Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

[Cedric_Eff]

May I ask how you managed to weasle your way into VC with him? How much did you pay him?

He ended up following me on twitter and we got to have pleasant conversations. Nothing much happens. We talk about mundane things and our own interests. I message him and ask how his day went and that’s it really.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

When I was talking to Chris on VC about how he was, he sounded very exhausted and very low energy.

Wait are you trying to say the guy who has never taken care of his body once in his life, eats fast food all day, never exercises and failed to do a pull up, lives in squalor, sleeps most of the day, and takes hormones isn't feeling up to par?

Maybe he just got done running a marathon or moving a dog house?

 

[Tikbalang]

When I was talking to Chris on VC about how he was, he sounded very exhausted and very low energy.

I would say he's binge-watching or binge-playing something.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I would say he's binge-watching or binge-playing something.

Or could be the fact I called him at 10:30AM in Japan.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Or could be the fact I called him at 10:30AM in Japan.

In all fairness, he probably wakes up at midday anyway.

 

[Mason Verger]

I'd do her.

You guys can’t smell a free bleeder when you see one? That poon is gnarly, and she’s got that weird shut in “yellow pale” complexion that says “I shower once a week whether I need it or not.”. She’s also got a whole skinny/fat thing going, her body would feel sinking your fingers into a garbage bag full of moldy wet towels.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

In all fairness, he probably wakes up at midday anyway.

daytime in Japan is night in Virginia.

 

[GherkinRealness]

daytime in Japan is night in Virginia.

That's my point, his sleeping patterns are messed up.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

It feels like you could get herpes just by looking at this picture.

She looks like a tumblr oc named Aiden Larkhart. Her hair looks like a pride flag. And she's definitely fucked that dog.

 

[Deadpool]

Good luck, I'd get one of these if I were you, plus some insecticide:

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Healing factor works wonders for STD'S.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris says the magic in the medallions can never be corrupted, especially not to undo Chris destroying the Slime from Ben Saint's comic lore.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris says the magic in the medallions can never be corrupted, especially not to undo Chris destroying the Slime from Ben Saint's comic lore.

The CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC AND ACRYLIC PAINT was named for a reason

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Chris says the magic in the medallions can never be corrupted, especially not to undo Chris destroying the Slime from Ben Saint's comic lore.

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I'm sure there's a song somewhere about all this kind of thing...

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Chris says the magic in the medallions can never be corrupted, especially not to undo Chris destroying the Slime from Ben Saint's comic lore.

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So a bad person will be smitten by the awesome might of the Medallion, should they attempt to wield it? Okay Chris, so tell me, how's your life going since you put that thing on?

 

[Ghostbeater]

I'm sure there's a song somewhere about all this kind of thing...

Everyone who brigs up Voltaire earns my respect, dear sir

 

[Deadpool]

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Shit like this why I wish ill upon Chris.

 

[muh_moobs]

i suspect is this skank https://twitter.com/JustCandyChan

When did this become a Philthy Phil thread?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

So a bad person will be smitten by the awesome might of the Medallion, should they attempt to wield it? Okay Chris, so tell me, how's your life going since you put that thing on?

Moreover, what happens when you cut up such a powerful artifact and shove the pieces up your ass? That'd surely unleash powerful magic effects.

 

[Deadpool]

Moreover, what happens when you cut up such a powerful artifact and shove the pieces up your ass? That'd surely unleash powerful magic effects.

That's what truly gave Chris his CPU powers. That and a sore asshole.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Moreover, what happens when you cut up such a powerful artifact and shove the pieces up your ass? That'd surely unleash powerful magic effects.

In a fucked up way, this proofs him right.