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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jan 22, 2022 at 8:42 PM: Ethan Ralph is visiting Lisbon, Portugal to spite ex-friend Andy Warski who is ethnically Portuguese.

TL;DR for anyone reading this feature:

- Andy Warski is an old friend of Ralph from the glory days of 'Internet Bloodsports'. This song is about him.
- Andy is ethnically Portuguese and has wanted to go back to Portugal for years.
- Andy was in a chatroom with people Ralph hates.
- Ralph now hates Andy.
- Ralph is visiting Portugal to spite Andy. The logic is unclear, but it's probably along the lines of "I have enough donation money from my streams to visit Portugal any time I want, unlike Andy, who cannot afford to move there right now. This will own him."
- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.
- Dick Masterson was invited to come but injured his ankle at the last moment so Ralph is going alone.
- May, Ralph's pregnant fiance, is also not coming.
- Andy and PPP (Ralph's Canadian arch-nemesis) did a stream together which was successful and is probably stressing him out. Read more.

You're now caught up. This is probably his flight:
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Mayo Style Sauce

Apr 19, 2021
Featured on Jan 22, 2022 at 4:10 PM: Foodie Beauty went through a breakup and chopped up her hair. She is now shaving herself bald on livestream.
Someone with skills PLEASE photoshop her un-filtered face with her new hair cut...I wanna see what she REALLY looks like rn....please
Your wish is my command. Sorry I am late, I actually had shit to do this morning and I am so mad that I missed this. Also her filter is turned up so high today that this is the best I could do with these.

eta: shes also got a burn on her lower lip that is masked by the filter but you can see it here.
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He Who Points And Laughs

Flavortown Refugee
Sep 18, 2017
Featured on Jan 22, 2022 at 1:36 PM: Nick Fuentes was asked out by a woman and is being bullied for his reaction.
Nick's freakout over a girl asking him out from chat just made me realize that his followers, and Jack Murphy's followers, are the same. Wannabe right chads following a faggot.

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Oct 7, 2020
Featured on Jan 20, 2022 at 5:37 AM: Ryan Haywood and Rooster Teeth have been sued by a Jane Doe in the 98th District Court.
Ryan Haywood has had a lawsuit filed against him. Rooster Teeth is listed as well.


I'm not too great at browsing around so this is all the info I could find on it for now.

EDIT: The original petition

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Mr Moonface

2611 N Oakland Ave (Downstairs) Milwaukee WI 53211
May 30, 2021
Featured on Jan 20, 2022 at 5:07 AM: Patrick Tomlinson has terminated his lawsuit against 60 anonymous forum posters across multiple sites. He subpoenaed our service providers last year.

Pat has terminated his dumb lawsuit against the 60 John Does. Dr. Owen A Forums wins again!

Imagine pissing away over $150k on the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the internet. He didn't even get one name! :story:


Link to Case
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Albo Biker
Sep 27, 2021
Featured on Jan 20, 2022 at 5:04 AM: Nick Fuentes has been subpoenaed by the US Congress.
Nick Fuentes also known as the Catboy aficionado has been subpoenaed by US Congress on January 19th, 2022

Fuentes has fallen on hard times with his grift and his inceldom/homosexuality. Here are some documents regarding Fuentes’ subpoena. Fuentes’ AF movement has collapsed as Baked Alaska is now in jail and Beersoy Queerly just had a divorce from his Jewish satanist wife. Must suck to be a Groyper eh. Optics bro optics!


Bennie G. Thompson is a militant BLM sympathizer btw

Anyhow I figured this was a worthy lolcow moment to post about considering Fuentes’ epic series of disasters like his incel meltdown on Elijah Schaffer’s show and his friends Baked Alaska and Beersoy’s epic failures as of recent.
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Burning Fanatic

Lvl. 12 Necroposter
Forum Staff
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
Jun 3, 2018
Featured on Jan 14, 2022 at 5:25 AM: Logan Paul claims to have lost $3.5 million buying fake Pokemon cards.
Logan got scammed out of $3.5 million on some rare Pokémon cards:

The box was gutted and refilled with GI Joe cards. A company that specializes in reviewing vintage trading cards, the Baseball Card Exchange (BBCE), was initially brought in some time ago to verify if the boxes seemed legit, which they believed to be the case at the time. Though after further speculation, they opened the box to reveal the contents being a total sham.

Logan Paul loses $3.5 million on fake Pokémon Card boxes​

Last week speculation that Logan Paul’s first-edition Pokémon Cards were inauthentic ran rampant. Well, the controversial YouTuber confirmed Thursday that the cards are indeed fake.
As we reported on Jan. 5, Paul spent $3.5 million on what he thought was several first-edition booster boxes for the Pokémon Trading Card Game. The fine folks over at PokéBeach put together a lengthy post detailing why the cards were probably fake, prompting Paul to have them verified by the Baseball Card Exchange (BBCE) in Chicago.
It turns out the booster boxes didn’t contain Pokémon Cards at all.
A new video on Paul’s YouTube channel reveals the boxes were, in truth, full of G.I. Joe trading cards. Check it out for yourself below.

Paul is, understandably, not happy about getting tricked. He bought the cards from fellow collector Matt Allen, who initially purchased the booster boxes for $2.7 million. In the video, Allen states he wouldn’t have picked the cards up had the BBCE not already verified them — which the company did.
PokéBeach’s report, however, made note that the BBCE was not all that experienced when it comes to identifying genuine Pokémon Cards. It wasn’t until a slew of collectible G.I. Joe cards spilled out of the booster boxes that everybody knew they’d been bamboozled.

Unsurprisingly, the BBCE's reputation took a massive hit from this massive blunder. It's a really bad look to say the least, considering their business was all about verifying expensive cards for collectors to purchase.
They tried to address the fallout on Twitter, though it hasn't gone over very well, considering various Pokémon nerds debunked the box's authenticity from their own rooms while an "expert" miserably failed to verify it in-person:
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Assuming this was the same guy, Logan's "card dealer" has been called out in the past for being super sketchy with some of the deals he's made in the past. This was not the first time this guy has sold a tampered box to some interested collectors.

I recommend reading through this short thread from last year for some additional context:
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Mar 1, 2021
Featured on Jan 8, 2022 at 4:22 PM: English LGBTQIAP+ activists are protesting the BBC over an alleged anti-transgender bias in reporting.
:null: Friendly reminder that a thread being featured is not an excuse to shit it up.

They're particularly angry about this article:

Tranny Protest today at the BBC without deaf trans-lators

Look at their faces they'll be gutted when people stop wearing masks can't hide their jaws


God awful attempts at memes

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unironic TERF
True & Honest Fan
Feb 3, 2021
Featured on Jan 8, 2022 at 4:46 AM: Pokimane has been suspended from Twitch again after watching full-length copyrighted content, which has become the new Twitch meta for thot streamers after hot tub streams were penalized in the algorithm.
Pokimane has been banned from twitch for watching episodes of Avatar The Last Air Bender and finally getting DMCA'd for abusing the copyright system by never providing transformative context to her "content". She would go 30-40 minutes without saying anything besides reacting or doing anything besides making noises, sometimes eating food for whole episodes.
https://twitter.com/StreamerBans/status/1479621872383893504 https://archive.md/bDBv8
https://twitter.com/pokimanelol/status/1479622627111030785 https://archive.md/qCxBD

https://www.invenglobal.com/articles/16104/pokimane-banned-from-twitch-dmca-avatar https://archive.md/lpeya


Aug 11, 2020
Featured on Jan 3, 2022 at 8:12 PM: Ethan Ralph has his revenge pornography trial on the 5th. For New Year, he went to Las Vegas. He intended to have a 24-hour livestream to raise money today, but was caught in a blizzard on his drive home. He took a country road to get off I-95 but trapped himself in the woods.
Update: Ralph has been rescued by a black man
Now he'll beg him to accept Meigh as a token of gratitude, JCaesar style.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jan 1, 2022 at 7:43 AM: 2022 Privacy Checkup & State of the Union
Every year, I write on my thoughts about the site and encourage people to review their privacy. I keep these succinct to respect your time, and would greatly appreciate if you took a moment to read this post.

Your Privacy
In 2019, the site was compromised and a hacker could access any account that had been recently active. This leaked a lot of user registration emails and hurt the community in a way which it has never fully recovered from. I encourage a proactive stance on privacy. The information on PrivacyTools.io is world class.

As we enter 2022, please review the following.
  • Your username. Is it something that you've used elsewhere? If so, change it.
  • Your email. Is it something that ties to your real identity? If so, make an alter ego email you use for drama sites.
  • Your password. If you forget your password and lose access to your email address, I will not recover it for you. Have trouble keeping track of passwords? Use a password manager.
  • Your IP. I do not share your IP without a subpoena and I limit how long I keep IP data. However, if you browse from work or school, you should use a VPN or Tor (Tor Browser, Brave Browser). If you think Tor is compromised, you are wrong: Article 1, Article 2.
  • Your behavior. Privacy starts and stops with you. No software can mitigate oversharing. Do you participate in off-site groups like Discord servers? Mind what you say; it can (and often is) logged and shared.

Our Growth
Our user base tends to double every year. 2021 has maintained this trend.


Our Stability
After byuu faked his suicide, we have been under routine DDoS attack. I have been able to mitigate it, but had to close my hosting company to the public in the process. I will be signing a contract this year for DDoS mitigation at a network level which will increase our monthly expenses by $1600. The DDoS-related downtime is hindering the forum's ability to grow, as well as our sister services like the fediverse node which is more seriously impacted. I hope that after fortifying my network I can sell services to help recoup that loss. If you have need for "complaint resistant" hosting (like a reverse proxy), get in touch.

Search engines have seriously penalized our site. "Kiwi Farms" is now a banned term on many services. Our domain does not tend to show up in results unless "kiwi" is manually typed. We will continue to grow through word of mouth, as we have in the past.

XenForo has revoked our license. We will be writing our own forum software.

Our Legal Problems
We incurred more than $20,000 in legal expenses in the last two years. Both parties file pro se, but one recently acquired pro bono representation from a scalper law firm trying to get wins for media companies.

