you don't. if you are 500+ lbs there's no fucking anti depressant that's going to work. until she loses enough weight to be mobile and self sufficient she will be depressed. honestly it would be more shocking if someone who's her size wasn't depressed. she sits in her room, blinds closed and gets hardly any fresh air in a day. no sun. nothing. that's the recipe for depression.
My hope is that she, at the very least, will be donated to a body farm. Such a rare specimen, it would be fascinating...Maybe Amber could contribute to the world via such science one day, but that's asking too much when corona-chan is causing panic attacks.
Meh, I believe her that she eats what she says. Its obvious she lost some weight, and while her lifestyle is most probably still shitty, she actually did what the haydurs told her to do.No summary yet...?
Once again, because I have little to no patience for this tub of lies, this’ll be a type as I watch summary rather than a time-stamped one. I am tired and cranky and not drunk enough to put up with her bullshit for very long.
Her greeting is less than enthusiastic.
It’s been hard ‘trying to put on a face to film a video.’ Claims she tried to film 2 other times, but burst into tears because HER MENTALZ. Panic attacks, depression, nerves, wah wah wah.
Claims it’s painful because she’s worked so hard to get out of that state of depression. Corona-chan took her by surprise and wrecked her shit.
She is consistently and constantly looking at the numbers, watching news channels, watching interviews with doctors, reading news articles, obsessing. I’m willing to bet she’s reading tweets from Lindo Bacon and that’s about it.
She’s terrified because of the 2 known cases at Ricky’s work. He’s responsible and cleaning himself. It scares her. I’d be scared too if I didn’t know what soap was and I saw someone cleaning up regularly. The foaming is mystical.
Can’t leave her state? Oh noes! Oh wait. That’s no change from her normal.
She’s whimpering because she’s not in complete control. Professes she can get it from a box of cereal, because it stays on cardboard for a little bit.
She touches her face constantly because eye-fucking herself isn’t enough. She’s gotta feel that moon up as well.
IT’S CALLED WASHING YOUR HANDS, YOU DUMBASS.
Sorry, got away from me. She’s still whining bout not being ready to die.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH She’s about ready to cry on camera because she’s talking about wah my life has been too short and there’s so much I want to do and blah blah blah whimper whimper whimper I could die if my fat self gets it.
Has put youtube and weight loss on the back burner.
SPERG TIME: So. Being massively overweight increases mortality rates. So she abandons weight loss. That makes zero logical sense, Amber.
Oh, she’s still talking.
Talking about being worried.
Main purpose was to explain why she’s been absent because worried about that Adsense and she can’t buy her Kroger Direct groceries without it.
More whining, but states she’s wanting to do that Wednesday weigh-in.
Whines about allergies. Since when? Where’s the snot? The bloodshot eyes? I may in fact be around many allergy sufferers and perhaps might see one in the mirror every day, and she is oddly clear and non-mucusy for an allergy sufferer.
Oh, distracted. She’s talking about binging thousands of calories in the night. Professes she’s not binging, but she’s eating horribly.
Sharing what she’s been eating:
A lot of white rice. Carbs are delicious.
One main meal a day - four servings of white rice in a bowl with soy sauce, one turkey burger (just the slab of meat), and that’s it. Sure, Jan. Enjoys it because it’s easy. Says it’s about 1000 calories. Hahahahahah.
At night, a bowl of cereal. Which is going to be 4 servings as previously mentioned.
Then a TV dinner. Because why not have a meal on top of a meal that’s the size of 4 meals after a meal that’s 4 meals?
Says it’s less than 2000 calories?!‽ WHAT?!‽ Magical Amber Math strikes again.
Ten to one she’s having a thousand calories in just cereal.
At least she’s dropped off of daily weigh-ins. Hasn’t weighed in since the last time she lied about it.
Blathers about how she was terrified to step on the scale.
Not going to torture me with her daily weigh in explainations. Which is great, because my ears needed a break.
503.8. And now 505.4. Using the talking scale again? But what about those wonky batteries, gorl? WhAt AbOuT tHoSe WoNkY bAtTeRiEs?
She actually does step on the scale twice and get the same response. Huh. This one is… somewhat legit, it seems. The hell.
Still claiming 572.4 as max weight. LAAAAAAH.
Is proud that she didn’t binge because she only put on 1.6 instead of 30. She’s super happy about a slow gain.
PROUD of GAINING, because it’s a ‘little’ gain.
Now is going to blather about how much she’s lost.
October 571.8, to January 1st she lost 30.2. In Jan, lost 18.2. February, lost 4.2. March, lost 14.4 lbs. Apparently. For a loss of 67.0 lbs.
We’re getting close to that 89 lbs. Heheheheh.
Says she’s going to give herself a ‘minimum’ of 5 times to binge. I think you mean maximum, you dumb fuck.
Acknowledges she’s not drinking liquid.
Says she wants to have less carbs - rice, cereal, bread. Not going no carb, but going to cut down.
Wants to eat more veggies. How about try to start eating them in the first place?
Starts saying “I hope you had a good March” and goes off on “No one had a good March!” And cries about it. Not everyone had a horrible March, dummy.
Doesn’t know what to film - FEED HER IDEAS.
SHE NEEDS ADSENSE.
I'm sure the stubby brown finger of shame has been pointed in his direction by now.Do you think she ripped Rickie's dick off yet for potentioally bringing a life threatening virus into the fagshanty?
We know how to not medicate this particular gorl:
She might be able to afford it but haven't most of them shut down for the time being?If she was really that worried about Ricky, she could choose to move into a motel or something - I can't imagine they'd cost that much in Monticello on a weekly rate.
If she's watching it, it's because somehow it's gotten into her fat brain that someone who is so fat they have to sleep sitting up is going to get skullfucked by Corona-chan and she's scared.Why is Amber watching the news anyway? There's no way she understands anything being said.
Meh, my thing is that I like mathematics and the laws of thermodynamics.Meh, I believe her that she eats what she says. Its obvious she lost some weight, and while her lifestyle is most probably still shitty, she actually did what the haydurs told her to do.
No idea why most of you are so bitchy... I know this is the amberboard and it attracts many fatties. But for fuck´s sake, she lost how much? 60, 70 lbs?
What did you expect? Amber losing her shitty character?
You would probably still kick the fat girl, even if she´d lay in the gutter.
Bunch of fatties...
Isn't the story for most obese patients in MSHPL. They claim that they hardly eat anything, that they follow Dr. N.'s diet to the letter, then do not understand why they are gaining so much weight. She might have eaten the amount she claimed on that day, but she probably went crazy every other day. It is like she claimed last year that she was so mobile, meanwhile admitting later on that she spent 3 weeks in bed.Let me simply emphasize that if she were eating what she claims to have eaten (2000 calories), she'd STILL be 400 calories below the TDEE for a 400 lb woman. So she'd still be losing weight, not gaining.