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James Roancrest

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Can we agree that the true heroes of TLOU Part 2 are the infected that tried to kill Abby at the beginning of the game? They were trying to save Joel and the franchise. That explains why they were so rabbid and determined at getting her, they knew if they failed, the entire brand would be destroyed.

One of them got SO close to getting a bite in that would stop this evil once and for all...but ironically he gets killed by the same man he tried to save...if he could speak, he would only warn Joel that "he doesnt know what the hell he had just done..."
Marauder Shields would've been proud.
 

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When talking about GoT, Im usually reminded that this is what they used to refer Game of Thrones as, GOT. And it made me see just how similar TLOU Part 2 and the last season of GOT are.

I wont get into details how they buttfucked themselves since everyone knows it at this point. But the point I want to make is to compare just how both brands were juggernauts, everyone talked about it, everyone praised it. There were references, nods and inspirations everyone to it.

And yet the moment both GOT S8 and TLOU Part 2 hit the scene, after very similar shitshows, no one talks about them anymore. Its amazing. The usual ass lickers got tired even of licking the corporate asses, sure, there are still those that defend it most of them dont even seem to bother as much anymore, as if they know there is no point even to them.
Something I see happening with these woke projects is the following

-They peak with journalists praising it while most plebs call it for the shitshow it is
-Both sides duke it out, with the latter always winning (since the former's weapon of choice are mean words and the latter is not giving money...guess which will be more effective)
-Then, once the dust settles, its over. Its not talked about anymore. Either the journalists and woke fucks ran out of woke payouts or they simply realized its a lost cause and quit the game before they can be humiliated even further (classic butthurt behavior you see in multiplayers from noobs), either way, they moved on to the next woke thing to obessess over. Ironically the only ones that still talk about it are the "hateful troll man babies" and its only to mock it further into the ground.
-Usually the creator of the woke garbage pokes his head in every once in a while to remind that he exists, like an STD. Probably trying to still own the "trolls" when not even the trolls give a shit anymore.

You can apply this to the last jedi and Ghostbusters 2016 as well. Same show, different characters, same outcome everytime.
 

MeltyTW

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Can we agree that the true heroes of TLOU Part 2 are the infected that tried to kill Abby at the beginning of the game? They were trying to save Joel and the franchise. That explains why they were so rabbid and determined at getting her, they knew if they failed, the entire brand would be destroyed.

One of them got SO close to getting a bite in that would stop this evil once and for all...but ironically he gets killed by the same man he tried to save...if he could speak, he would only warn Joel that "he doesnt know what the hell he had just done..."
unironically better than tlou2 as a premise even though ive come to hate meta fiction
 

Brain Power

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Can we agree that the true heroes of TLOU Part 2 are the infected that tried to kill Abby at the beginning of the game? They were trying to save Joel and the franchise. That explains why they were so rabbid and determined at getting her, they knew if they failed, the entire brand would be destroyed.

One of them got SO close to getting a bite in that would stop this evil once and for all...but ironically he gets killed by the same man he tried to save...if he could speak, he would only warn Joel that "he doesnt know what the hell he had just done..."
Don't forget Fat Geralt and his crew!
 

Ginger Piglet

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I know they ambushed her but it still makes me sigh that fat Geralt and crew were able to overpower and capture a borderline terminator like Abby and then get slaughtered by a skinny wounded teenage girl.

This game has the dumbest fucking writing.
We already knew that when Joel and Tommy decided to grip the idiot ball like an incel grips their cock when their Stacy oneitis passes by and give their entire life stories to people they didn't know in the full knowledge that there were people who they'd annoyed out there who were out to get them, because the script needed the plot to happen.
 

The handsome tard

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We already knew that when Joel and Tommy decided to grip the idiot ball like an incel grips their cock when their Stacy oneitis passes by and give their entire life stories to people they didn't know in the full knowledge that there were people who they'd annoyed out there who were out to get them, because the script needed the plot to happen.
You know you need at least a rewrite when things can only be justified with "Because the plot needed to happen", thats coming from someone who spent years writing a cohesive universe to make sure there are fewer plotholes possible...and the setting I got is nowhere as easy to developt as a mostly grounded post apocalypse one.