My plan to mitigate this is to aggressively pursuing damages and collecting personal possessions (at a loss) to discourage belligerent parties from continuing to harm my community. I also intend to win the rights to intellectual property and the image of these parties, so that I can put them on merchandise and recoup expenses with victory merch runs.

We currently have no legal problems with the United States. Russia has blocked our .net domain and I suspect the EU will begin blocking sites in the near future. I am considering localized censorship as a way to mitigate pressure from foreign governments (i.e. blocking threads about RusFed citizens to Russian IPs).

Our Forum Software
There is a software rewrite in early stages of development to replace XenForo. It is being written in Rust. It will be open sourced sometime in January or February. If you want to help, please wait for the source to be opened before volunteering.

Our Finances
I keep specifics about our finances because that information is used against us. Primarily, we make money through three vectors:
  • Merchandise.
  • Cryptocurrency and stray gift card donations.
  • Money that I make.
The easiest way you can support the site is through using Brave and contributing BAT tokens earned by enabling Brave Ads. I made a thread about this in December. The response was very strong and if the level of BAT received in December was sustained month to month, life would be much easier.

I will continue to do merchandise. I am very sorry for the delays with the silver run. The last box is being held at customs for an unknown reason. I hope to have logistics sorted by the next physical run.

I want to do an NFT run using Polygon/MATIC. There is a discussion thread for that here. If you don't know anything about NFTs or crypto, don't worry, I will explain how everything work when that happens. NFTs are typically a base image which is randomized and generated when purchased. They're pretty ugly so I had someone draw a cute kiwi for a base which can be accessorized with lolcow stuff from the site.

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My Concerns
My main concern is finances. It's looking better each year, but frustratingly, as soon as I find a winning formula, a new and expensive problem crops up. We are making headway, but it's not a very stable situation, and we have very real financial loss conditions.

My other main concern is community unity. As we grow, it becomes harder to keep up. There's a lot of people under one roof and I feel that I should adjust how I involve myself and get information about what's going on and what people care about. I have had difficulty managing infighting and other issues after 2019 because the hack caused people I relied on for help to leave. Replacing that is hard and I often find myself wishing people would just relax for once. Though that only applies to very specific groups. Other very large and very new demographics on the site have managed to fit in with almost no problems.

The site's birthday is February 3rd. I started hosting it on that day in 2013 when I was 20, so we're coming up on Year 9. A lot of the site's problems are ebbing simply because we've made it over the hump. We've been around for almost a decade, and those that don't like that can go complain on the CWCki on /cow/ on tumblr to Vordrak on Twitter (and /pol/, I guess).

Happy New Year frens.
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Hamplanet Fitness

Prediction: Ethan Klein is Lolcow of the Year 2022
True & Honest Fan
Jan 26, 2018
Featured on Dec 31, 2021 at 4:43 PM: Community managed "Lolcow of the Year" thread.

(First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year / Fifth Year / Sixth Year)

The Julays are an annual award ceremony for lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag. Nominees were added based on front-page features and user submissions.

Lolcow of the Year

First, a special commemoration for a cherished lolcow who has been banished to the prison realm. Christian "Christine Jesus Sonichu" Weston Chandler has brought us laughs for years and is now behind bars for repeatedly fucking his geriatric mother. Because Chris' arrest was by far the most momentous event of the year (and one of the most significant in lolcow history), Chris is the Lolcow of the Year for 2021.


Chris will receive the Golden Sonichu (as seen on eBay) to commemorate his continued service to our amusement.

The six other Lolcows of the Year

Unlike past years, where the various winners of the other awards duke it out in a final round to become Lolcow of the Year, the traditional second round has been scrapped because the Lolcow of the Year title has already been awarded.

Instead, there are SIX lesser Lolcow of the Year awards, divided by lolcow prominence and thread activity. This makes it so newer cows and cows from less popular subforums who would normally get crushed in the final round instead face off against others of similar stature. Some cows are big names on other sites, yet have relatively little thread activity - I guesstimated where those cows should be ranked based on a combination of both factors.

We're going back to the old Lolcow of the Year system next year; I'm only doing it this way for 2021 because of Chris.

Remember, when voting, only vote based on the events of 2021!

Message me your votes or post them in this thread. There is a voting template at the bottom for easy formatting.

Best S-Tier Lolcow

S-tier cows have subforums or extremely active threads, averaging over 2 pages of content per day. They also have long histories, numerous features and/or major sagas this year.

Best A-Tier Lolcow

A-tier cows have active threads, with over 200 pages this year. They also have long histories, multiple features and/or major sagas this year.

Best B-Tier lolcow

B-tier cows have fairly active threads, with over 100 pages this year. They also have multiple features and/or major sagas this year.

Best C-Tier Lolcow:

C-tier cows have modest threads, with over 25 pages this year. They've earned themselves a feature or had a major saga this year.

Best D-Tier Lolcow:

D-tier cows haven't had much thread activity but did something noteworthy.

Best F-Tier Lolcow:

This is an award for promising cows whose threads made it out of the Prospering Grounds but died within 5 pages.

Other Awards

Main Forum

Lolcow Salon
Other Forums
The following categories are also being awarded.
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: The most entertaining picture a lolcow posted in 2021.
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: The most entertaining lolcow-related video made in 2021.
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork: The best fanwork for lolcows made in 2021.
  • Best Lolcow Meltdown: The best recorded meltdown a lolcow had in 2021.
  • Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow: The best lolcow who has a thread or is a prominent recurring cast member of the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe.
  • Fresh Meat: The best new lolcow of 2021.
  • Best Put to Pasture Lolcow of 2021: Some lolcows didn't survive the year, but only one of our dearly departed will take home this award.

Best Dramacow:

Best Artcow:

Best Careercow:

Best Mad Cow:

Best Horrorcow:

Queen of the Beauty Parlour:

Breaker of Scales:

Best Lolcow Community:

Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

Best Furfag:

Best Rat King Lolcow:

Best Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe Lolcow:

Fresh Meat:

This award is also being honorarily given to nominee Dr. Kathy Rumer / "The Butcher of Ardmore" because it's just too fitting. She had 20 votes.

Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:

Best Lolcow Picture:

"Toe Fungus" (Isabella Loretta Janke) - Winner (67 votes)


"I am the new Rosa Parks" (Nick Fuentes) (32 votes)


"SuperStraight Selfie" (Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw) (20 votes)


"Burger Den" (Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS) (41 votes)


"Sports Illustrated Material" (Anna O'Brien / GlitterAndLazers) (28 votes)


"MEAT" (Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka) (3 votes)


Best Lolcow Video:

"A Legend Falls" (Ethan Ralph + Christian Weston Chandler) - Winner (77 votes)

"Coked-Out Workout" (Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty) (2 votes)

"Buck Breaking" (Marcus Sanders / Tariq Nasheed) (65 votes)


"Shart" (Ethan Ralph / #Killstream) (39 votes)

"Yo Yovanna!" (Russell Greer) (11 votes)

"Intersex Pride (feat. My Vagina)" (Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw) (4 votes)

"JFS had a great fall" (Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS) (21 votes)

"January 6 Livestream" (Anthime Joseph Gionet / Baked Alaska) (5 votes)

Best Lolcow Fanwork:

This award is being given to all the artists who contributed to the main background image. Y'all did a great job!

Best Recorded Lolcow Meltdown:

Blake Howard Hobbs, "Don't Call Me Sir" - Winner (82 votes)

Christian Weston Chandler, "Direct Message to Hasbro" (63 votes)

Patrick Sean Tomlinson, "Privacy Complaints" (21 votes)


Mary Margaret Barone, "HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT" (8 votes)

Holland Proudfoot, "Alice's Meltdown" (17 votes)

Thank you all for voting! The Julays will return next year!
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True & Honest Fan
Jul 18, 2017
Featured on Dec 29, 2021 at 4:19 PM: MGTOW personality Jack Murphy posts videos of other men fucking his wife for some reason and I am being forced at gunpoint to feature this.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the farms, I come with news. For too long the SJW's and the Libs have been keeping real men down. Men just aren't taught how to be men anymore. They don't know how to handle their women. But fear not, for a true, honest, Alpha Male named Jack Murphy nee Goldman, can help you. For the low low price of a mere 5,000 dollars, you too can gain access to all your manly motivation needs, AND bring your wife to a breakfast of Golden Malted waffles and eggs! There you will get to listen to an actual CHAD on how to properly manage your relationship and be a real man!

An absolute Chad

Most peoples introduction to Jack Murphy has probably come from Tim Pools "Timcast IRL" show, where the man is a frequent guest opining on the evils of left wing ideologies, SJWs and how its so hard for men to be men anymore and get devoted partners.

This has been a frequent point of Angst for Tim, who has on numerous occasions bemoaned his own ability to find a devoted life partner of the female persuasion. In May of 2018, Jack also published a book entitled "Democrat to Deplorable" documenting the reasons why he went from a liberal to a conservative. As this jived very well with Tims own public persona the two coming together and by all accounts becoming friends should not be surprising.

This book speaks to Tim Pool

What should also not be surprising is that Jack Murphy has been in the Male "Self Help" grift for many years and has routinely adjusted and changed his persona to fit with "the times", changing his public persona and advice to fit the narrative most likely to generate money for his primary job, which is the Liminal Order and his podcast Jack Murphy - LIVE. The Liminal Order is Jacks Subscription service, similar to Tim Pool, Stephen Crowder, or Ben Shapiro. What is dissimilar is the price point. $99 a month, $790 a year, or for the low low price of $3,890, you get a lifetime membership! :story:


As a comparison, an entire YEARS subscription to Crowders Mug Club goes for $99, while a month long "All Access" membership to Ben Shapiros "Daily Wire" is $20 a month.

How does he sell the Liminal Order? With a whole bunch of Jargon that does not raise cult flags at all!


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In its current iteration is what you would expect from any Alt-media in the current year. One sided takedowns of the lowest hanging fruit of left wing political theory and bemoaning the current state of society. If you have ever watched Tim Pool, Nick Fuentes, Jeremy Hambly etc etc etc you know what you are going to get here. You also get to be first in Line for "Jacked Brunch", a place where you can go and learn from the man himself. You don't get the tickets with the membership though! That will be another $80-$2,500 depending on your package!


