weight gain update 10/06/18 - Our gorl is so clever y'all

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Maggots on a Train v2

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It was Dr. Now who originally said the "there is no maintaining" thing

I'm honestly confused. Fat al says people (obviously meaning her housemates) don't understand how important it is for her to lose weight. So if Becky doesn't get why Amber needs to lose weight, doesn't it follow that Becky (who is 250 lbs lighter than Amber) also doesn't think it's important that she herself lose weight? So why then is Becky suddenly on WW, especially since she's supposedly never fucking heard of it before.

I'm being coy here, I'm not all that confused. What I feel is that Amber is essentially forcing Becky to lose weight/do WW. Not to mention AL just said a few days ago that she has "friends" who are really motivated to lose weight and they're all going to diet together. But no one understands how critical your case is, right AL?

This video is just chapping my ass a bit because her narc level is fucking over 9000 here
I think the apathy Amber senses, but doesn't understand, is that everybody knows she's not going to put in the effort. They understand how important it should be to her, but it's obviously not important to her.
 

Zebedee

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I'm extremely glad you brought this is up because I've always been a little curious about it. I've heard that as men get fatter fat builds up around the base of their cock so you end up with a strange socket when your penis is flaccid and when you get hard it may stick out just slightly unless you hit james k levels of turbo obesity in which case you're just right fucked. I'm sure something comparable happens to women when a fat belly and flap-like asscheeks get in the way of getting close enough to penetrate with a penis that's effectively only 2 inches long, which is where the ever lul worth story of that guy taping his wife's assflaps to the walls to be able to fuck her comes from. With two women it would be different while they both clearly like to eat you can't face sit without suffocating your partner and having one planet lie on her back wouldn't work because of the pannus so....

How? I'm happy to listen to any theories, but as far as I can tell it's a great way to die a lulworth death by drowning in the worst pussy you can find.

I think you spent far too much time researching the mechanics of all that my friend. Better start rolling for sanity loss, pronto.
 

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I apologize if this has already been explored before and I just missed it but earlier someone posted a photo of Becky's ex who is also a hambeast.. Is it possible that not only does she like her gorls mighty large but secretly deep down she is a feeder gf that gets off on watching them grow? That would explain why she's such a raging enabler.
 

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I apologize if this has already been explored before and I just missed it but earlier someone posted a photo of Becky's ex who is also a hambeast.. Is it possible that not only does she like her gorls mighty large but secretly deep down she is a feeder gf that gets off on watching them grow? That would explain why she's such a raging enabler.
Doubt that necky is a feeder. These types of women are just very limited in their choices in the dating pool because of various factors (unfortunate looks, limited intelligence, geographical location, etc.)
 

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I’m going to pose this question out of general curiosity because I’ve noticed a trend: how many people who watch AL in this forum work/have worked in a medical, health, or disability field?

I’m only asking because a lot of posters seem very casual about posting the less-commonly discussed topics around obesity and the only time I ever personally witnessed people that candid was when I worked with nurses. And I honestly can’t tell if it’s that or shock-value to trigger poor @SAVE TWINKIE!
7 years and counting, friendo, you see a lot of shit in nursing that makes speculating about what's under Amber's rolls less of a guessing game. I've taken care of women so big they couldn't help but piss themselves just from the very action of standing up. AL is bigger than any of them but she might have age on her side. Those piss pads Becky bought for AL do make me scratch my chin tho.
 

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Love how she mentions that the chicken tenderloins are only 150 calories, conveniently leaving out that they're 150 calories a piece.

And why, just WHY does she always have to stick the camera in-between her boobs? My god gorl, can't you spare us?
 
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I apologize if this has already been explored before and I just missed it but earlier someone posted a photo of Becky's ex who is also a hambeast.. Is it possible that not only does she like her gorls mighty large but secretly deep down she is a feeder gf that gets off on watching them grow? That would explain why she's such a raging enabler.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that, but she definitely has a preferred type...

