Worst lyrics of all time - For the music fans who would rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost

Jeff Boomhauer

Yo.
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"She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me, while I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She even kinda crazy about my farmer's tan
She's the only one that really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy"
- Kenny Chesney
 

EmpireOfTheClouds

They climbed aboard their silver ghost
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This abomination is in my shitlist. The song doesn't sound too good too, it's what made me deem that 2010's was a sucky year for music among other shit
Not gonna lie, that song is a complete guilty pleasure of mine.

Like I know its fucking terrible, but that synth riff fucking slaps.
 

EmpireOfTheClouds

They climbed aboard their silver ghost
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"Uh oh, we don't agree on it
Uh oh, I totally love it
Uh oh, I think I'm a genius
Uh oh, you're being a peñis
Colada, that is."

Liz Phair, "U Hate It" (2010)
 

mitzi

"Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks."
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I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob


- the beebles
 
"I'm so 2008, you're so 2000 and late" and "my lovely lady lumps" remember when the Black Eyed Peas were a thing? I wish I didn't

"I'm coming down coming down like a monkey" Genesis - Tonight, Tonight
I like the song, but what is this opening line about?

"Invisible kid, Never see what he did, Got stuck where he hid, Fallen through the grid" nearly 20 years later and I still can't get over how bad St Anger is

"Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"
Well I imagine it will happen at the jail
 

TheRetardKing

a degenerate autistic furry who posts dumb shit
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Mask by Dream might be one of the most unintentionally funny song I've ever listened to in a while. The last time I remembered laughing my ass off over music is oprah music when I was 11 or something (Thankfully, I grown out of that phase. Still though, I had some fond memories of that time.)

Some of my favorite bits from this song to make fun of include:

"I can never get off of my mattress" - A quote that'll be remembered for ages.

"That's what the point of the mask is" - He repeats this multiple times in the song. Never gets old.

"Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages"

"I need help I'm failing classes"

"They think that I need glasses" - Your vision's sucks because you won't get off the computer and go outside, dumbass.

and...

"So long, it's real" - OwO
 

Cuck Shack

Chuck's "writing shed."
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Freaky Now by Deuce

(Some nigger)
Truth, Deuce, Jeffree Star...

(Deuce unless otherwise specified)
She wants to lick my body,
And I want to lick her body.
So let's all have a party,
Lick each other,
Let's get naughty.
She thinks that I'm a hotty,
And I know she likes it doggie.
Oh Ah, La Di Da Di.
Oh Ah, Touch my body.

(Chorus)
Girl Let's get Freaky Now.
Lick you all up and down.
I got them lips,
I'll make you drip until you twist all around.
I want to feel them legs, Because it ain't time for sex.
You've got them hips, You've got them lips
I want to feel the rest.

(Jeffree Star)
I like boys and girls and rockstars
Even virgins wanna come into my snack bar.
Don't hate me because I fucked your favorite band.
Beer bottle in my pussy, Let's do a keg stand (bing).
And let me show you how to sit on that dick.
America's Next Top Model, Click Click.
I'm the ringleader Girls follow my trends.
Got Hannah Montana doing anal with my friends.
Pull my hair, Scratch my back, Beat me like Rihanna.
I love ass to mouth and black cock like Obama, what?
We showed you how to turn off the lights
So give me some fucking Twilight neck bites.
Deuce is going to get your coochie real loose
So I'm a line up your men and play duck duck goose.

Oh, Look who's back with his favorite transvestite.
In the back sittin' V.I.P, That's right.
And you're still waiting outside with a girl, mad.
Because I got into the front line, with a gun.
Yeah it's all fun till your laid out with your brains out
And you end up on the other side of the club.
With your face down.
While my whole club bangs out of control.
It's out of this world.
The way you shake them hips make me like "Damn Girl".
The way them lips taste make me think damn sure
That your sucking dick straight from the men's bathroom.
A little drip drip because you suck a dick quick.
It's awesome, bitch, Then you realize "Oh Shit!"
Took that shit out,
When it smelt like cold fish.
A little Chlamydia ain't gonna do shit.

(Nigger)
I'm from the West Coast, Bentleys and palm trees.
You can tell his army you're looking at his car keys.
Got a problem, Add it up, Damn right, I'm tatted up.
California, Stand up, And go on, put your hands up.
I'm sipping on whatever, So she can look better.
I don't want a problem, So I bought the condoms.
Truth is in the house, She must be in some luck.
I've seen her at the club, And heard she wants to fuck.
I'm gangster like white walls, Sitting on a regal.
I hear no, I see no, I speak no evil.
Rock your boat, baby I'm the coolest skipper.
Live up in this hospital, Ain't nobody sicker.
Balling, baby, My truth speak for itself.
I got the LVs on the bag, Just to match the belt.
I like the smiles on your bitch and that's a fact
I put some miles on your bitch and send her ass back
That's right.