Definitely worth the money y'all. Just look at that 2,500 dollar plate of Tropicana mimosas and cantaloupe

What you will never get for these scientology tier prices is any explanation for what Jack's prior political persuasions were. For a very very good reason. You see, Jack Murphy has a very particular brand of "Masculine energy", and his articles tend to reflect this. If you have ever wondered why he was "Cancelled" from his job in DC (Something he has complained about frequently), it was for this article he wrote in 2018 that had all the subtlety of BIG DICK ENERGY

"Do Feminists have a Rape Fantasy" by Jack Murphy
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Needless to say this sort of a hot take, bordering on Incel philosophy went over about as well as you could expect. He tried to equivocate by saying what he was really talking about was forceful, dominant sex between consenting adults and not Acshually criminal Rape, but the bold text is his emphasis, not mine.

As consequences of this article he was fired as a senior manager of finance with the DC Charter School Board. His infamous "Cancellation" by the dastardly forces of the left. This marked his point of jumping fully into the Alt-media space and soon thereafter he made his first appearence on Timcast where he plugged his Book "Democrat to Deplorable".

But WAIT, there's more!

Jack Murphy does say that before he was a "Deplorable" he was a "Democrat". How pray tell did he translate his version of male thinking in a left wing perspective. Oh...you know...:tomgirl:

Cultivating Erotic Energy from a Surprising Source- By Jack Murphy

But this not the worst excerpt.

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Really puts this clip in context.

Here is jack doing a full podcast on this! If you don't want to sit for it, tune to 53:40

What did the Wife Think about this? Well. You can listen to this entire podcast OR you can tune to 43:30 and hear it in her own words. SPOILER! She was super uncomfortable but did it anyway.

{Credit: Talk Dirty with Chloe Luv https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/talk-dirty-with-chloe-luv/id1048517527}

Thank you to @I'm not a Robot for finding these

Written in 2015, this article came to the attention of 4chan a few months ago and made the rounds on the chans and even came up in Tim Pools thread, but never really gained any traction. Until Jack went onto the "you are here"podcast with Sydney Watson and Elijah Schafer. Sydney while reading a Super Chat asked him about "The Cuck Article".


Jack had a full on fit with the lady, refused to talk about it and triggered a social media meltdown. Truly Alpha stuff here. There could have been so many ways to handle this, I can probably think of three, but he decided to go with the one that came across as very sensistive and dare I say, Unmannish. Clutch your truck balls boys, he even started blocking people on twitter!



But the million dollar question is, has he actually changed his opinion since 2015. Well here he is taking his wife (not girlfriend, WIFE) out on the town, so you tell me, dear reader.


But wait, there's more!

Apparently Jack had a very active Chatterbate account back in 2019.

Want to see a grown man pegging himself with a dildo?


Well okay.

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Social Medias!
@jackmurphylive on Twitter!



Special thanks to users
@I'm not a Robot
For their diligent detective work

And of course, a big thank you to the absolute internet legend....Mister DicknBalls for his super chat.
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NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
Aug 15, 2016
Featured on Dec 27, 2021 at 9:26 PM: Lindsay Ellis has stated she intends to quit her role as Nostalgia Chick.
This was going to be a YouTube video, but I just don’t have it in me to invite that kind of scrutiny, to be the last in the sick, sad line of YouTubers who get all weepy on camera and cry about how they just can’t do this anymore, boo hoo hoo. I had planned to move video content to Nebula, but I realize now that doing that is just keeping wounds wide open. My life ended nine months ago - what has been taking up bandwidth ever since then has been a ghost. It’s almost funny, how many people will insist that I have "lost nothing" (you know, because subscriber count is the only metric for success and cancel culture doesn't exist). One YouTube channel chugging along on algorithmic inertia is not success - it’s just an engine driving on fumes.

Many will say this is being melodramatic, that my life isn’t *over*, that there was absolutely nothing stopping me from brushing myself off, building back up goodwill and shutting up and playing the game. And I tried that; in a way I suppose it’s good that I did, because I needed to learn the hard way that that was never going to work. There is no un-fucking this. You can’t find the energy if there is nothing left to convert to it. You can’t be a better person if you are nothing but the hollow shell of one.

2021 has been the worst year of my life. I am traumatized by it. To this day I still have people scolding me by how I handled it, that I should have handled it differently, that I should have “controlled” my “stans”, as if I had the capability to know what any of these people were even saying to strangers on Twitter while I was shitting blood for weeks on end. The worst thing about this whole year is that I can’t even admit this trauma because of all the rhetorical devices people have already come up with to dismiss it. That centering my own pain is evidence of me “not listening” (does it occur to these people that you can listen, and disagree with other people’s conclusions?) That I’m weaponizing my “fragile white womanhood” or whatever to point out that having thousands upon thousands of people who you have never met hate you and say whatever will get them the most updoots about is, in fact, traumatizing. That people I used to know would flagrantly lie about me on Twitter dot com to the tune of thousands of retweets and tens of thousands of likes, and I just had to sit there and take it. My favorite are the people who dismiss any potential harm I might have incurred as justified because I am a “wealthy, white woman” (I am not wealthy), while these same people’s hearts positively *bleed* for Britney Spears.

These people don’t see how similar these talking points are to the same Boomer, bootstrap parenting style that I thought most of us had agreed was abusive - that you need to toughen up, accept your punishment, accept that even if the reaction was outsized that you did SOMETHING wrong, because where there’s smoke there’s fire. Grow a thicker skin. These same people who always crow about “believing victims” telling victims of public dogpiles that they do not deserve to claim their trauma, let alone to process it, because they deserved it. There is no such thing as cancel culture. There is no incentive/reward structure in places like Twitter to call people out. There are no updoots/favs/follows/retweets for hotting a take on whomever is trending.

I reread the 2015 essay “Hot Allostatic Load” for the first time in years last night, and I could not stop crying. Even reading some of these passages now, I can’t stop crying. This was written from the perspective of a trans femme and discusses some rhetorical devices used to demonize trans women specifically, which obviously does not apply to me, but some of it is spot on:

One of the most common tools of exclusion is through mobbing, which is rarely talked about because unlike rape, murder, etc, it’s not easy to pin it on a single person (or scapegoat). Mobbing is emotional abuse practiced by a group of people, usually peers, over a period of time, through methods such as gaslighting, rumor-mongering, and ostracism. It’s most documented in workplace or academic environments (i.e. key points of capitalist tension) but is thoroughly institutionalized into feminist, queer, and radical spaces as well. Here is why it is horrible:

1) It has an unusually strong power to damage the victim’s relationship to society, because it can’t be written off as an outlier, as some singular monster. It reveals a fundamental truth about people that makes it difficult to trust ever again. People become like aliens, like a pack of animals that can turn on you as soon as some mysterious pheromone shift marks you for death.

2) The insidious nature of emotional abuse: How do you fight ostracism and rumors? They leave no bruises, they just starve you.

3) Mobbing typically occurs in places where the victim is trapped by some need or obligation: work, school, circles of friends. This can prolong exposure to damaging extremes.

For these reasons, PTSD is an almost inevitable outcome of any protracted mobbing case.

The Isabel Fall case is almost a textbook example about how online mobbing harms people, and how the people who participate in these mobs never engage in any self-reflection — when some people read Fall’s “Helicopter Story” and questioned the trans bonafides of the author in early 2020, Twitter did what Twitter does and ruined Fall’s life, death by a million cuts, no one single person even beginning to question whether they did anything wrong by jumping to the worst possible faith interpretation of both the text and the author. After a profile written by Emily VanDerWerff was published late in 2021, were lessons learned about the way we use Internet mobs to tear down people we don’t know because of situations we don’t understand? No — one of Fall’s detractors, Neon Yang, became the new scapegoat du jour, using some of the exact same tactics used the prior year to attack Fall.

I’m not going to touch on Yang’s original comments about Fall or the pushback to them, but what was downright charming in its lack of self-awareness about that whole situation was the way people used Fall’s trauma to hurt Yang, the way they invoked Fall being checked into the hospital while Yang said whatever about Fall and “Helicopter Story”, all while having absolutely no idea what was going on in Yang’s private life. What’s particularly galling is how many people accused Yang of “Sending a trans person to the hospital with PTSD” while apparently being completely oblivious to the fact that they could be very well doing the same thing to Yang, a nonbinary trans person. There was no lesson learned on the nature of mindless dogpiling, just Twitter doing what Twitter does - failing to examine systems of abuse while continuing to perpetuate them by laying into a new scapegoat.

Again, a quote from Hot Allostatic Load:

Feminist/queer spaces are more willing to criticize people than abusive systems because they want to reserve the right to use those systems for their own purposes. At least attacking people can be politically viable, especially in a token system where you benefit directly by their absence, or where your status as a good feminist is dependent on constantly rooting out evil.

When the bounty system calls for the ears of evil people, well, most people have a fucking ear.

Something else that was also inevitable - I was going to quit YouTube. I knew I couldn’t do it forever, that I was running out of steam, that I was sick of the increasing dehumanization inherent, that I just didn’t have anything to say about movies anymore. The plan was always to end with Love Never Dies, since it seemed like the best place to end, with some semblance of energy rather than keeping on until I've withered away to nothing. What happened to me in March and April hastened it, but this was always inevitable.

My initial plan was to leave YouTube for Nebula, but I realize now that this is only entrenching myself in a more intimate form of harm rather than the broad, buckshot kind that YouTube invites. I won’t go into detail (not right now, anyway), but I can’t do video content for them either. I can’t make content period. I just can’t do this anymore. There is no healing as long as there is attachment to the thing that makes you suffer, and the thing in this case is being in the public eye at all.

What I wanted was to quietly disappear, but since this is a platform where people are paying me to make content, I feel like I have to make a statement. If it were just me by myself I would just sign off and say goodbye and that would be it, but I have a team who depends on my company for health insurance, and including dependents I supply full benefits for eight people, and here in the US employer-based insurance is often the only feasible option. Saying to everyone “sorry about your children, but they can’t have insurance anymore because Twitter makes me sad” just doesn’t seem like a fair deal (none of them incidentally know I’m posting this).

So the only thing I can do for now is keep this page active with the loose promise that someday I’ll figure out something in the future to make up for this, while asking you please stop messaging me apologizing for not being able to subscribe anymore. You don’t owe me anything. This Patreon is, like my own life and career, just running on fumes.

