Gross Virgie Tovar - #losehatenotweight HAES, BoPo Snake Oil Salesman. Fat AF.

MirnaMinkoff

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Here's another pic of the guy she's allegedly hooking up with:
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I'm guessing he's a self-loathing "male feminist" who's been roundly rejected by Tinder. Who else could tolerate Virgie at all?

A year or two ago Virgie claimed that she had been dating a handsome, successful lawyer for a while, but she broke it off. If remotely true (I'm skeptical of Virgie's definition of "handsome" for one), none of this makes any sense. Is the dating scene in San Francisco an abysmal cesspool of leftovers?
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Looks like she just snapped a photo of a unaware guy holding his vape and reading his phone, not a boyfriend.
 

MicrowavedApple

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I doubt her book has sold enough copies to pay out what little advance she may have got, much less royalties, and there are only so many landwhales privileged enough to be able to afford her "Babecamp" events (which I don't even think she's offering any more, due to abysmally low turnout at the last one).
If this sales calculator is accurate, she's only selling about 4 physical books a day, and 1 e book per day - definitely not enough to quit her day job if she still has one (which I don't believe she does anymore given how much she travels). She's still running an online only version of babecamp to the tune of almost $300 per person, but considering she panders to a crowd that whines about being poor almost as much as they whine about not getting hit on by hot dudes, I can't imagine she has a ton of participants. Even if she's lucky enough to get 5 at a time, an extra $1500 here and there is not going to make a dent when she's competing with people who are making tech salaries.

I have absolutely zero clue as to what her speaking engagements or Forbes gig would pay. She doesn't actually show much her living situation on social media from what I've seen, so I always assumed it was something fairly unglamorous, like having to share a studio or 1 bedroom with a platonic roommate.
 
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God damn, that is one ass-ugly bitch. We haven't even scratched the surface of her hideousness. It's like the god of ugly fucked the hag goddess and this is the half-baked, aborted-in-the-second-trimester fetus.

Actually, are we sure it isn't a 45 year-old obese Asian man? Because it looks like a 45 year-old obese Asian man that trooned out. I feel like I could Google search something like "fat middle-aged Asian faggot" and find a picture of someone that looks just like Virgie.

I know I'm probably in top hat territory here but I rarely find someone this astonishingly unattractive. I'd love to see those crazy South Korean plastic surgeons take a crack at this thing.
 

Gourmet-Beans-and-Rice

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God damn, that is one ass-ugly bitch. We haven't even scratched the surface of her hideousness. It's like the god of ugly fucked the hag goddess and this is the half-baked, aborted-in-the-second-trimester fetus.

Actually, are we sure it isn't a 45 year-old obese Asian man? Because it looks like a 45 year-old obese Asian man that trooned out. I feel like I could Google search something like "fat middle-aged Asian faggot" and find a picture of someone that looks just like Virgie.

I know I'm probably in top hat territory here but I rarely find someone this astonishingly unattractive. I'd love to see those crazy South Korean plastic surgeons take a crack at this thing.
My finger literally hovered over the top hat but then I was like “...I mean....” 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

JuniperFalls

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Teen Vogue published a piece called "Baby Fat Isn't Real, It's Just a Fatphobic Myth." Virgie is one of the "experts" they quoted.


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Heaven forbid anybody think that "too much food" might make a person fat.

Thread crossing: after scrolling down to the bottom of that Teen Vogue article (big mistake), I found this gem by Ashleigh Shackelford. Virgie is being quoted in great company.
 

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