What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

I think the majority of fast foods, low prep, and junk foods could easily be categorized as autist fodder.

In terms of the occasional treat they're not necessarily exceptional in themselves, but when wielded in the hands of a true autist who is incapable of making good food decisions coupled with a low level of self control, will lead to an ever expanding waistline, and a generally unhealthy appearance.

Now something that isn't necessarily autist, but definitely Carny tier food is an item in the UK called Hunger Breaks All Day Breakfast. A sumptuous feast of sausages, pork and egg nuggets, beans, bacon, and mushrooms in a economically sized tin.

I don't get who would ever eat this stuff except those who had completely given up on life.
 

DaddyCowboy

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Probably delivery pizza, because you don't have to go outside and socialize to eat hot food and it has the added benefit of racking up a pretty penny on mommy's credit card.
 

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What part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich really relies on there being separate layers of peanut butter and jelly? You're eating something that's composed of pure fat and sugar. Do kids eating peanut butter and jelly they got with the lunch their mom packed really sit there appreciating the different layers? Probably not because they've already melted together.

The very fact I've bothered justifying it, though, should crown it as literally the most autistic food product of all time.
LPT: Use toasted bread instead of bread. Peanut butter on one half, Good jelly on the other, layer of bacon in the middle. urwhalecum.
 
I'd say a Fluffernutter is about autistic a sandwich I've ever heard of, though I've never met anyone who's ever eaten one.

Marshmellow spread, peanut butter, bread.

A friend once claimed he had a cousin who's variation was to put spam in the middle of the marshmellow whip and peanut butter.
 

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I'd say a Fluffernutter is about autistic a sandwich I've ever heard of, though I've never met anyone who's ever eaten one.

Marshmellow spread, peanut butter, bread.

A friend once claimed he had a cousin who's variation was to put spam in the middle of the marshmellow whip and peanut butter.
I can see it, though I wouldn't think spam would be a particularly good choice of meat...
 

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I don't know why, but the first thing that popped into my head when thinking of an autistic food is Froot Loops.
 
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