But all I know now is that being in the public eye at all is a losing game, and I regret all of it. I regret every time I’ve ever stood up for anyone - it always backfires. I regret every time I pushed back against something unjust - it was always just used to hurt me. I regret every time I ever stood up for myself - I never did it “correctly.” I regret every time I showed any vulnerability - just more ammunition to be used against me later. I regret every time I ever tried to play the game with peers and colleagues - they will drop you the second you aren't popular on Twitter anymore. It’s all hollow and brittle, and if there is one thing I have learned this year it is how eminently expendable I am. The good, progressive cis, straight, wealthy white men keep on trucking and coming out on top because deep down, they know that the systems they profess to stand against ultimately exist to benefit them.

And to all the people telling me I need to grow a thicker skin or remove myself from the conversation altogether - you are right. I don’t have it in me to do the former, so I shall do the latter.

Hope your new year is better than this.
Just in case she deletes it


Feb 5, 2013
Featured on Dec 25, 2021 at 1:04 PM: Steven Assanti, a lolcow featured on My 600 Pound Life, has been hospitalized with COVID/pneumonia.
Forgive me for not being able to figure out how to post a link but apparently the homie has covid/pneumonia. This could be it.


Sep 27, 2018
Featured on Dec 15, 2021 at 6:39 AM: Coach Red Pill now aspires to be a Chilean Tyler Durden and has encouraged his MGTOW audience to vandalize federal buildings and move to a war zone in eastern Ukraine.
(Mod Edit: Please do not violently shit up this thread just because this is now featured. It's gotten 30 pages over several years and does not need to double in size in one day. Go back a few pages to read Telegram messages about his Project Mayhem before replying. Consider reading replies before replying yourself.)

The first homework assignment is in. MAYHEM RISES!!!!!

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Not-So-New Guy
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Dec 3, 2013
Featured on Dec 14, 2021 at 1:18 AM: Hasan Piker, one of the wealthiest Twitch streamers in the world, has been temporarily banned for using the 'c' word (a derogatory slur for people without color).


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Apr 19, 2019
Featured on Dec 12, 2021 at 7:09 AM: Trisha Paytas and Moses have gotten married. Trisha is a Jewish convert and Moses is H3's wife's brother.
Trisha and Moses got married:
They're filming just after the ceremony and talking about the ceremony for the first part. Moses shirt didn't fit so he had to get a new one and the people at the hotel wouldn't let him take the car because they thought he was leaving Trisha.
at 9:50 you can see more of her dress. It's like a triangle bustier sewn onto a massive net skirt. It looks like a prom dress :cringe:
13 mins someone plays a recording of their vows but can't see the recording.

She uploaded a video on her TikTok showing off her wedding nails but they look the same as the nails she's had for the last few weeks imo

Jaded Optimist

Me Love You Long Time
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Mar 4, 2015
Featured on Dec 9, 2021 at 11:55 AM: Josh Duggar, one of the 19 Kids and Counting, has been found guilty for possession of child pornography.


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Dec 7, 2021 at 5:41 PM: All I want for Christmas is for you to use Brave.
I hate asking for money so hear me out.

It is time for the annual reminder to use Brave and auto-contribute BAT.

Brave is a browser that is a drop-in replacement for Chrome. It is the same software that Chrome uses, but with a gimmick. Brave was made by Brendan Eich, who founded Mozilla and ran it when FireFox was good. Brave blocks most ads (like AdSense) and allows you to opt-in to see ads that pay you back in BAT, a cryptocurrency. You can then send BAT to websites you visit (ours). We cannot run ads, but advertisers with Brave don't select what sites they advertise on, so you bypass that.

It's also the best browser on mobile and comes with native support for some extensions plus the built-in adblocker. Even if the BAT program doesn't work for you on desktop, it will work on mobile.

We have on average 12,000 users that sign in every day. If half of those users who used the site every single day were able to use Brave rewards to send 1 BAT a month, the site would be solvent indefinitely under its current expenses. All I'm asking is people use a different browser and opt-in to ads. I run them myself so I'm not asking you to do something I wouldn't do.


I am usually very secretive about finances because people who want to shut down the site use such information against us. I'll reveal some details to make my point.

Our operational expenses are more than $1000 a month. This is just our tech contracts. $500 of that is datacenter, $200 for Cloudflare, $200 for cloud services, another $150 or so for network allocations. There's various annual license fees, domain fees, and other misc expenses on top of that.

Our legal fees have more than doubled the operational expenses. We're sitting around $25,000 in attorney's fees for 2021 (and that's with attorneys who are sympathetic and have shaved half their hours off their invoices). So, that amounts to just over $2000 a month on average. With those legal scalpers backing Greer to try and score wins for Mickey Mouse and UMG, this will probably only grow in size.

In 2019/2020 I just did merchandise runs to cover the expenses with enough extra to cover the third big category of expense: me. This site is where a lot of my time goes, but I'm trying to save for long-term plans. I want to bring the site with me into the future and I need it to pull its own weight. I'm turning 29 on the 19th and by the end of 2022 I'm going to have to very critically my relationship with the site.

I don't want to be doom and gloom but there's four issues that need to be addressed.

1. Litigation
The site has ongoing litigation and this will probably not stop. Even if Greer and Melinda dropped dead there would be more. We're a big site and if we want to remain uncensored we need to be able to pay to fend off litigious cunts.

2. Software
XenForo will no longer give us updates. We're going to need to make our own forum software, because alternatives to XF suck. We have a team of people already and we're working on getting something together. I'm putting in 8+ hours every day, sometimes from the moment I wake up to the time I go to bed, working on this new project. I hope to have something to show for it by January. I'd like to move us over as soon as we can, probably mid- to late- 2022. I would like to be able to compensate talented developers for their time because people deserve to be paid for their work.

3. DDoS Mitigation
I am still working on a long-term solution for DDoS mitigation. Nobody wants to peer with us. My phone calls and emails don't get answered. The site is basically duct taped together and I am really hoping we can actually just get real mitigation in place at some point.

4. Internal issues
Most people are fortunate enough to never notice internal drama because they read the site for the content and that's it. A lot of people participate in meta drama. I realize I'm an asshole a lot of the time, but I host the site because I like using it. If I didn't like the site or the community I wouldn't put up with it.

I'm dealing with a lot right now. My responsibilities include, but are not limited to: handling letters from suits (check warrant canaries), dealing with lawsuits, dealing with DMCAs/threats, all aspects of the merchandising efforts, our tech stack and the site's operation, and many moderation issues. I'm now trying to squeeze in enough programming to get the new software out. It's more than a full time job, and then on the site itself there are people trying to cause problems for the sake of it.

I might seek some help in managing the community and to try and keep things fun and light-hearted as they should be. The guys that run movie night want to get lolcow.tv set up again and do weekly showings of bad movies, so that sounds like a good place to start.

I'm asking people do two things:
1. Install Brave and figure out the BAT program.
2. Take it easy. We are a fragile community and we need everyone on the same team.
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Exhibit in a fight between a Jew and Anti-NZ Dog.
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May 4, 2020
Featured on Dec 7, 2021 at 2:19 PM: Russell Greer has apparently received pro bono representation from a group which routinely files AGAINST fair use in all courts.


Interestingly, none of them have a license to practice in the tenth circuit, where this appeal takes place.
Another Update:
Some conflicting evidence between the documents and the clerks official records:
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However, it does appear that Grimm got the permission to practice in the 10th circuit from the court.

So out of the two lawyers he has, one has made an appearance and got the permission to practice, while the other did none of that.
Info about the law firm that works for him:

They are a private non-profit which may have lost their status in 2020 for failing to comply with IRS bureaucracy for three straight years.

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Which brings up a good point. In their notice of appearance they swore to the court they were a non-profit. As far as IRS records show, that may be a lie (their status was revoked and I don't see a any IRS docs suggesting it was returned).
Update: Russ got his lawyers a day before he was to submit a brief he had not prepared for. The lawyers accepted his case without, as per Russ' words, even reading it

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His lawyers, as per Russ admission, have not even read Russ' case
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L. Duse

Sep 6, 2017
Featured on Dec 2, 2021 at 10:41 PM: Amos Yee, notable Singaporean 'virtuous pedophile', has been sentenced to six years in jail for child grooming and possession of child pornography.
Throw the confetti! Amos Yee is given a 6 year jail sentence and I suppose he will be deported and sent back home where he has to serve another 2 years in the military. That is not counting the time he will serve in the Detention Barracks when he inevitably pisses off his sergeants and officers!

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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Dec 1, 2021 at 4:00 PM: XenForo has revoked our software license.
Long-time friend of the forum Samuel Collingwood Smith emailed some more threats to XenForo and they discontinued our license. If you don't know, Sam has been the primary actor in trying to deplatform the site for more than 6 years now. He has been quiet for a while but has always been looking for opportunities to insert himself in our affairs.


The results of this decision are:
1. We can continue using the software, as it is, indefinitely.
2. I will no longer receive customer support.
3. I will not get updates to the software.

With #3 I am subscribed to 0day trackers so if something compromises the version of the software we're on I will find a way to patch it out. Don't want to say much more than that.

Moving forward,
Nothing changes, for a while.

XenForo's issues drove me to start working on forum software made in Rust very recently, coincidentally.

There are numerous issues with XenForo. It cannot serve its purpose for a site as large as ours. We are one of the largest and most active communities running XenForo. Our community also uploads more multimedia than any other XenForo site. PHP (the language XenForo and many websites are written in) has extreme limitations in dealing with multimedia. I have had to hard-code many customization to get the site to work as well as it does. I have other very serious complaints but I will have to sit down to adequately outline them so that everyone can understand.

If you are a Rust developer interested in writing forum software with me, please get in contact and provide some examples of your work. We are currently using Actix, SeaQL[PgSQL], and Askama for templating.


(P.S. The 'Activate XenForo' watermark is a joke.)
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Tom Myers

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Jan 29, 2021
Featured on Dec 1, 2021 at 5:52 AM: Randbot (Ralph's Australian neo-Nazi cohost) gets drunk on stream and has an argument with Ralph which causes his wife to yell at him (5:30am Aus time). Randbot calls Nick Fuentes a faggot and Ralph tells him they're no longer friends. The WHITE RACE™ has endured another setback.
Today the Randbot/Ralph relationship came to an end.