These ladies go crazy, They wanna have all my babies.
They love me because I'm famous, And haters hate that I made it.
Oh baby, Oh baby.
Let me get in your Mercedes, I know you got a friend or two, maybe.
I hope she ain't think we're dating.

(Nigger)
I'm heroin, I'm like ecstasy.
All these girls want sex from me.
Blowing up my phone, Always texting me.
All they want to do is get next to me.
I'm schizo, I'm loco.
They're mad because I'm rolling solo.
I'm rich trying to get that mo-dough.
And in the bed these girls say I'm a mofo.

You know you like that, hoe.
You know what it is.
Nine Lives, Bitch.
 
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Megaroad 2012

I'M FACE FULL OF FLOOR AND LIFE SUCKS!
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Axl Rose, Get in the Ring (Use Your Illusion II):
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice

Music in GnR is killer but Axl sucks at writing lyrics without trying to come off as a tuff guy all the time. This is peak for rhyming the same word like some two bit rapper.
 
Posting anything by Deuce, Hollywood Undead, and Jeffree Star is just cheating at this point. Behold:

[Intro: Jeffree Star]
This is Jeffree fucking Star
And this is a big "fuck you" to all you jealous bitches
That get mad that I'm fucking your boyfriends
And don't get mad that they suck my dick then make out with you after, hoe

[Chorus: Deuce]
Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
That's when we turn off the lights
Girl, if you're from Orange County, I'll fuck you right
And I think J-Dog might if I'm nice
That's when we turn off the lights

[Verse 1: J-Dog & Deuce]
Uh, I be the J to the D, girls call from O.C
I'll fuck you in your new Daneli
What a change 'cause I fuck g-g-girls in alleys
Behind the beauty bar, let's see how far we can go on a sexual safari
I got a dick like Kareem Abdul-J-J-Jabbarie
Now let's pray, go all the way
Your boyfriend's gay, got his trunk raised
Ain't I right? Hey, Shady
"Let's have a pillow fight"
I'm a sex robot sent back from the fa-fa-fucking future
"Fuck girls deep, stick it in their pooper"

[Chorus: Deuce]
Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
That's when we turn off the lights
Girl, if you're from Orange County, I'll fuck you right
And I think J-Dog might if I'm nice
That's when we turn off the lights, Undead

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene]
I'm like the Brad Pitt of scene movies
Take off that shirt and let me see them B boobies
I like C boobies, D boobies, Z boobies
Sad boobies, bad boobies, clean boobies, mean boobies
I get pissed when the haters try to cock-block
I get drunk and touch Tila in her hot spot
It's Charlie Scene, let me drink from your flask
Put on my mask and fuck you in the ass!
"Hey, Charlie, how many girls you taking home tonight?"
My dick's sinned so much it should be crucified
Like Jesus Christ
"Beep-beep! Hey, you girls need a ride? Get inside!"
I pull out my skin sword on the dance floor
Rub it on your butt cheeks and watch it transform
You better put out, don't make me hate you
Or I'll do the Michael Jackson and I'mma rape you!

[Chorus: Deuce]
Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
That's when we turn off the lights
Girl, if you're from Orange County, I'll fuck you right
And I think J-Dog might if I'm nice
That's when we turn off the lights
That's when we, that's when we turn off the lights, Undead
That's when we, that's when we turn off the lights
Undead

[Brige: Shady Jeff & Da Kurlzz]
Hey, what is that? Dude, is that a guy or a girl?
Hey, faggot!

[Verse 3: Jeffree Star]
Shut the fuck up, you want me
Bitches get mad that I swallow more cum than they can
Wanna give me a hand? 'Cause I'll deep-throat your dad
Then he'll cum on my face before I go on MySpace
And every guy wants my lipstick smeared on his nut-sack
Let's play Barbie and shove Ken's dick in my ass
Or you can be R. Kelly and pee on me
Just don't get it on my plastic surgery
And then I'll beat you like I did that bitch, Stevie
You think that's funny? Watch me eat ForBiddeN's fat pussy

[Chorus: Deuce]
Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
That's when we turn off the lights
Girl, if you're from Orange County, I'll fuck you right
And I think J-Dog might if I'm nice
That's when we turn off the lights, Undead

[Outro: Jeffree Star & Deuce]
Fucking cunt
That's when we turn off the lights, undead
Eat me out, bitch
Undead
Lick my pussy
That's when we turn off the lights
Sit on my face, Daddy
Faggot
 

wolfpac92

User Warned: Drive-by Trolling
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"White boy on the beat rockin' Gucci sneaks
A-a-a-all I do is win, Charlie Sheen"
 
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