Hi Tom, I hope you're well.i did that recently . Look up Enoch, Elijah and Ezekiel.
however you wish to define the sexual misconduct you falsely accuse me of is inconsequential, animated talking turd. there was never anything at all of that nature and if it persists, i assure you that when there is a filing, my sister will be a co-plaintiff in the criminal complaint against Lolcow, LLC and the "KJ Hoffman Associates, LLP" . Whether it results in anything that impacts you is totally up to you. you're just one of dozens of cartoon characters in the cast of clowns.
It seems to me that your replies to comments are quite hostile. Do you realize that many of them are attempting to flirt and make friends with you? Remember when you liked a girl in the playground but couldn't express it fully so you pulled her pigtails or stuck a finger up her butt?
If you tried to charm some of your many suitors, you might have better results. Best of luck.