Randbot enters the stream:

Rand calling Ralph out for fighting everybody:

Talk about the miscarriage snake which is totally true and accurate:

Rand talking shit about Nick's callous disregard for the parade victims:

Spat about Nick being a faggot homosexual:

Rand sneaks back into the call and Dingo is here:

Rand leaves for good:

Rand went to poast and started talking shit here (screenshots are below). Here is Ralph's rational response:

Don't come around these parts again Randbot:

Ralph sperging about Rand's sperging plus bonus disregard for Dingo's foreclosure:

Poast screenshots:










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Exhibit in a fight between a Jew and Anti-NZ Dog.
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May 4, 2020
Featured on Nov 29, 2021 at 11:24 AM: Jack Dorsey has left Twitter and will be replaced by an Indian who holds open contempt for US standards for speech.
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Edit: Update, sorta

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Blog post

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Sep 16, 2021
Featured on Nov 18, 2021 at 8:50 PM: Chris's case has received a continuance.
I'm on the phone with the a clerk right now. Case is continued to the new year. It is in J&DR, but because there is an adult and it is a family matter she will have to ask her supervisor about what would be public after the case is finalized.

Edit: she being the clerk I spoke to

Edit: don't use the main Clerk Of Court phone number. Use the J&DR one. The main number goes to dialtone.

mod edit: update - next hearing scheduled for Feb 3, 2022, hearing was closed because Chris's attorney requested it
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Thorndyke Special

Jan 31, 2020
Featured on Nov 10, 2021 at 9:32 PM: Lowtax has killed himself.
Fragmaster has posted a thread and video claiming that Lowtax has died...


Considering that Fragmaster has pretty much retired from Internet life and hasn't posted on SA for years, I'm inclined to think it's not a joke.
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Jul 25, 2020
Featured on Nov 9, 2021 at 4:54 AM: IP2 thot Alice does about $1000 in property damage during an argument.
:null: Alice hurts animals. Read the OP. Simping for a zoosadist will get you threadbanned.

Alice is having a good old fashioned cry stream
Later in the night Alice's boyfriend records her chimping out

[ what started this was that Chicken allegedly slapped Alice across the head ]

Full 25 min VOD
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Mr E. Grifter

Patricidal contributor to the Ralph Retort.
Feb 4, 2020
Featured on Nov 6, 2021 at 7:23 PM: Ralph totaled his car.
It'll have to be out of pocket since he doesn't have heath insurance and that 35k or whatever he has sitting in his bank account is dwindling pretty fast.
That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.


The Gunt had a bump.


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Nov 6, 2021 at 12:46 PM: "Using US Courts to Burn Money, for Free, Forever"

The below is the same article as in the above links. It is hidden for SEO reasons.

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when you find a stranger in the Alps
Retired Staff
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Dec 28, 2014
Featured on Nov 6, 2021 at 11:38 AM: Baked Alaska is facing Arizona State misdemeanor defacement charges, not hate crime charges as he's told his paypigs.
This is people virtue signaling to take down someone they want to get rid of. Admittedly this is someone who deserves it, but it's still bullshit.
I don't even think it's virtue signaling. I think Baked finally just inflicted a bunch of butthurt on people able to do something about it and they're seeking revenge. I think when that prosecutor had to pore through all of Baked's insufferable videos, he saw this Chhhhhhanukah sign thing and sent it straight to Phoenix.

If Baked is lucky, this is the only one of his many other dumb crimes on video that he gets prosecuted for. Most of them are trivial bullshit but if they felt like it, they could probably shower him with at least a dozen more in other places.

I think I found the case.

Case Information​
Case Number:JC2021-141594Judge:Medina, Enrique
File Date:11/3/2021Location:Downtown Justice Court
Case Type:Justice CriminalCase Status:01 - New Case
Party Information​
Party NameRelationshipSexAttorney
(1) State Of ArizonaPlaintiffN/ATo Be Determined
Disposition Information​
Party NameARSCodeDescriptionCrime DateDisposition CodeDispositionDate
Case Calendar​
12/1/202110:00Arraignment Hearing
There are no calendar events on file
There are no judgments on file


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Oct 28, 2021 at 10:53 AM: "Where the Sidewalk Ends: The Death of the Internet"

I wrote this a few months ago. I'm now a ZH contributor so I've published it. I have a subsequent article coming up this weekend or next week. The below is privated because copy+pasting articles is something Google gets upset about.

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Oct 19, 2019
Featured on Oct 27, 2021 at 1:46 PM: Transphobia Alert: Furry kicked out of convention for wearing diapers.
The ravioli store is back and better than ever! :heart-full:

Kicked out of a furry convention for being too gross:

The ass patters are rolling in: thread + archive

Re: one such ass patter:
The furry convention gaslit him about the violent transphobia of... being asked to leave for failing to pass the "should this man exist in the same room as children?" vibe check.

How can you not love this cow? :story:


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Oct 27, 2021 at 1:44 PM: Russell Greer has lost his case against me and "Kiwi Farms (a website)". His post-judgement motions have been dismissed.
No idea if this has been posted already but Russell filed again on the 22nd and it has been responded to already.

Plaintiffs Reply to Defendants Opposition to DOC 40 (October 22nd)

Order and Memorandum Decision (October 26th)

Apteryx Owenii

Happy to no longer have CWC-related username
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Nov 11, 2016
Featured on Oct 26, 2021 at 6:37 PM: Russell Greer is suing America's Got Talent.
Attention, posters who suggested that Russ would sue America's Got Talent, please step forward to the plights podium and receive your prize.

Case is "Greer v. Fremantle Productions."

Sealing his poor man's plights (IFP):
Shame nobody saw his IFP before he got this in:
attn @Cryin RN
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May 28, 2020
Featured on Oct 26, 2021 at 5:00 PM: Keemstar has announced he is retiring from #DramaAlert.
Keem released a video talking about why he's retiring. He's retiring on March 8th on his 40th birthday. Keem is looking for a replacement for Drama Alert.
He's retiring for these reasons:
1. Cancel Culture has made people scared of speaking their minds so they've become walking talking billboards because of this.
2. The Youtube community is not as tight-knit as it used to be.
3. The tip line is being used to try to #MeToo Youtubers and Keem doesn't find that fun.
4. Youtube has made it harder for people to watch the content they subscribed to.
5. Keem wants to leave the house and it's hard to do so when he has to be on call 24/7 for Drama Alert in case any drama happens.


Well, my boat's got a rusty anchor...
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Feb 10, 2020
Featured on Oct 21, 2021 at 12:31 PM: Drachenlord has been sentenced to two years in prison for assault. He is a major Sprachraum lolcow who has for years attracted thousands of trolls to pilgrimage his small Bavarian town.
:null: This is a thread for the German language. They are using English due to the recent events, but please try to limit English chatter to maintain its value for German speakers.

I honestly think this is worth front page news @Rokko @Trombonista

While this is likely to be appealed, Dragonlord has been sentenced to two years in prison with no chance of probation, due to multiple counts of insults and infliction of bodily harm/assault (towards visitors).
He had previously been sentenced to 7 months probation for pepperspraying a visitor.
Originally a verdict was expected on the 28th (two days were scheduled) but they got through it in a single day.
The defense asked for 2 years on probation (citing Dragonlord's willingness to move and lay low, having recently sold his decrepit ruin house which he will move out of in January), the state asked for 2.5 years without probation. Judge "compromised" on 2 years without probation.

A complete recounting of the day in court can be found translated here

If you have some catching up to do, here's a complete timeline of the events leading up to this in English by @sharbtoom.
A couple of explanations as to his background and pre-youtube existence that may not have been covered by Dankula can be found in the previous pages, where the Germankiwis have been switching to English in anticipation of this event.

To clarify : Insulting people publicly (or disseminating insults through a public medium) is punishable under German law. Rainer regularly insulted the police and individual policemen / patrols in his streams when they did not arrive fast enough for his taste (he would call them multiple times daily, basically whenever someone visited him and expected them to show up within minutes)
Example of a call to the police that was recorded while he was in his Discord and then made public:

Translation: This is Winkler once again - there's like 15 people here again, shouting and wrecking my stuff, filming and pissing me off [...] Is a patrol coming this time?
[...] Heh, yeah - Well if you just drove through regularly on your own initiative I wouldn't have to do this shit because they'd know there's police here all the time.

For all our new arrivals who may not be in the know:
Please be aware that Dragonlord's self-published pornographic videos which have since been struck from pornhub have been archived HERE (under the header "Super Eklige Videos") :) Please enjoy responsibly, especially if you choose to watch "Drei Dildos in meinem Arsch" and "Klein und rosa Groß und Schwarz"

(note that the first and last images were photoshopped for dramatic effect, he's not THAT fat - but yes, he did attend in his torn up Slipknot shirt wearing his Thor's hammer necklace)
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Charlie Delicious

Mar 31, 2017
Featured on Oct 21, 2021 at 7:25 AM: Cuties Crusaders arrive at Netflix HQ to defend the production of Cuties 2 and Dave Chappelle.
Since it's a feature I'll explain a lil more with an edit:

Vito and Dick Masterson showed up to the Netflix walkout with signs and chants supporting Chappelle. Went viral and now they're getting lots of attention from various outlets.

Feels like old-school Vito and Dick


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Oct 17, 2021
Featured on Oct 18, 2021 at 4:51 AM: Shadman, the pedophile artist, moved to LA and got addicted to heroin. He's pissed off all his friends and this is what he looks like.
did you guys have his facedox yet? since he’s spiraling and a big faggot anyways I don’t feel bad anymore. if you see this shad it wasn’t p***’s fault it was someone else from the bumtumblers 10 years ago. stop being a pedo and gay now. you’re too old for this shit.


Comparisons of these pictures and Shad's room from livestreams by @JamalActimel:
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Oct 14, 2021
Featured on Oct 14, 2021 at 12:01 PM: ResetEra has been sold for $4.55m. The owner made $700k in the last 12 months.
Welp, it happened. Resetera has been sold for a cool $4.5 million, with $3.5m payable now and the rest before the New Year

Ceriums plan to monetise the mentally disturbed work. At least Morrigan quit before the severance pay gets issued LMAO. Thread started OK but now they are sperging out, running to their splinter forums with 26 members online.

