- May 6, 2020
>I'm not going to do that. I have a middle class life. I can't do that.
What exactly is he saying here? Is he saying he's merely middle class and can't afford reneging on the contract for a few thousand, or is he saying that his middle class lifestyle is more important? Because it's a top lel either way.
> The ROFLmale finally leaves his bunker 20 years after world war 3 destroys the world
"Finally", he smiles to himself, "No more aylawgs! No more getting beat up! I am forever the Ralphamale! The last man on Earth!"
As he steps outside he feels like he just got punched again
>There's nothing left but endless fields of radioactive corn
Reminds me of these funny ass AI generated greentexts I made.