Cuckmann is a fucking disgrace who leeched off the sucesses of those far more talented than him, like Amy. He truly is a jewish fusion of kathey kennedy and Rian Johnson.
 

s0mbra

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Man, I couldn't keep up with this shitshow for a while. I've been seeing a few blips of fanart on my Twitter but very, very minimal.
Are there any good highlight vids of various people reacting to Abby and all the horrible scenes of the game?
 
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Man, I couldn't keep up with this shitshow for a while. I've been seeing a few blips of fanart on my Twitter but very, very minimal.
Are there any good highlight vids of various people reacting to Abby and all the horrible scenes of the game?
Griffon Gaming has a few good takes


 

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Medafag

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I genuinely have no idea why weirdo degenerates of all stripes have latched onto this game so hard. It's snuff porn that isn't even remotely progressive.
Hmmm, let me see, Abby is a monster of a human being who, despite being supposedly a biological woman, she looks more masculine than most american wrestlers, she's the best at everything she does and is idolized by everyone around her, just like your average mary sue you see in most media nowadays, despite being remorseless murderer, she gets away with it, since she's forgiven for no logical reason other than being the authors pet, if there is still people genuinely latching onto the game, it's most likely because they'd love to be Abby, just look at that scene where she kills Joel with the golf club, that's the perfect power fantasy for those "weirdo degenerates of all stripes", most of them surely would love to do the same to a gun owner, a christian man, or even their own parents
 
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Ginger Piglet

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Hmmm, let me see, Abby is monster of a human being who, despite being supposedly a biological woman, she looks more masculine than most american wrestlers, she's the best at everything she does and is idolized by everyone around her, just like your average mary sue you see in most media nowadays, despite being remorseless murderer, she gets away with it, since she's forgiven for no logical reason other than being the authors pet, if there is still people genuinely latching onto the game, it's most likely because they'd love to be Abby, just look at that scene where she kills Joel with the golf club, that's the perfect power fantasy for those "weirdo degenerates of all stripes", most of them surely would love to do the same to a gun owner, a christian man, or even their own parents
Definitely their own parents. Joel is a boomer, a father, and thus the source of everything wrong with the world, so of course he deserves to be smashed by She Hulk with a pitching wedge.
 

The handsome tard

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Nah. I'd add Abby getting the shit punched out of her and left to starve on a pike as being equally as awesome. Too bad they ruined it by having Ellie cut her down then let her go.
I always said that Ellie should have just stabbed her in the baby maker and left her to bleed out, just to make sure she wont survive if she gets free somehow.

But hey this is a world that bends to Abby (a typical gary/mary sue trait).

Does anyone feel like showing Cuckmann actual great jacked female characters and saying that he is making them all look bad? (after beating the shit out of him of course, tho he might actually enjoy it)

I did see the latter but I didnt see the former...

I have reached a point in my life where I want to go "No...No way thats fucking real. Its an onion article"

...but no, I know that it is real...why did it had to be real...?

You know the world has turned into a joke when the jokes of yesterday have become the political stands of today.

, it's most likely because they'd love to be Abby, just look at that scene where she kills Joel with the golf club, that's the perfect power fantasy for those "weirdo degenerates of all stripes", most of them surely would love to do the same to a gun owner, a christian man, or even their own parents
You actually bring a good point I never considered (tho it makes a lot of sense). Mary/Gary Sues alike are often the writer's self insert and/or pet, given how Cuckmann already inserted himself into the game, I dont THINK its the former (unless he is more mentally fucked than we realized...) so I think that Abby is Cuckmann's "ideal" woman. Lets face it, deep down, despite maybe not being him, he wanted to be the one boning Abby. Abby is perfect and she can overcome all odds with little lasting consequence. She has no true moment of defeat or loss. She ultimately wins at the end when the story pretends it was bittersweet for both of them.

Cuckmann gives signs he was always like this, however, things like the election and the world becoming more politically driven than ever really seemed to have brought out a lot of what was mostly kept in check by his little self control and by his fellow members at Naughty Dog. When these people left the company (some of them had their departure aided by Cuckmann himself), Cuckmann was left in mostly full control and he thought the time was now to let it all go. I feel like people at the top become illuded by their yes-men, ego and sucesses they were INVOLVED but not responsible entirely for, so they think that they can do no wrong.

And this is when there were so many examples at this point of woke projects burning
over
and over
and over
and over
and over
"No no no, please, this time, it will be different. I will be the one prick that will make it work!"

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He was allowed to do whatever he wanted and thus did just that, he made his power fantasy...

And we just fucking gave him a rough awakening
 
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