Torrid Try on Haul | 560 ellbees - 08/15/19

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Barbarella

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Thank goodness the lazy slob keeps them. I’d feel sorry for the poor other fat girl who got them after Amber tried them on.

I guess...though, maybe not. Those are some huge pieces of fabric and at that size, you should be thinking about your life choices. If you got stinky fabric tents that Amber had put on first, maybe that’d move you along in your decision making.
 

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The three saddest things in this video

3. Becky is over this
2. How Amber tries to act confused over power flickering
1. The delusions of Amber. She's not a real "YouTuber" and she is constantly comparing herself to them and the excuses that fly out of her pork-hole are just ...this video was really deflating to me.
 

mrsm0rbid

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Y'all see all that bunched up back-piece sihchooayshun in the back of that pink dress? Homegirl can't even pull it over her ass enough to get it all the way on. There is only so much give to a fabric. I'm positive Becky was there to help her out of these clothes because lezbeereel y'all she can't even

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Are...
Is that so tight we can see her depends being squeezed into her asscrack?!
That shit looks like when a baby has on a fresh diaper and the onesie/pants are tight

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Strawberry Pocky

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Her body is so deformed that it is hard to recognize her limbs as human appendages.

It does not resemble an arm anymore.
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Her legs would be a hoot, I tell you what.
Oh lord. Taken as an isolated appendage like that, her massive, floppy obese arm almost DOES look like a huge fatass leg. Wow.
You could clip out chunks of her body and show them to people unfamiliar with ALR and play name that bodypart.
 

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Are...
Is that so tight we can see her depends being squeezed into her asscrack?!
That shit looks like when a baby has on a fresh diaper and the onesie/pants are tight

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Nah, that dress has two layers, the opaque slip underneath, and the longer translucent layer over the top. Amberlynn has once again proven that she cannot reach her ass.
Ladies, how normal of a motion is it to reach behind yourself and tug down the slip when you put on a dress? It's nearly a subconscious reaction.
 

Whatthefuck

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Nah, that dress has two layers, the opaque slip underneath, and the longer translucent layer over the top. Amberlynn has once again proven that she cannot reach her ass.
Ladies, how normal of a motion is it to reach behind yourself and tug down the slip when you put on a dress? It's nearly a subconscious reaction.
Well, honestly it only happens when putting on the garment and after using the ladies room. I can’t contemplate not making sure your garment is in order prior to filming myself in it. She’s exceptional. The fat has gone to the brain. Gross.
 

Amber's Onion

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at 1:47 she says the black dress is a size 4, (as opposed to the pink, size 5) then at 4:17 she says the black dress is "same material, SAME SIZE, same everything"

which is it, amber? and do you even read the item info when you order or do you just hammer away at the keys gargling "uuuuugh. must have. pretty. dress. uuuuh. i like".

also incredibly lazy not to double check the info you give about the items before releasing the video, but then again - putting some actual effort into things is not something you are known for...

signed up just to bitch about her. i can't anymore with the wishy washy shit from this idiot

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Does she have big thingies?
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Torrid makes morbidly obese women think they can find "cute", normal clothing at their size. Not healthy. Side note, I'm shocked Amberlynn is about a good 30 lbs more than LifeByJen now.
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Their size 00 and 0 correspond to 10 and 12, and yeah, women of those sizes might be just overweight. But the large(r) end of size 3 is for women with waists up to 4 feet around, and they have 3 more sizes past that point. This stuff is absolutely for fats.
Size 10 or 12 isn't that serious. Some women are just built like fireplugs, whatcha gonna do. When you get up to 3X you have people as wide around as they are tall, more or less. That shit is fucked up.
 

EvaBraunsGhost

I was like - whuuuuut???
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I've not thought to do this with other Torrid hauls, (although I've looked up a few items) but I've noticed that most items you get an option to choose which model you want to see wearing the clothes...size 1, 2 or 4 (as per screenshot)

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I think we can all agree, like fuck is Albert a 4 like above, a 5 or probably not even a 6 - but despite that I noticed EVERY item she bought in this haul did NOT have the option to show in higher sizes, only the default size 1...
If there was even one that did, I'd not find it quite so strange!
Coincidence, or - what are the odds she deliberately did this so nobody could compare the size 4 in the catalogue with herself? 🤔

Incidentally, the pink dress (she ordered in a size 4 I think) - jeez does Albert not see a problem when on a 5'9 model the dress hits ankle length and knee-length at front but on herself at 5'3 it barely comes much down past her shelf at the back and only just covers her fupa at the front?‽
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Well, I guess we will see sometime, seeing as she's 'saving it til she's lost weight' haha as if 🤣 - my theory is she CAN'T send them back because I'm sure that ain't coming off without ripping - I'm kind of in awe that she somehow actually got the thing on
 

SituationTypeThing

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I've been wondering (and overthinking) about this, too. My only conclusion is that it's a mixture of being short-waisted to begin with, and years of lugging around all that front has given her a swayback. Her lower spine is probably so curved, it hoists the top of her ass to around the bottom of her ribcage. Since there's nowhere for the fat to go in that small stretch of curved lower spine, the fat levels off like a shelf.

Someone with a longer torso and different fat distribution might avoid an ass-shelf, and have ass-wings instead.
 
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I've not thought to do this with other Torrid hauls, (although I've looked up a few items) but I've noticed that most items you get an option to choose which model you want to see wearing the clothes...size 1, 2 or 4 (as per screenshot)

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I think we can all agree, like fuck is Albert a 4 like above, a 5 or probably not even a 6 - but despite that I noticed EVERY item she bought in this haul did NOT have the option to show in higher sizes, only the default size 1...
If there was even one that did, I'd not find it quite so strange!
Coincidence, or - what are the odds she deliberately did this so nobody could compare the size 4 in the catalogue with herself? 🤔

Incidentally, the pink dress (she ordered in a size 4 I think) - jeez does Albert not see a problem when on a 5'9 model the dress hits ankle length and knee-length at front but on herself at 5'3 it barely comes much down past her shelf at the back and only just covers her fupa at the front?‽
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Well, I guess we will see sometime, seeing as she's 'saving it til she's lost weight' haha as if 🤣 - my theory is she CAN'T send them back because I'm sure that ain't coming off without ripping - I'm kind of in awe that she somehow actually got the thing on
Let's not forget that it has ruching that is 100% gone on the lower half of her chest.
 
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