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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015.

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Whose team are you on?

  1. #TeamAmy

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  2. #TeamTammy

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  1. More like chin dropping.
     
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  2. Ashley, I don't think you should be asking Tam Tam for weight loss advice.
     
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  3. I wonder if she loses enough weight, will her forehead recede?
     
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  4. [​IMG]
     
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  5. Cleaner. But probably not happier.

    Remember the big softy awhile back in the thread who kept banging on about How We Must Do Sumfink For TamTam, demanding we call every gubmint agency up to and including NASA - I think Null slapped her down in the end and she's probably been reeeeing on Tumblr ever since. Aaaanyhoo, I think the general consensus was that TamTam is actually not happier when kept away from her enabling family and personal chocolate mountain - it's just happier for us.

    Still, hopefully this hospital visit was easier. Looks like she packed a few snacks in her chin. Never let it be said our Tamtam can't learn nuffink!

    (I'm just being a cunt for comic narrative. Tammy makes me sad, but the truth is she really is happy with what we see as a terribly limited life. It really makes you think about the rights and wrongs of interventions.)
     
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    #8445 Tiny Clanger, Mar 14, 2018
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  6. Statistically? Ashley by a mile
     
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  7. Cool

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    29258681_10214326641775770_6505886324943133623_n.jpg Cool
     
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  8. sheok.jpg
    Also, I feel like her neck fat almost looks like a goiter. I know it's not, but it looks like one.
     
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  9. Tfw when the cute lil kitty-cat collar ends up on your chin...

    To be fair, SC filters thought AL's chin was a whole other person. Not sure if that's better or worse.
     
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  10. Love it. Thank you.
     
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  11. Well I guess I'm glad Tammy is feeling better and using social media again and generally not dying while wishing she could look at the sky.
     
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  12. Wasn't Amy's original wedding date March 16th?

    That was yesterday and Amy is dead silent.
     
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  13. Or maybe just dead

    While the husband collects pity donations "fer the fyooneral"
     
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  14. No idea where I saw this - probably here - but didn't Amy say they'd put the wedding back cos they needed to find acquire a trailer with a reinforced floor a delightful cozy home suitable for screaming and throwing things at each other their sweet, sweet love to flourish?

    Or perhaps Maccy D couldn't do the reception that day.
     
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  15. I think someone suggested that was what probably happened, but I don't think Amy herself has commented on it.
     
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  16. Amy got some new furniture, and says they didn’t get married because of money reasons.
     
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  17. She couldn't afford a $100 courthouse wedding but she got new furniture and a new vehicle?

    I know that sofa set costs around $600 because someone I know has the same one (they bought it from Big Lots) It's cheaply made, the wood is thin and brittle and that leather stuff starts to flake off a couple months later.

    Also that bed looks pretty small for people of their size doesn't it'?

    Edit:
    Amy admits in the comments on her video that she got the furniture from a Rent-a-Center. She's going to end up paying double what that shitty sofa set is worth.
     
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  18. Jesus Christ, Amy has certainly packed on the weight. This video especially you can tell. I can't believe how much weight she has gained since we started this thread.
    Here's Amy in 2015 at the start of the thread:
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    And here's Amy now in this video:
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Double? Try x5 to x10 what the set worth, we’ll actually it’s worthless crap so let’s just say x5 to x10 what’s it costs depending if they make payments on time or not.

    Rent-a-centers are the ultimate scams for dim poor people that need instant gratification and are terrible at math and long term planning. They are as bad as pay day lending.

    You will pay $5000 for a $400 TV at rent-a-center. If these idiots would just save that $30 a week for a few months they could outright buy the pieces they want instead of getting them at a rent-a-center for x5 the cost.
     
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