And just in case you swedes don't know how to pronounce it, here's a clue from the man himself

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Xorg the brutal

Mad at the Industrial Revolution while on the Web
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Feb 17, 2021
Featured on Oct 11, 2021 at 3:49 PM: Southwest Airlines closes online support forum after white nationalists and far right organizations post memes on the Internet.
So because southwest airline employees are refusing to get vaccinated or some shit 4chinz thought it would be funny to raid their forum. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while, it's currently down for "maintenance" though


Edit: thanks for the gold reddit!

Also, trannies, journos, and niggers, fuck off. You will never be human.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Oct 6, 2021 at 5:52 AM: Twitch.tv has been compromised. User data, financial information, source code for Twitch, and information about an unreleased competitor to Steam from Amazon are supposedly included.

Not included in this information is DSP's payouts, because he was kicked off their partner program earlier this year.
It's not in the September 2021 payout, but you can find it in the August 2019-September 2021 payout list.

It's 97956.26.
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Oct 18, 2019
Featured on Oct 5, 2021 at 1:46 PM: Brianna Wu is helping develop a series about GamerGate. It's been SEVEN YEARS.
“Working with Brianna is a huge score for us. Based in Seattle, one of the country’s meccas for gaming, we’ve been wanting to shed light on this subject matter for a while and are honored that Brianna will be co-writing the series alongside Brad.”


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Dec 18, 2018
Featured on Oct 5, 2021 at 12:29 PM: Chantal had a shouting match with her Egyptian boyfriend and she probably has the clap now.
Chantal has "Escaped"

So here's the situation.

If you only watch one Chantal stream this year, watch this one. This bitch is crazy.

Apparently she took Nader to the pharmacy to buy his gonorrhea medication. She gave him her card, then took off and abandoned him there. And cancelled her card. And took his phone. Which is technically her phone anyway. She characterizes this as "tricking" him into going into the store so she could "escape". Because she's "afraid". Did he try to insist he sit in on her therapy appointments? Perhaps. But he definitely made her go on a walk yesterday, and that's pretty much abuse.

She decided today was "shitty boyfriend dumping day" and has come to the insightful conclusion that maybe he wasn't being faithful to her. (But they were just friends. But she decided they couldn't be friends after all. Which is why she's dumping him. Although he was her boyfriend. And he clearly cheated on her, even though she made it clear they were just friends.) Then she randomly mentioned that she was going to try extra pickles on a spicy burger. All the while making sounds like she was "so scared" of him, but also that she was a saint and you shouldn't fuck with YouTubers because they'll spill all your secrets. Because that's normal.

Then it occurs to her that she should probably get an STD test, because it's fine when she fucks random crackheads without a condom, but when other, dirty girls do it, it's unfair because they're passing their diseases onto her. She interrupts this for a moment to wonder if you can get gonorrhea from merely being dirty, but then decides that it's not like a yeast infection and that he must have got it from somewhere and given it to her. "It's so disrespectful to sleep with someone dirty," she huffs. All the while, she's clearing her throat (which has been sore for days). Then she wonders if she needs to go to the ER for this before once again confirming that it has to be from cheating and didn't spontaneously arise. She is baffled, though, that he found the time to cheat on her.

Then the suspected troll account who might be his sidechick (or is at least mimicking that) calls. But she's on her way to her online therapy session with the uncredentialled life-coach "intuitive eating" specialist who is so non-judgmental, guize. (EDIT: Different therapist. Who fired her immediately, lmfao. Check out the very next livestream ten minutes later for details. It's okay, she wanted someone who was "used to dealing with public figures" anyway.)

"I shouldn't talk about this online. The cops are gonna be so mad at me," she gasps as she heaves herself upstairs.

She's just so GLEEFUL through the whole thing, it's horrifying. The BPD is strong in this one. She loves the drama.

But seriously, do yourselves a favor and watch all 20 minutes of this madness unfold. I can't do it justice here.
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True & Honest Fan
Feb 24, 2019
Featured on Oct 4, 2021 at 3:26 PM: Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram were down globally due to a cascade of failures.

Update #3:
Cloudflare has a post about the issue.

Archiving sites are having issues with pulling instagram images/videos.

Update #2:
There has been a confirmed rollback time period unknown, but people are stating at least a few months and banned accounts are now unbanned.

Update #1:
Everything seems to be back up albiet a bit buggy and slow at times.

  • Last Night whistblower causes Facebook stocks to plummet.
  • Facebook urges court to dismiss latest F.T.C. antitrust suit.
  • 4 weeks ago they recruited for new senior engineer for dating and routing paths.
  • Bout Noon EST Facebook, instagram and whatsapp go down.
  • Some Occulus services are also found to be down.
    • Occulus app, website and cloud services.
  • DNS servers are discovered to be withdrawn.
  • Authoritative name server ranges had been BGP withdrawn.
    • In essence, Facebook, Instgram and Whatsapp ceaased to exist.
  • Facebook Intranet is reported down. All there services are piggy backed off this.
    • Supposedly this included inability to get into offices since key cards do not work.
    • Remote services are down.
    • External mail to facebook employees is also down.
  • There is also supposedly 1.5 billion to 5 billion account's info for sale due to a hack.
    • "Data contains users’: name, email, phone number, location, gender, and user ID."
  • Facebook authentication services for 3rd party sites is of course also down.
    • This includes quite a few mobile apps (mainly for casual gaming).

:null: Your reaction images suck. If you cannot communicate without Giphy, post on Twitter instead. If you just want to say "good", then you were beat about 5 times on the first page, so you can assume everyone already agrees with you. Discussion forums generally work better if you have something to actually say.
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Gorilla Channel Executive Producer
Nov 4, 2017
Featured on Oct 3, 2021 at 5:49 PM: Lowtax is doing photoshoots of transgender prostitutes in his home.
I just looked up the McMansion realtor.com listing.

Whatever room is in that house. It has tall windows with a deck railing and a roof with a skylight in view of the windows. The facebook banner photo, has a deck railing and what looks like a roof with a skylight. Given the spacing of the windows too, its very possible that photo was taken in that room.

Holy fuck, you're right. I was going to prove you wrong, but you're almost certainly right. The McMansion was a Tranny hooker's photoshoot location.
You picked the shittiest photos to prove your point. Here, learn from an mspaint master how to prove Nixon shot JFK


Conclusion: Lowtax had a $3000 a pop Tranny hooker in the McMansion. Lowtax fucks trannies.


боже я хочу умереть
True & Honest Fan
Sep 25, 2020
Featured on Oct 3, 2021 at 8:58 AM: Community: Users want to do a forum-themed Inktober event.
Inktober is a drawing challenge where artists are given one prompt a day to explore for the entire month of October. Kiwitober is for artists of all mediums: pen and paper, digital, poetry, short stories, claymation, whatever you do, post it here.

The prompts are released early for the artists to plan out the month. @Pumpkinsplice made one for BP last year but with the advent of our new background, I thought it would be fun to extend the challenge site-wide to include as many artists as possible. For our international friends, feel free to submit prompts in your time zone. You don't have to be an artist to participate; there are different mediums and all are accepted. Write, act, sing, draw, whatever!

The only rules for Kiwitober are as follows:
1. Please label your submission with the prompt for that day
2. Avoid powerleveling or ousting yourself by posting Kiwitober art on your social media (or do, I don't care)
3. Please keep prompts in order as best you can; you can skip prompts that don't interest you
4. Do your best to post the day's prompt on that day but if you forget or are lazy, you can post multiple pieces in one post

This Year's Prompts:

Have fun and happy Hallow33n!
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TEXT (613) 415-3806 FOR DICK PICS!
May 18, 2018
Featured on Oct 1, 2021 at 7:30 AM: KarateJoe, Chantal's top simp, is probably Joseph Wendt: a convicted child sex offender.
Oh are you kiwi's in for a fucking full course meal today. This month has been filled with nothing but quaint, delightful occurrences. From our repugnant ogress eating over 4500 calories in lokmas, Cherish Louise-Guevara Campbell's incessant REEEEing over her dox, and Nader Elshamy's Youtube career taking off, it's been one hell of a ride.
Meet KarateJoe – or, as Wisconsin’s Sex Offender Registry lists him as, Joseph Lee Wendt. Perhaps the most infamous and shadowy figure in the Chantalverse's history is her lead moderator Karate Joe. Known for his obsessive and vigorous support of Chantal, even going as far as moderating her livestream chats at the most ungodly of hours and immediately shutting down all criticism directed at his corpulent goddess, Karate Joe has built himself an overwhelmingly negative reputation while alienating hundreds, if not thousands, of potential Chantal fans.
To refresh your memory on the kind of creep we are dealing with:
The relationship Joe and Chantal share is a puzzling one. Their relationship resembles that between an overprotective father and his troubled daughter, but at the same time, a fetishistic one with Joe being jokingly perceived as a feeder fetishist. What if I told you that feederism is not even close to Joe's most horrific and repulsive sexual proclivity?

Unmasking the clearly developmentally and emotionally stunted moron has long been a tantalizing goal for veteran Chantal watchers. There have been multiple failed attempts at revealing Joe’s identity in the past. If there is one thing that Joe excels at, other than having the fastest trigger finger for deleting comments in the West, it is operational security or OPSEC: he does an excellent job at concealing his personal information, but fortunately for us, not excellent enough. How does one dox the un-doxable? Tools that allow one to view a given YouTube account’s full comment history are a wonderful start.

Our journey begins many years ago in a comment section on a channel belonging to Ken Domik, a popular YouTube food reviewer/mukbanger, in which Karate Joe has expressed multiple times that he wanted Ken to visit his home state of Wisconsin to try their cheese curds. Additionally, Joe mused about wanting to send Ken cheese curds to sample. From this, we can glean that Joe is from Wisconsin.
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Next, we found another comment responding to Joe in the year 2017, referring to him as “Joe Wendt” instead of “Karatejoe”. From here, we hypothesize that “Joe Wendt” was Joe’s previous YouTube username prior to changing it to the moniker we all know and ridicule.
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For those following at home, so far, we know there is a Joe Wendt residing in the state of Wisconsin that operates the Karatejoe YouTube account. Needing more than just a name and a possible state of residence, we return to our handy-dandy YouTube comment filter to dig for further leads. Our next lead was found in the comment section of YouTuber Ashley Sprankles, another YouTube food reviewer/mukbanger, in which Joe states on April 17th, 2017, that his birthday is “the next Thursday after this week’s” which places his birthday on April 27th.
From here, we have a possible first and last name, state of residence, and birthday.

