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Discussion in 'La Zorra' started by Smutley, Nov 17, 2016.

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  1. Hasn't he been on them for like 6 months at this point? That's when all the troons on reddit and twitter say it should definitely be working by.
     
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  2. Meanwhile, Toren has to beg for his.
     
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  3. Cute his bra and collar match. The same color as a dimly lit basement illuminated only by the faint glow of an old TV.
     
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  4. I see he is going for the Angela Merkel look. I dont know if I from know see him everytime I see Merkel or otherwise...
     
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  5. that little lady needs some sun
     
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  7. Wearing a cheap Walmart dog collar to an STD test?

    Brilliant.
     
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  8. I’m sure the STD test is just a Timmy pretending to be a pornstar thing. I hope :(
     
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  9. He should get tested because he can't be sure whether Lewd_Zero is clean or not but I'm gonna bet they weren't having safe sex, which makes getting tested closing the door after the horse has bolted.
     
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  10. Nah. STD testing is just another 'look at me I'm having sex' card. If they were bothered about infections they'd have practiced safe sex to begin with. The trip to the STD clinic is the bask in the affirmation of what a dirty slut he is, now he's really actually had sex, omg. I'm sure Timmy will demand they use female pronouns for him while they're checking out his womanly penis. It's just all part of the game.
     
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  11. Wait. Weren't they both virgins? They are only complete whores online and that's it far as I knew. That's totally unnecessary.
     
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  12. To the chagrin of many a kiwi, Tim not only isn't a virgin but may have had sex with 3 people. He hooked up with that pizza faced tranny from xhamster before trooning out, he potentially had sex with Slingblade but that's doubtful because the fat drunk did the bare minimum to appease him, and now he's had Patrick Tallman in all his square jawed glory.

    What's funny is that Tim was STD tested like, a month before Tallman showed up because he was still "trying to get into porn" and wanted to prove to Grooby that he was totally clean and ready to work with them. Now, he's getting tested again either to brag to the followers that ignore him, or, because he doesn't understand how STDs work.
     
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  13. Now I'm no professional tranny or anything, but aren't you supposed to be checked for STDs before indulging in sexual exploits with your SO if you want to keep them safe?
     
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  14. Unless Lewd wasn’t being entirely honest about his virginal status...
     
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  15. Timmy is about to get nailed by the hurricane... but is he worried? Nah! He's more focused on the big things, like fitting in Fat Cats shirts and how mean his mom is for supporting him and his deviancy.
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  16. I sincerely hope he stays safe.

    We love our hideous slug beast too much to lose him to mother nature.
     
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  17. To be honest, I'd be more concerned about a vitamin D deficiency or falling ill from rising damp in his basement bedroom.
     
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  18. The origin of this shit is an African studies PhD student who tweet a couple days ago about hundreds of prisoners from a single prison dying during Katrina went viral. This particular prison hadn't been evacuated before the storm. Staff did not abandon the facility as commonly reported. The prisoners eventually rioted and were evacuated. It sounded like a hellish ordeal for everyone. Warrants were issued for something like a dozen inmates who escaped during the evacuation process. Conspiracies have popped fueled by inmates talking about all the dead bodies they saw. It doesn't help that prison officials denied that anyone had escaped or died before the warrants surfaced in the media. This is all to the best of my recollection as it happened over a decade ago.
     
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