Keep in mind that this is the woman who watched the same Amberlynn videos we all have watched and said "Yep. That's for me! I wanna sleep in her bed!" and then followed through.
 

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Last time fat AL did weight watchers she claimed to have like 90 points assigned to her by the app. I forget how many pounds ago that was. I have to wonder how many points the app gave her this time. I question if the app can even scale up appropriately to someone of her size

IIRC, back them some farmers suggested that Amber lied (I know. Shocking) when inputting numbers on the app so she could get more points. I think some people tried to get similar numbers and weren't able.

I think Amber doesn't assign any meaning to the numbers the scale shows her, or at least she didn't until very recently. If anything, she takes (or used to take) pleasure in doing things to shock people.
In the video where she admits she finally is over 500lb, she has a smug grin in her face as she tells people she reached that number, like she was sharing a little harmless, naughty thing she's done "Ops! I did it again...".

It wouldn't surprise me if she tells herself those are just numbers and have no meaning because she can(could) do things that the folks on MSHPL couldn't anymore.

Most people would rather lie to the app and input a lower weight, which would lead to fewer points - thus making WW harder to follow - than to admit, even to an app, that they are that heavy. Not Amber, though. She knows enough about the system to trick it into allowing her to get what she wants.
 

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I apologize if this has already been explored before and I just missed it but earlier someone posted a photo of Becky's ex who is also a hambeast.. Is it possible that not only does she like her gorls mighty large but secretly deep down she is a feeder gf that gets off on watching them grow? That would explain why she's such a raging enabler.
Women rarely develop that kind of paraphilia. Lesbians are statistically way more likely to be obese than non lesbian women. So are Kentuckians. Kentucky lesbian is a double whammy of a risk factor for obesity. Becky is probably desensitized to obesity.
 
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And why, just WHY does she always have to stick the camera in-between her boobs? My god gorl, can't you spare us?

Strange indeed, it seems to happen quite a lot lately.

*sudden close-up of right breast*
"Oops sorry guise, this camera though..."

*zoomage of cleavage into infinity*
"What, am I zoomeeen? Tsk-tsk."

*epic Everest base camp shot from stomach featuring two flesh mountains*
"Where are you guise going? What's happeneen?"

Once, coincidence.
Twice, yeah right.
 

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She's not lost weight at any point in her so-called career on YT. She's not even maintained. She's gaining pounds and pounds by the month. She's real soon to be in the Chance zone.

No matters what plan she tries, she immediately finds a way to bend the rules or get out of any habit of restriction. Then she blubberscreeches about things not workeen for her and wondering why she's gained after posting six videos in a row of her gorging on piles of pasta and chocolate pudding and burgers in sugar buns with cheese and smores and sequestered in the corner of the plate, six olives and a triscuit cos our gorl is dieteen.

In the next few weeks she'll probably continue as follows:

  • Post a self-congratulatory narc vid praising herself to the heavens for eating right for three days and losing 2lbs
  • Then she'll get a nice plate of Oranj Chicken/Cheesy Tex-Mex slime and six helpings of white rice followed by a 20 taco binge sesh because she needs to treat herself and it's 'all in moderation' AUGH YEAH
  • Then she'll spend another couple of days eating secret Halloween candy bags and nuggets blaming the Invisible Mr. Binge Monster, then she'll weigh in and huff and puff, having achieved the 550's/560's/570's AUGH YEAH
  • She'll start finding it even more difficult to walk around and at this point, weeell, it's getting close to Christmas, so we'll start next year
  • Repeat as above until 800lbs of thicc gorjus lesbean leaking plasma out of your leg blisters
 

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I apologize if this has already been explored before and I just missed it but earlier someone posted a photo of Becky's ex who is also a hambeast.. Is it possible that not only does she like her gorls mighty large but secretly deep down she is a feeder gf that gets off on watching them grow? That would explain why she's such a raging enabler.
I think she likes them large, but not in a fetish sense. It's probably more of a comfort thing, and born out of insecurity/lack of options. Plus, you can infer a few things about a person's lifestyle and habits if they look like Jabba the Hutt. Takes the guesswork out.
 

