Which lolcow would you unironically sex? -

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Either Shoe On Head or Sheila Allen.

Bonus points for Sheila since she's crazy and you know what they say about crazy in the sack. She also used to be an escort so most users here probably stand a shot with her provided you pony up some cash or UFO footage.

Check the date on that ad she put up.

"Used to be" is a premature assessment.

I just tried to load your archive for a screen grab and it looks like it got nuked.

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Smug Freiza

Muh 6 gorrillion Namekians is Saiyan propaganda.
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Holden Caulfield

cancelled girlboss
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hbomberguy, if he still has his hair. I'd peg him.
also after remembering that this exists, maybe i'd peg projared as well. i like men who look like birds i guess.
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Ready for Islamic ratings but i'd peg the infamous jimmy savile when he was young since i grew up on the top of the pops. Not past the 1980s though.
 

Dick Justice

Where have all the cowdogs gone?
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Check the date on that ad she put up.

"Used to be" is a premature assessment.

I just tried to load your archive for a screen grab and it looks like it got nuked.

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You know avast datamines you and resells that, right? Or maybe you just don't care because you're already whoring yourself to microsoft and amazon.
 
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