Lindsay Lohan's therapist
- Jun 9, 2018
DesBlynn the ability to make a troll account to defend you that is just as dull and boring as your regular self is sad.
It makes me wonder what the experience of reading is like for her. I know she favors especially idiotic YA fiction (since that's the limit of character development and plot structure she can handle) but even those have editors. Doesn't she notice things like how punctuation works? Anyone who reads on a regular basis should pick up a bit of that just through osmosis, no?WriterLynn cracks me up like none of her other personalities.
She writes worse than Onision, barely speaks her own native tongue, her stories read like awful fanfictions (said from a person that always enjoyed that side of fandoms and has been reading them for years), misspells even simple words and doesn't get all verbs right, not to mention that she uses randomly periods, commas, and semicolons.
The funniest thing is that she has no idea of how actually bad she is at building stories, characters, and even how she structures chapters absolutely sucks. There are stories on the internet written by 12yos that have a better sense of all these things (one of the most common tricks is to finish your chapter with a twist, so that the readers will go to the following chapter to see how it's resolved.
Oh, not to mention that she absolutely cannot see a deeper meaning in the media she consumes (when she recommended The Haunting, she said it was about "Drama", rather than it being a series about people learning how to cope with their tragic past and with the loss of their youngest sibling. It's interesting because it's what she's supposed to do but refuses to!). Since she cannot understand that stories have layers, her writing also doesn't have layers: everything is just... kind of there, like the infamous rain and petals eavesdrop.
I'm actually a bit sad she doesn't share her writing more: bad writing makes me cackle like a witch, and commenting it on the farms on a dedicated thread would be delightful, but at the moment all we have are the two Wattpad stories and the few poems she shared, all material that has been commented on time and time again.