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89 POUNDS kicking and screaming, and only because Krystle's parents refused to feed her more than a normal caloric intake, but these are small details

It kind of blows my mind she managed to lose this much weight, see that it what works for her, and still not use this tried and true method while claiming to be trying to lose weight but that nothing works.
 

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I'm extremely glad you brought this is up because I've always been a little curious about it. I've heard that as men get fatter fat builds up around the base of their cock so you end up with a strange socket when your penis is flaccid and when you get hard it may stick out just slightly unless you hit james k levels of turbo obesity in which case you're just right fucked. I'm sure something comparable happens to women when a fat belly and flap-like asscheeks get in the way of getting close enough to penetrate with a penis that's effectively only 2 inches long, which is where the ever lul worth story of that guy taping his wife's assflaps to the walls to be able to fuck her comes from. With two women it would be different while they both clearly like to eat you can't face sit without suffocating your partner and having one planet lie on her back wouldn't work because of the pannus so....

How? I'm happy to listen to any theories, but as far as I can tell it's a great way to die a lulworth death by drowning in the worst pussy you can find.
This comes up in fat threads a lot so I'm linking back to the breakdown I wrote for the Slaton thread. Where there is a will, there is a way, but that way is often laborious and filled with ramps and Macgyver-level ingenuity.

I’m going to pose this question out of general curiosity because I’ve noticed a trend: how many people who watch AL in this forum work/have worked in a medical, health, or disability field? I’m only asking because a lot of posters seem very casual about posting the less-commonly discussed topics around obesity and the only time I ever personally witnessed people that candid was when I worked with nurses. And I honestly can’t tell if it’s that or shock-value to trigger poor @SAVE TWINKIE!
Family ties forced me to witness first hand and deal with the horrors of becoming so fat one cannot walk or even sit and breathe easily. I have no official medical training but you deal with that sort of misery for a couple of decades and you learn all sorts of horrible stuff. A sort of gallows humor combined with bluntness helped. And every nurse or tech who had to deal with my family members was a saint with back problems.
 

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I'm extremely glad you brought this is up because I've always been a little curious about it. I've heard that as men get fatter fat builds up around the base of their cock so you end up with a strange socket when your penis is flaccid and when you get hard it may stick out just slightly unless you hit james k levels of turbo obesity in which case you're just right fucked. I'm sure something comparable happens to women when a fat belly and flap-like asscheeks get in the way of getting close enough to penetrate with a penis that's effectively only 2 inches long, which is where the ever lul worth story of that guy taping his wife's assflaps to the walls to be able to fuck her comes from. With two women it would be different while they both clearly like to eat you can't face sit without suffocating your partner and having one planet lie on her back wouldn't work because of the pannus so....

How? I'm happy to listen to any theories, but as far as I can tell it's a great way to die a lulworth death by drowning in the worst pussy you can find.

I guess if you are really curious there is porn out there on the internet. kandy foxx and Hungry Fat Chick have pornos.
 

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Forgot if it was this thread or not..

Some one mentioned Hamber wears fucking diapers. Is this actually true or some one just saying it as an example of how far gone she is?
 

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Amber needed pads because she got her period one time. She sent Becky out to buy her menstrual pads. Becky accidentally bought Amber gigantic piss pads (brand name Poise) that are for defective bladders rather than menstruation. Amber thought this was interesting enough to share in a video and said she didn't know what she was going to do with them. Hence the diaper jokes.

Someone did say earlier that extremely fat women sometimes just start pissing when they stand up because there's so much godamn weight on their bladders. But if that's happening to Amber she'd sooner die than admit it