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darkhorse816

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Judge Holden said:
What if everyone was really their avatars? who would survive and what would be left of them?

Darkhorse816 defeat/fuck everyone with Vince Noir's androgynous-ism.


What if darkhorse816 was really GokaiYellow? She would totally abuse her powers.
 

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Judge Holden said:
What if everyone was really their avatars? who would survive and what would be left of them?
If I was the severed head (my current avatar), I'd be in your chimney (if you have one) saying some creepy things before coming down and letting out a blood-curling scream.

What if the dog didn't say "lynchee kinchy molly colly dingo dingo"? I wouldn't kill him by heart-attack.

Judge Holden said:
Saney said:
And Spartans will always beat manpigs, so there. :P

Nu-uh, manpigs are way more badass. They have all the intelligence and strength of man and all the raw sexual magnatism and prowess of swine
Can a manpig slay love-shys like Spartans such as Saney?
 

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c-no said:
Judge Holden said:
Saney said:
And Spartans will always beat manpigs, so there. :P

Nu-uh, manpigs are way more badass. They have all the intelligence and strength of man and all the raw sexual magnatism and prowess of swine
Can a manpig slay love-shys like Spartans such as Saney?

It can drown them in its own excrement and devour them in minutes
 

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Judge Holden said:
Saney said:
And Spartans will always beat manpigs, so there. :P

Nu-uh, manpigs are way more badass. They have all the intelligence and strength of man and all the raw sexual magnatism and prowess of swine
But they could easily be killed with two blasts from a shotgun and sometimes a kick to the face. :epik:
PigCop.gif
 

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spaps said:
Judge Holden said:
Saney said:
And Spartans will always beat manpigs, so there. :P

Nu-uh, manpigs are way more badass. They have all the intelligence and strength of man and all the raw sexual magnatism and prowess of swine
But they could easily be killed with two blasts from a shotgun and sometimes a kick to the face. :epik:
PigCop.gif

Thats no tru manpig, the only thing that can kill a true manpig is either a closing wormhole or a kiss from a handsome prince
 

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Since I changed my avatar I may as well give out another one: What if Brutal Doom didn't exist? Than I wouldn't have a rip and tear gore-fest against the forces of Hell. I wouldn't even be able to taunt any former humans.
 

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Judge Holden said:
spaps said:
But they could easily be killed with two blasts from a shotgun and sometimes a kick to the face. :epik:
PigCop.gif

Thats no tru manpig, the only thing that can kill a true manpig is either a closing wormhole or a kiss from a handsome prince
So, I have to kiss that manpig? Alright, I'll take one for the team.
 

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Hunger Mythos said:
What if long dogs with stumpy legs didn't exist? Hunger Mythos would wrap herself in a blanket, lay on the floor, and become a burrito of sadness.

Ahh, I'm bad at these. Also, I'll draw a thing later when I get free time.
A quick doodle for the thingy
hungermythos_by_thewhitie-d6qv6w2.png
edit: fixed some things
 

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Saney said:
Judge Holden said:
spaps said:
But they could easily be killed with two blasts from a shotgun and sometimes a kick to the face. :epik:
PigCop.gif

Thats no tru manpig, the only thing that can kill a true manpig is either a closing wormhole or a kiss from a handsome prince
So, I have to kiss that manpig? Alright, I'll take one for the team.

HEY if any manpig is getting some its gonna be me! Give me some tongue baby!
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I'm pretty much already Brak in everything but appearance, so there wouldn't be any real change.
 
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What if nobody mentioned me in this thread?
Melchett would fade away from the lack of attention (:_(

But the book should definitely be remade! just with better ones than I can think of.
 

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Melchett said:
What if nobody mentioned me in this thread?
Melchett would fade away from the lack of attention (:_(

But the book should definitely be remade! just with better ones than I can think of.

Who are you again?
 
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My shitty FANTASTIC, HAND DRAWN attempt at doing this. It sucks and the image is like a bajillion x a bajillion pixels.
http://imgur.com/UuCc2dt
I would embed it but its too big to be seen.
 

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What if melchett had the common decency to include a certain manpig in her hand drawn illustration?

Would said manpig have refrained from just now sending several irate chinamen with meat tenderisers to harvest her pancreas?
 

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Judge Holden said:
What if melchett had the common decency to include a certain manpig in her hand drawn illustration?

Would said manpig have refrained from just now sending several irate chinamen with meat tenderisers to harvest her pancreas?
Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
 

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What if Mauvman just actually made the fucking book instead of just cockteasing us all?
 

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exball said:
Judge Holden said:
What if melchett had the common decency to include a certain manpig in her hand drawn illustration?

Would said manpig have refrained from just now sending several irate chinamen with meat tenderisers to harvest her pancreas?
Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

a) Me and melchie are British...so no

b) Internet

c) JULAAAAAAAAAAAY

d) using the word "chinamen" is intentional in this case as it conveys a distinctly antiquated mindset, which would naturally go with dispatching several individuals of chinese descent to bring me the limp and beaten body of melchie minus pancreas for the crime of not including me in her doodle

e) this list is pointless i know but meh im in a list making mood
 

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Judge Holden said:
exball said:
Judge Holden said:
What if melchett had the common decency to include a certain manpig in her hand drawn illustration?

Would said manpig have refrained from just now sending several irate chinamen with meat tenderisers to harvest her pancreas?
Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

a) Me and melchie are British...so no

b) Internet

c) JULAAAAAAAAAAAY

d) using the word "chinamen" is intentional in this case as it conveys a distinctly antiquated mindset, which would naturally go with dispatching several individuals of chinese descent to bring me the limp and beaten body of melchie minus pancreas for the crime of not including me in her doodle

e) this list is pointless i know but meh im in a list making mood
Judge Holden has not seen the Big Lebowski. I am disappoint.
 

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exball said:
Judge Holden has not seen the Big Lebowski. I am disappoint.

a) I have seen half of it...drunk

b) Due to exposure to SJW recently i am on autopilot vis-a-vis any notion of political correctness, no matter what movie said mention references

c) you havent seen DeadAlive and thus I am even more dissapoint
 
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