Through consulting Beauty Parlor chat with what we had gleaned so far, Kiwi Farms user @Rotogravure performed a search of the state of Wisconsin’s criminal record database and found the mugshot of a decrepit, haggard, and deranged obese man with a scraggly beard and birthday matching the one Joe had stated earlier. The mugshot belonged to a certain Joseph Lee Wendt, born April 27th, 1978 being booked for the crime of second-degree sexual assault of a child.

Under Wisconsin state law, second-degree sexual assault of a child can be defined as “whoever has sexual contact or sexual intercourse with a person who has not attained the age of 16 years.” Convicted on 11/08/1999, Joe was 21 years of age. On 11/08/1999, Joseph Lee Wendt pled guilty to this charge and served five years of probation. From here, we have a possible first and last name, state of residence, and a now-complete date of birth.
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Using PeopleSearch, we learned that Joseph Lee Wendt resides in Janesville, Wisconsin with two individuals with the names Jacqueline R. Wendt and Alice M. Washington. How do these facts connect the child-raping Joseph Lee Wendt to the Joe Wendt that owns and operates the Karatejoe YouTube account? We were able to find a Facebook profile of Wisconsinite Jackie Wendt but were unsure of her connection to Joe. Digging through the archive once more, we find Karatejoe posting a comment that states his mother has retired from working at Walmart for 17 years. Guess what Wisconsinite Jackie Wendt’s Facebook introduction states? It states, “Retired Walmart associate of 17 years.”
This is the comment Joe made underneath Ken Domik's video.
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And this is Jacqueline's Facebook bio. Coincidence? I think not!

These facts establish a familial connection, but we are not finished yet. There is little to be found on Jackie Wendt’s barren Facebook profile, apart from this facebook status made in 2017.
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Fortunately for us, the Wendt family tree does not end there. As one can imagine, finding photos of a psychotic child-raping son are hard to come across on the family Facebook, but serendipitously, one of Joe’s relatives, April Wendt posted a photo in 2015 of a birthday cake smeared with frosting that crudely spelled “JOE.” In a second photo, there is a photo of a man preparing to blow out the candles on the same cake.

Are you ready? Feast your eyes on this!
Do you know this man? If so, call CRIMESTOPPERS. Special shoutout to @Hamberlard Raid for eloquently writing up Joe's dox, you are a marvellous work of art. ❤️

Joseph Lee "Karatejoe" Wendt
April 27 1978
812 Oriole Lanes, Janesville, WI 53546-2910

[email protected]
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I am here for your soul. And a ham. And pie.
Feb 4, 2013
Featured on Sep 28, 2021 at 9:08 PM: A Something Awful member has been arrested for shooting an anti-vax protester.
SA member arrested for shooting up protest:

Varela is a member of the forums at website Something Awful using the screen name "Doorknob Slobber." He has a long history of making extremist posts and has been suspended repeatedly by the moderators. In a 2017 thread discussing Antifa’s organizational structure, Varela wrote, "I think it has something to do with … remaining decentralized in an effort to create cells instead of an organization structure that is easily targeted by law enforcement and other fascists."

Guilt by association is good enough for the Farms, so it's good enough for SA.

White Girl

Cookie Monster Pjs and Smokes LET'S GO!!
Jan 30, 2021
Featured on Sep 25, 2021 at 8:28 AM: Corpse_Husband has (probably) been doxed.
@Null We good now? Lemme know
Many thanks to @mommy for the caps!!!
Name: Anthony "Blue" Gamboa
Born: August/8/1997
Residence: 32021 Campanula Way, Unit 13304 Temecula CA 92592

Prior to searching all we knew of his approximate location was two things:
  • He lives in California
  • His family is originally from San Diego.
The way Anthony was tracked down was through methods of combing through places Anthony has noted on social media. The screenshot provided has archived snapchats from 2016, this was when Pokemon GO was super popular and our little NEET was going outside. As you can see the EMWD sign was noted and a quick google search comes up as "Eastern Municipal Water District" which provides water to the Riverside County. Riverside County is where Anthony currently resides in Temecula, California. One thing about cows especially those that live in the city they always go to places that are in their area note the blue basket from Wal-mart and the obsession with Jamba Juice. Both places are minutes away from the apartment complex. As time goes on more things come to light and thanks to @lolwatagain they've found the EXACT park from Anthony's Pokemon GO! snap. Like all of the other locations this is merely a 20 minute walk from his apartment complex

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The next step is to confirm the apartment building Anthony resides in which is a bit more tricky considering you have to look at blue prints and listings. Thankfully we have more footage from Anthony's apartment provided by his friend Boyinaband when he was over. Rather than filming against an empty wall they decided to film in his bedroom. The kitchen shots are also from Anthony's tard rage towards tin foil video which also came in handy. His friend even got a nice photoshoot done by the pool where you can see the arched door matching perfectly to the one found at "Vineyards at Paseo Del Sol"
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The last step is to figure out the tenants who reside at Vineyards at Paseo Del Sol. Which has to be done with a fine toothed comb. After some research Anthony Gamboa was found with a GASP! Matching address and a list of relatives including a step-dad.
I have it archived right here:
Where does San Diego come into all this? We've got his mom's past addresses and there you go confirmed for SanDiego.
archived here:
Corpse will only let out a few details of his life. Prior to the dox this is what we knew about him:
  • He has curly hair and straightened it as a teen
  • He was a "Sponsored Parkour Athlete"
  • He has a younger sister
  • His parents are split
We'll start with his grandma's Facebook account and like in true boomer fashion they have everything on the table. (The family list is very important)


Bio-Dad wishing his son a Happy Birthday who just so happens to share the same 24th birthday as Corpse.

Some family photos of Anthony found from Grandma's facebook.

Anthony's uncle (pictured with grandma) just so happened to follow Corpse.

His sister, Ariana is a "professional twitch streamer".

His former Parkour coach was found via Linkdin and Youtube. Anthony is mentioned in the video's description and Facebook post.:

Thanks to our friends on Kiwi Farms we have more photos and Parkour pics to enjoy!!
We also have a new video of his parkour days. (No stunts but is there)

Still not convinced? Here’s a body comparison.
Here's Anthony doing his SICK PARKOUR!!!
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Sep 24, 2021 at 4:57 PM: Chris has written me a letter from prison, comparing me to Judas and himself Christ.

I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua "NULL" Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.

Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from Andy Warhol, my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible, Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of "Physical" evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ->

... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period. Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Months (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. [Picture of a Crucifix with a Heart over the intersection, a horse shoe under it facing up, and two lightning bolts beside each arm pointing toward the bottom of the cross.] Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul Malachi 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. -> ②

Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).

Friday the 30th: Forced out of my home and Temple; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket money, and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, Patreon was not due for a payout until Sunday and SSI was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. Harriet and Tom Ashby caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. The Van was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little food and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I was going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went Straight to Barbie Chan's bank account. I WOULD have paid the ramining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to Overdrama and FAIL Your Worldwide Test of Faith upon me. ->

*sigh* And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,
"Why and What the hell?" Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all aprties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.

I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your dreams and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.

Chris Chan Sonichu
the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.


Yung Anonymous
True & Honest Fan
Jun 30, 2021
Featured on Sep 20, 2021 at 4:45 PM: YouTuber Brian Laundrie vanishes after body of his fiancé turns up in a Wyoming national park.

Body Found in Wyoming Park Gabby ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito (A)​

Local archive of article:
Law enforcement officials said that the body found in Wyoming on Sunday is "consistent with the description" of Gabby Petito.
The coroner for Teton County — where the search is being conducted — told NBC News that a body had been found in the Bridger-Teton National Forest. At a press conference, an FBI official said that a cause of death has not yet been determined.
Police continued searching a vast Florida wildlife reserve on Saturday for 23-year-old Brian Laundrie, a person of interest in the disappearance of his girlfriend, Gabrielle “Gabby” Petito, while across the country the FBI hunted for clues about the missing woman in a mountainous national park in Wyoming.
More than 50 North Port police officers, FBI agents and members of other law enforcement agencies started their search up again Sunday morning at the 24,000-acre Carlton Reserve in the Sarasota, Florida area of the Gulf Coast. Authorities used drones, scent-sniffing dogs and all-terrain vehicles in the reserve, which has more than 100 miles of trails, as well as campgrounds. Investigators took some of his clothing from his parents' home Friday night to provide a scent for the search dogs.


"His family says they believe he entered the area earlier this week," North Port Police tweeted Saturday.
Investigators in Florida were hopeful Laundrie was somewhere in the wildlife reserve. Depending on his skills, he could survive out in the reserve for some time, said police spokesperson Josh Taylor at a news conference.
"Certainly, we prepare for all different possibilities, but you know, our goal is to locate him and bring him back to North Port," Taylor said.
Laundrie's family earlier told officers that they haven't seen him since Tuesday. Police said the conversation Friday evening was the first time they'd spoken with the Laundries in detail about the case, and that the meeting came at the family's request. An attorney for the family called FBI investigators and said they wanted to talk about Laundrie's disappearance, police said.
Investigators were trying to verify the story told by Laundrie's family members that they believe the reserve is where he went with only a backpack, Taylor said. One mystery is how Laundrie got to the reserve. Family members told investigators he took his car, but the vehicle was found back at his family's home, not at the reserve.

The North Port Police Department said that they are now treating the investigation as two missing persons cases, adding that they "understand the community's frustration, we are frustrated too." The department also noted that "while Brian is a person of interest in Gabby's disappearance, he is not wanted for a crime."
Laundrie is 5'8'' with brown eyes, short brown hair and trimmed facial hair, and was last seen wearing a hiking bag with a waist strap.
In a statement released late Friday night, Petito's family was not exactly sympathetic to Brian or the Laundrie family.
"All of Gabby's family want the world to know that Brian is not missing, he is hiding. Gabby is missing," the statement read.
Meanwhile, the FBI in Denver said Saturday that agents were conducting ground surveys at Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming, with help from the National Park Service and local law enforcement agencies, seeking clues to Petito's disappearance. Her last known contact with family members was from the national park known for its mountainous terrain.
Late Saturday night, the FBI said it was concentrating on an area of the park known as the Spread Creek Dispersed Camping Area, and was seeking information from anyone who stayed there between Aug. 27-30 and may have seen Petito, her partner or their van.


