Was Ethan a good boy this year? - Christmas predictions, hopes, and dreams

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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

From Arby's
True & Honest Fan
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well he got a court summons for his now underway trial for xmas so im guessing not, the only bigger lump of coal he could possibly receive is possibly Xander Jr.
you mean Cornelius Xander Rad Roberts Ronnie Ralph Vickers?
The Chosen One™ anointed in holy corn oils?
Cornelius.jpg
 

Shiggy Diggster

Jester Wally jewel boy
kiwifarms.net
"GAYDUR HELP ME THE KAREN FARMS IS SENDING ME SHIT FOR MY GLORY BOX YOU GOTTA STOP THEM GAYDUR!"

Also I did look up if it was possible to have produce delivered to Ralph and it is, but I decided not to be that guy.

(psst seasonal roots is a richmond based online farmers market)
 

Weeb Slinger

kiwifarms.net
That six-word story that is often attributed to Ernest Hemmingway - "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn." This year, Ralph is getting those shoes.

Also, that rusting old car that's been up on bricks in the yard since before GamerGate: A lick of paint, perhaps garnished with a few crudely rendered Disney characters, and you have the perfect playpen / activity centre for the infant guntling - 2021's answer to the little lord Jesus.
 
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