A cheerleader rides a horse around the stadium after a KC score. The horse is (I think?) a palomino and the name of the horse is Warpaint. Literally a replay of Wounded Knee multiple times every Sunday during the season, I guess.What the fuck even is the offensive mascot? I did a quick google and all I'm getting is some goofy wolf fursuit wearing a Chiefs jersey.
Imagine if Foles took Wentz job AGAIN hahahahahaCarson Wentz is now out for at least 5 weeks to remove a broken bone in his foot that the Eagles' and NDSU's medical team apparently missed for the past 10 years.
At the same time, Nick Foles is all but publicly campaigning for Frank Reich to trade for him now, and I think Wentz might actually drown himself in the White River if he gets replaced by Foles on a playoff run again.
I really want to know what's up with their WR room that it constantly manufactures talented receivers who turn into absolute divas.Same old Steelers.
Then Claypool hurt himself trying to flex on the Cowboys. Great job making a play in a game that doesn't matter.
Stoolers and Iggles, i'm ready for the autism!If you hated Steelers-Cowboys you're in for a real treat. Steelers-Eagles, another game nobody ever asked for.
Pats vs Washington -- I just want to see if Cam Newton, Mac Jones, and Brian Hoyer can reach a combined total of 100 passing yards.
3/10, no references to Cumberland Farms. Would be like doing the same thing about Philadelphia and not mentioning Wa Was.>Be me, 26 yeahs old
>Wake up, get out of Tawm Brady jersey
>Get ready to Do My Job
>Put on Brady jersey
>Head to the Dunkin next to my apahtment
>One down the road sucks
>Oardah is wrong, whatevah, Tawm says coffee is poison anyway
>Spike the cup and yell Go Pats
>Use my Chahlie cahd to get on the T
>See a black man in the front cah
>Heckle, whole train applauds
>Shout Ortiz 3:16 "This is our fucking city"
>Get to Southie, head into Dunks
>Time to get to work, staht setting up Gronk cahdboard cut-outs
>Just me, my co-workah and 12 Gronk cut-outs
>Most beautiful girl in Boston walks in. Sawlid 3/10.
>She's wearing an 81 jersey and some strained yoga pants
>Try to be smooth, "Nice Hernandez jersey. Wanna get a cawfee sometime?"
>She says no. Left hanging again.
>Fucking Pink Hats
>Get off work, take the T home
>Stawp into bah for a drink or twelve
>Fahking bahtendah cut me off aftah six beeahs and few shawts
>Whatevah, nawt even buzzed. Irish blood
>Get to apahtment, check messages.
>Ma says two of my cousins were crushed by an overpass from the Big Dig.
>Less than usual, a good day
>Get out of Tawm Brady jersey, put on hoodie jammies
>Check undah bed for Bernahd Pollahd
>What the fuck, he's there.
>Run out of house, see black guy I heckled earliah.
>Has friends with him. Including Pollahd.
>Too outnumbahd, get the shit beat out of me
>Cawps show up and ask how it all went down
>Tell them it was....