Which lolcow would you unironically sex? -

Newman's Own

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Either Shoe On Head or Sheila Allen.

Bonus points for Sheila since she's crazy and you know what they say about crazy in the sack. She also used to be an escort so most users here probably stand a shot with her provided you pony up some cash or UFO footage.

Check the date on that ad she put up.

"Used to be" is a premature assessment.

I just tried to load your archive for a screen grab and it looks like it got nuked.

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Smug Freiza

Muh 6 gorrillion Namekians is Saiyan propaganda.
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Troon Draugur

Stilgar of Troon. Facial Fremen-isation surgery
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It pains me to admit it, but I'd probably be willing to give shoe0nhead a week of tricky shits. 😞
 
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