, neither will your audience.
 

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But it does go to show how childish Ralph is and how emotional he is, he thinks by bragging about what he has that it will make him look better. He never puts any fore thought into what he says and just runs his mouth even to the detriment of himself and others.
I genuinely wonder how his brain processes the practical advice given to him by his perceived enemies. On one side he has Gator, who will bend over backwards to defend and rationalize all of the Gunt's idiotic decisions. On the other you have Null, his most hated enemy, giving him practical advice time and time again despite having to real incentive to do so. It's not even like Jersh is the worse when it comes to mocking Ralph. I honestly can't recall a single MATI stream where Ralph is mocked for anything outside of his own control.

"He's makin fun of mah unborn keeed!”

Every joke made by Null involving Xander has been directly at Ralph's expense for being a deadbeat dad, the harshest of which being Null asserting that Ralph's kids will most likely grow up to hate him. I don't think that's an unjust statement. Even if you can look past his refusal to fight for custody, Ralph has a public image of an alcoholic white trash attention whore. Ask the kids of porn stars and ethots how it's like going to school when everyone knows about their parent's chosen profession and then you'll have an idea of what Xander's developmental years will be like.
 
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Yes yes yes, these are from a discord bot. They captured Ralph retweeting Pantsu when she doxed Faiths phone number, here are two screenshots of it, I figured it is best to have them here in case anyone wants them.

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If you treated it as a serious act of contempt for Ralph, you’re right it would be too much effort. But if you treated it as lighthearted trolling /parody, to poke fun at Ralph, it could be a lot of fun, and really funny. Besides, prep would be easy— just bring on 2 or 3 guests to sperg at, read news, shit your pants, and fill up the dead air with Tucker Carlson clips.
It would be hilarious. If Josh doesn't do it, then I'll do it.

Maybe Jay Dyer will come on my shitty, no view stream.
 

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People will say that Ralph was always a thin-skinned bitch but I don't think that's true. Looking back at the IBS apocalypse stream a few years ago, Ralph was actually one of the more reasonable and level-headed people there. (Though he didn't have to do much to seem non-retarded compared to the spergs on that stream.) I don't remember him raising his voice even once on that stream, now he's ripping off Dick's obnoxious yelling routine any chance he can get and he's clearly way more sensitive to any sort of criticism or ribbing. What changed him?
 

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People will say that Ralph was always a thin-skinned bitch but I don't think that's true. Looking back at the IBS apocalypse stream a few years ago, Ralph was actually one of the more reasonable and level-headed people there. (Though he didn't have to do much to seem non-exceptional compared to the spergs on that stream.) I don't remember him raising his voice even once on that stream, now he's ripping off Dick's obnoxious yelling routine any chance he can get and he's clearly way more sensitive to any sort of criticism or ribbing. What changed him?
I wouldn't go that far but he definitely used to be way more level headed. I have no medical expertise to back this up but I've known a couple fat asses who used to blow up a lot before finding out they had diabetes and needed insulin. Either that or maybe the Maker's is rotting his brain
 

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People will say that Ralph was always a thin-skinned bitch but I don't think that's true. Looking back at the IBS apocalypse stream a few years ago, Ralph was actually one of the more reasonable and level-headed people there. (Though he didn't have to do much to seem non-exceptional compared to the spergs on that stream.) I don't remember him raising his voice even once on that stream, now he's ripping off Dick's obnoxious yelling routine any chance he can get and he's clearly way more sensitive to any sort of criticism or ribbing. What changed him?
He was momentarily humbled when he came out of prison. He was exactly the same before he went to the clink, flying off the handle at anyone that poked fun at him and having drunk meltdowns on stream.

I think as he returned back to his natural form (a twisted and bloated gunted form) he went back to being a thin skinned pussy.
 

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For the purposes of people following Ralph through the post-jail killstream days, I maintain that the Gunt photo was the first publicly visible crack but the fallout was far from unrecoverable. If you weren't following him during GG this was the first major hint of how thin his skin could be. It clearly bothered him that people were laughing and memeing at his expense, that was certainly when I as a listener first noticed that annoyance I wasn't used to hearing in his tone, but he ultimately pulled himself back and tried to own it before things spiraled (though other events around that time did spiral, but that's different lore). Even with trying to brush it off the gunt meme never died though.

