Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos

Spastic Colon

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So if zach's butt can't hold a large butt plug in, how could it possibly hold human shit?
That's exactly what I wondered. He has to have anal leakage. I wonder if his college classmates can smell the feces when he walks into the room. Whatever he does, he should definitely not trust a fart. He's going to end up like those "people of walmart" photos with giant shit stains on the back of their pants in the checkout line.

I bet he'll be one of those people in the nursing home who shits himself on purpose. Either that or he's going to off himself when he gets too old to larp as a slutty rebellious teen. Odds are probably the latter.

Also, why does Zach have so much cellulite on his butt and thighs? He's not fat -- but his butt looks like cottage cheese. Even my old ass looks better than his. Dude -- at least work out or something.
 

Tasty Tatty

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Do we have proof that anyone actually finds Zach's performances erotic? Given how grotesque his body is, I'd expect his entire audience was a band of darknet ghouls taking a break from perusing Sea Kitten Palace.
There are people who "enjoy" watching kids being raped. With that being said, that's the kind of audience he attracts: perverts or deviants. He's not remotely attractive or sexually appealing.
 

AnOminous

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@Positron are you just completely inured to his goatse at this point? What trauma happened to you that gives you the stomach for it? Zach is so out of shape and pasty that I can't help but gag at his porn pics and I'm a huge faggot
It's not even impressive like goatse. Whatever you might have thought about having a massively distended asshole, you had to at least admire the guy's dedication to his goatsefication. Zach is just lazy and fat and his incontinent asshole is not even a second tier achievement.
 

Positron

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@Positron are you just completely inured to his goatse at this point? What trauma happened to you that gives you the stomach for it? Zach is so out of shape and pasty that I can't help but gag at his porn pics and I'm a huge faggot
Don't worry about my sanity; I have none left.

But for those who wants to torture themselves some more:
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Do we have proof that anyone actually finds Zach's performances erotic? Given how grotesque his body is, I'd expect his entire audience was a band of darknet ghouls taking a break from perusing Sea Kitten Palace.
Proof, no; but everything can be eroticized and I won't be surprised at all if a handful of people gets off it. But Zach -- and many other troons -- thinks millions of cis people want that shit, and this is not happening.

He is still sore.
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That "someone" is forever out of your reach. So the only way to stop being self-destructive is to control yourself.

And typical of Zach, his anger issue is not directed to just one person:
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Zach really gets worked up about criticism doesn't he. Something something real problem I guess?

Let's go back to someone that Zach has wished death upon over pronoun quarrels:
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He talks a storm about Youtube fractions. Zach fancies himself as a Byronic hero.
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It is not about you Jake.

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We all know Zach doesn't have many nuances.

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Think about it, anal prolapses aren't strictly / straightly about sex either.

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Will Heather return in time for Halloween?
 
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Mr Snoid

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You guys are criticizing his grungy shower?

You have no idea how deeply that'll wound him.

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It's not even impressive like goatse. Whatever you might have thought about having a massively distended asshole, you had to at least admire the guy's dedication to his goatsefication. Zach is just lazy and fat and his incontinent asshole is not even a second tier achievement.
What IS impressive is how completely he's abandoned the pretense of suffering Crohn's. Turning his pooper into a parking garage is so much fun he'd rather everyone see what a liar he's been than give up his rectal oversharing.

I bet he'll be one of those people in the nursing home who shits himself on purpose. Either that or he's going to off himself when he gets too old to larp as a slutty rebellious teen. Odds are probably the latter.
I've got this feeling he's already one of those guys. He does ass-to-mouth with his toys. He's way too in love with his own emissions.

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I wouldn't go near him. If he'll sit in that shower after it's gone green with grunge, he's not going to be especially concerned about washing his hands.
 
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