True & Honest Fan
With the way Tom lives, I wouldn't doubt he constantly gets fruit flies or gnats as a constant. I suppose after dealing with them landing on him and accepting it, rather than just cleaning up, he's become unaware of flies being a constant. There's a joke in there somewhere about a lolcow being content with flies like a regular cow.Is that a fucking fly on your face Thomas Tooter? Why is there a fly on your face, how do you let a fly crawl across your face? Do you have some form of facial neuropathy? Do you live in communion with the flies?