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Chettuce

Quiet Life Enjoyer.
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guys hes 5'1. wait no hes 5'0. wait no hes 4'11. wait no hes 4'10. wait no hes 4'9. wait no hes 4'8. wait no hes 4'7. wait no hes 4'6. wait no hes 4'5. wait no hes 4'4. wait no hes 4'3. wait no hes 4'2. wait no hes 4'1. wait no hes 4'0. wait no hes 3'11. wait no hes 3'10. wait no hes 3'9. wait no hes 3'8. wait no hes 3'7. wait no hes 3'6. wait no hes 3'5. wait no hes 3'4. wait no hes 3'3. wait no hes 3'2. wait no hes 3'1. wait no hes 3'0. wait no hes 2'11. wait no hes 2'10. wait no hes 2'9. wait no hes 2'8. wait no hes 2'7. wait no hes 2'6. wait no hes 2'5. wait no hes 2'4. wait no hes 2'3. wait no hes 2'2. wait no hes 2'1. wait no hes 2'0. wait no hes 1'11. wait no hes 1'10. wait no hes 1'9. wait no hes 1'8. wait no hes 1'7. wait no hes 1'6. wait no hes 1'5. wait no hes 1'4. wait no hes 1'3. wait no hes 1'2. wait no hes 1'1. wait no hes 1'0. wait no hes 0'11. wait no hes 0'10. wait no hes 0'9. wait no hes 0'8. wait no hes 0'7. wait no hes 0'6. wait no hes 0'5. wait no hes 0'4. wait no hes 0'3. wait no hes 0'2. wait no hes 0'1. wait no hes 0'0.
 

RichardRApe

Everything I do is parody
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guys hes 5'1. wait no hes
This post contains the recipe to unlocking kino never before understood or imagined. Just dipping my toes into it I felt an overwhelming urge to one-hand strangle my girlfriend and demand her previous knowledge of who I am. Read at your own peril/discretion/risk-level. It's religious spell casting, mantra, or something deeper in the valleys of West Memphis magic.
 

Chettuce

Quiet Life Enjoyer.
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When his gunt gets all red and raw from fighting with other gunts.
Have you ever rubbed your hands together really fast? The friction between two gunts is a anomalous and dangerous event. All personal must evacuate or go to the nearest blast shelter immediately.
 

Randy Lahey

Trailer Park Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
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Have you ever rubbed your hands together really fast? The friction between two gunts is a anomalous and dangerous event. All personal must evacuate or go to the nearest blast shelter immediately.
The energy created by the gunt reaction is more powerful than any nuclear device ever created. It’s a good thing Ralph is perpetually drunk, because if he knew this information the entire world would be in grave danger.
 

Seminal Ointments Lain

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I am gooing to rape Ethan Oliver Ralph, co-host and chief of police of the Ralph Retort .com. I will cum on May 22nd at 11:15 AM. I will be outside his Virginia property and I will already be covered in oil. I will set myself on fire exactly 10:30AM, I will burn for 45 minutes during time I will enter his house and find him and then rape him. I will cum and he will become throne.
 
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