What's actually funny is if you go back in the main (now locked) thread to where the picture was first posted, a non-zero amount of people were speculating that the gunt was in fact things other than gunt-flesh, at least for a brief period of time. God how times have changed, that was when easily half his thread participants were fans or non-adversarial listeners.

Where the thin skin became completely undeniable is post-pillstream in my opinion, where the thin skinned reactions directed at co-hosts and callers were on full display for all his audience to see.

If this sounds like a post I made some time ago about where I was speculating about where I think the downturns in his career were, it's because I think his audience' perception of him was a huge part of his success and once that image he carefully or not so carefully crafted (that's a debate in my opinion) fell apart, and all that remained with the thin-skinned Gunt, only the most hard-core and probably retarded viewers stuck around.
 

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For the purposes of people following Ralph through the post-jail killstream days, I maintain that the Gunt photo was the first publicly visible crack but the fallout was far from unrecoverable. If you weren't following him during GG this was the first major hint of how thin his skin could be. It clearly bothered him that people were laughing and memeing at his expense, that was certainly when I as a listener first noticed that annoyance I wasn't used to hearing in his tone, but he ultimately pulled himself back and tried to own it before things spiraled (though other events around that time did spiral, but that's different lore). Even with trying to brush it off the gunt meme never died though.

What's actually funny is if you go back in the main (now locked) thread to where the picture was first posted, a non-zero amount of people were speculating that the gunt was in fact things other than gunt-flesh, at least for a brief period of time. God how times have changed, that was when easily half his thread participants were fans or non-adversarial listeners.

Where the thin skin became completely undeniable is post-pillstream in my opinion, where the thin skinned reactions directed at co-hosts and callers were on full display for all his audience to see.

If this sounds like a post I made some time ago about where I was speculating about where I think the downturns in his career were, it's because I think his audience' perception of him was a huge part of his success and once that image he carefully or not so carefully crafted (that's a debate in my opinion) fell apart, and all that remained with the thin-skinned Gunt, only the most hard-core and probably exceptional viewers stuck around.
Exactly. I hadn’t followed him from GG, so I wasn’t familiar with his history of being thin-skinned. It’s clear that, at least for a while (e.g, while Jim was around), Ralph put some effort into appearing to roll with the punches.

Looking back, the majority of times he could actually “take a joke” was when he was making the joke. Self-deprecating humor is not the same as being able to handle banter, because the speaker gatekeeps the terms of his own ridicule. In Ralph’s case, he uses self-deprecating humor as a way to preempt criticism, and to portray himself as humble and self-aware. For example, by affectionately referring to himself as a “fat drunken retard” (or words to that effect), he hoped to defuse the effect of people roasting him for being a fat drunken retard. It worked for a while, because nobody pressed him on it.

But the gunt photo and the Pillstreams changed the equation. Ralph was no longer able to dictate the terms by which people laughed at him for being a fat, drunken retard. Now they had a vivid image of his grizzled, cleft belly, and unflattering audio of him slurring and telling his mom to take an Uber to her dialysis appointment. They made memes, remixes, and videos, etc. Ethan Ralph, as a self-confessed fat drunken retard, could not bring himself to laugh at content which ridiculed him for being a fat drunken retard. That is not the sort of self-deprecation he had in mind. And so he reacted in the way that he did, by lashing out.

That is but one example of many. The truth is, Ethan hates being laughed at, and he doesn’t know how to laugh at himself. He was able to mask it for a while, but the mask is off.
 

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Why the fuck are you tagging the man’s Twitter account in a post when you are in the process of getting a restraining order against him? You dumb cunt. @MWV Get your fucking daughter off Twitter ffs
If @MWV could handle his kids; his daughter wouldn't have been raped on the bus,and at disneyland, and in a box, and with a fox, and on a train and waiting for a plane.
 

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Why the fuck are you tagging the man’s Twitter account in a post when you are in the process of getting a restraining order against him? You dumb cunt. @MWV Get your fucking daughter off Twitter ffs
Because Faith and her dad want attention and think this will somehow make Ralph incriminate himself and make the restraining order worse.

TBH if I was in charge I'd lift the restraining order, as they're both clearly not afraid of Ralph since they're deliberately contacting him in an attempt to make him mad.