The Potato Whisperer.
But because she's a perfect goddess who is right in all things, the fault is not her garbage scow of a stomach or her utter lack of discipline it's YOU! You and your fatphobia!
I'm all for feeling good about yourself because not everybody is going to have a perfect body that others want to see naked. But going from that to "I'm perfect the way I am" is what leads to FA assholes like Virgie claiming that they're somehow being shamed by somebody else wanting less cake.
Bitch nobody ever died because of lack of cake. You know what people have died from? Overeating. Have you ever wondered why there are no morbidly obese fat people? It's because they're all dead from overeating. She needs to learn to like salad and maybe she'll actually like herself for realsies.