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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jul 12, 2016.

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  1. That was a thing of beauty. I think Chris really has potential to be the next big freestyle polka dancer
     
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  2. I've met some Serbs who would literally shoot him in the face for that. If he ever decides to finally go to Molvania, he better make sure not to go through Serbia.
     
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  3. > Implying (s)he still has a mind
     
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  4. I was more amused this showed up in the recommended bar:
     
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  5. Hearing those dogs howl in the background made this video even more hilarious, tbh.
     
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  6. Either Chris is being paid to behave like this or he’s completely flipped his nut
     
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  7. This is lame, I hope the person pretending to be Jessica dies of a stroke.
    The dogs howling in the background was the funniest thing.
    I also don't care how blurry Chris tries to make his videos, you can still tell that's a MAN!
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  8. yeah this is paid content. and it's trash
     
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  9. I dunno. “Just go with it FOR OUR WORLD!” Is hilarious.
     
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  10. Whoever paid for this, I hope it was a good use of your allowance.
     
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  11. This feels like his "video on demand" paid service is back in operation, (but I still laughed)
     
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  12. Someone has their hand deep up chris' ass and I don't feel we should be giving them attention.
     
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  13. Karadžić would be proud
     
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  14. Well NFB is quite the sperg magnet.
     
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  15. Whoever paid for this, I applaud your choice of music. I never thought I'd live to see a a simpleton in drag spank his ass to the rhythm of a traditional Serbian genocide song.
     
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  16. I don't care what anyone says: Chris dancing is better than Chris singing and most things are better than Chris dancing.
     
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  17. It's also just fun for Chris being a dipshit and not realising what he's dancing to despite the song being well known as a meme.
     
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  18. What the hell is this meme? This one must have slipped by me.
     
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  19. Unlikely as it is, part of me wonders if this is PewDiePie trying to belatedly become the greatest Chris troll of them all. In which case, he's even more of a jerk than I thought he was - but hey, he can afford to be.
     
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    NotAKitty The lemon is in play...
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