The parents of Petito had their first inkling something may be off after receiving a text message from her in late August, the last communication they have had with her — or at least her phone.
According to an attorney for the Petito family, the 22-year-old said in a text to her mother "no service in Yosemite." That raised eyebrows because the last time they spoke to her, Petito and her fiancé Laundrie were on their way to Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming — some 800 miles from the California park mentioned in the text.
Petito's mother, Nicole Schmidt, received that text on Aug. 30, and she still doesn't know for sure who texted it. But now her husband, Jim Schmidt, is helping lead the search in Wyoming for the missing Long Island woman, who disappeared during a cross-country road trip with Laundrie. For days he's been handing out posters throughout the area near Grand Teton National Park. It was at some point during the couple's travels through that area when Petito vanished, her family believes.
"We’re just asking that anybody who has been to this area, visited, taken pictures, videos, whatever it may be — to go back and look at those and take a look, see if there’s anything that may be in there that could help us, help the police do what they have to do to find Gabby," Schmidt pleaded.

Earlier, the North Port Police said in a statement that they understood the community's frustration over the lack of progress in finding the missing woman.
“We are frustrated too," the statement said. “For six days, the North Port Police Department and the FBI have been pleading with the family to contact investigators regarding Brian's fiance, Gabby Petito. Friday is the first time they have spoken to investigators in detail."
Laundrie has been identified as a person of interest in the case.
“It is important to note that while Brian is a person of interest in Gabby's disappearance, he is not wanted for a crime,” North Port police said in Friday's statement. It added that the investigation is now a “multiple missing person” case.

At least one person, a woman on TikTok, claimed that she and her boyfriend picked up Laundrie as he was hitchhiking in Grand Teton National Park on Aug. 29. In a series of videos, Miranda Baker said Laundrie stopped the couple in Colter Bay around 5:30 p.m. asking for a ride to Jackson, which she and her boyfriend agreed to give him. Baker said that Laundrie then offered them $200 for the short trip.
Once in the car, Laundrie told the couple that he had been camping for multiple days without his fiancée and that she was working on their social media page back at the van.
Shortly after, Laundrie "freaked out" when they said they were heading to Jackson Hole (which is the same place as Jackson), and had the couple pull over at Jackson Dam. Baker said he "hurried out of the car" at 6:09 p.m., telling them he would find another ride.
Baker also noted that for someone who said they had been camping for days, "he didn't look dirty, he didn't smell dirty, so that part was kind of weird." She also said she and her boyfriend did not see him with a phone, nor with any other normal camping equipment, like food and supplies. Laundrie told them he only brought a tarp to sleep on.
North Port Police confirmed that they have spoken with Baker, and are investigating her claims.

Laundrie's attorney, Steven Bertolino, said the family is hoping for Petito's safe return. Earlier in the week, police labeled Brian Laundrie a person of interest in the case, a label that Bertolino shook off as nothing more than procedure.
Petito and Laundrie were childhood sweethearts in Suffolk County but moved from Blue Point, New York, in 2019 to live with his parents in North Port, which is about 34 miles south of Sarasota. The couple’s trek in the Fort Transit van began in July from Long Island. They intended to reach Oregon by the end of October according to their social media accounts, but Petito vanished after her last known contact with family in late August from Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming, authorities said.
Police video released by the Moab Police Department in Utah showed that an officer pulled the van over on Aug. 12 after it was seen speeding and hitting a curb near the entrance to Arches National Park. The body cam video showed an emotional Petito, who sat inside a police cruiser while officers also questioned Laundrie.
Ultimately Moab police decided not file any charges and instead separated the couple for the night, with Laundrie checking into a motel and Petito remaining with the converted sleeper van.
Petito is white, 5-foot-5 and about 110 pounds, with blonde hair and blue eyes, police said. She has several tattoos including one on a forearm that reads, “let it be.”

Note: Article originally had typo as seen by archive. Updated thread title to new and proper one without typo, link remains with typo for posterity .
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Mr. Brown

Jan 9, 2019
Featured on Sep 19, 2021 at 12:39 PM: DarkSydePhil's spending habits have been graphed using financial data obtained by a hacker.
Ok I've been through the spending data earlier in the thread and the table format is interesting for detail but for visual people who want to see where phils money is going I've made a pie chart.

I've genuinely tried to be as "fair" as possible but with the lack of details on most of the paypal payments I've lumped them all in as WWE champions. I think that's a pretty safe bet as most of the amounts are the exact same as apple payments which are almost certainly mobile game spending.

I've tried to label his business expenses and anything I'm unsure of I've labelled unknown. I've done my best trying to label stuff but as a Britbong I'm not 100% certain on what some of these companies are. His AT&T bill could be a mobile phone or an internet line for example... But I think I've made a safe and fair bet in most cases. Feel free to check the CSV file for the data I've labelled. In the grand scheme of things if I've mislabelled $100 here and there it's not going to change much.

Some of the insurance payments he makes could be car insurance or home insurance, I've just put those down as household expenses. His car payments also includes stuff like maintenance where it was obvious.


It's easy to look at this and say "well he only spent 3% of his income on alcohol"... But that's $1062 in 3 months.

The cult members are going to say "well he only spends 6% on eating out..." but that's $1000 per month. That's fucking unbelievable.

His biggest expense is gotcha gaming, that's $8225.62. Thing of the honey moon kat could have had with that.

Banking Fees
Business Expenses
Car Payments
Condo Dues
Eating Out
Household Expenses
Internet Bills
Phone Bills
Utility Bills
WWE Champions

Total spend: $38,872

It's worth noting that those tax payments are from previous years he didn't pay taxes. He's not paid anything this year and he's not saved anything... He's going to eventually fuck himself big style.


Some interesting things I found were below:

Remember when his flat tyre was a big deal that could cost him hundreds of dollars....
Firestone Bridgestone

Phil also had multiple banking fees for going overdrawn on his account. How you make $10k a month and go overdrawn is unreal.

The biggest conclusion is what we already knew, Phil makes more than enough to live like royalty but pisses it away really stupidly. He's spent over $6000 on food, no one needs to do this, this is ridiculous. How the fuck are they eating out so much but still spending $4k on groceries to eat at home...

$8k on mobile gaming, what the actual fuck.

This is a man who doesn't even need to downsize his home, his mortgage of $1800 + $400/month for utilities is pretty good really. I was expecting that to be more but how does he spend this much on food... Either Kat is now 400lbs or he's secretly started a soup kitchen where he tells homeless people how trolls keep trying to kill him.
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The Great Citracett

Black by popular demand!
True & Honest Fan
Feb 27, 2015
Featured on Sep 16, 2021 at 2:47 PM: Russell Greer has been blacklisted by an English 'escort' service named "@WhoreBitter".

Looks like someone from London is spreading the word about him. Must be them dang dirty kiwis! Also still pretending that troon actually killed himself.

Now, he presents no evidence regarding this troll, or any harassment. We just need to take his word for it. Looks like some radfem or something?

We need to nuke US internet protection to stop this English troll!

A disclaimer for those who are allowed to follow the twitter account.



Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Sep 16, 2021 at 6:40 AM: Silver Update: First orders are now in shipping, but if you cancelled an order (duplicate orders, cancelled because of Barb) you may get coins you did not pay for due to a 3PL error.
The 3PL started sending out tracking numbers but I'm deeply concerned. I emailed the 3PL weeks ago that there were issues with the order syncing. I saw a lot of orders not get updated after refunds and I've now confirmed that people who double/triple/quadruple ordered and had to cancel the extras are getting multiple tracking orders. On my back end, it does look like the 3PL's system did not ever change the status of these orders.

I'm extremely frustrated and I'm hoping they have an answer. It looks like they've already put them in the mail despite me explicitly asking them to cancel outbound orders until they could delete all pending orders and re-import them fresh from a list I generated for them. I told them this multiple times but it doesn't look like they did anything.

I'll need to actually figure out how much waste they've created. If you're receiving duplicate coins or coins for something you asked for a refund for after the recent drama, I don't know what to tell you at the moment. I'm also not sure how this holds up for the last orders which there will not be inventory for. I'm hoping they can do something to make this right but I'm also considering what my legal options are.

Edit: I've finally put in touch with someone who can do more than forward me template emails and they're looking into it. They're going to give me free return labels but it'll be up to the honor system to get people to return them. I'm not sure what to expect with people who have moved altogether. Stay tuned. Everyone is going to get their shit if it kills me.

Please DO NOT email me asking for the status of your order.
If your order has shipped, you will get an email.
Only about 25% of coins are produced and in the warehouse.
25% of the coins are in transit to the warehouse. 50% of the coins are not even made yet.
Shipments are being made in an arbitrary order. This was not my decision.

Please do not email me asking for a status on your order on suspicion it has been missed until after they have all gone out. There are not enough coins made yet to fulfill all of them. Many are still weeks out.
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Mar 23, 2021
Featured on Sep 14, 2021 at 11:19 AM: Bashur has died from COVID
People are saying he's really dead this time in his discord?

yeah this is from his mods/adminE_NDrSFWYAE8dpR.png
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i dont have a facebook so could someone who does confirm this
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Mar 6, 2021
Featured on Sep 14, 2021 at 10:42 AM: PPP and his roommate Surfer part ways.

the kayfabe is so strong that he's staring into the camera for the majority of the fight

Surfer is CONFIRMED PPP's Father :agree:

Surfer DOES clean his poopy from the toilet seat :agree:

whats wrong buddy? can't handle a little felt?
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Sep 10, 2021 at 11:28 AM: RULES OF NATURE: Isabella Loretta Janke
We have a very old tradition called RULES OF NATURE, which hasn't been done in years at this point. Basically, when a request comes in that's polite and asks for a courtesy removal, I may put it up to a vote.

So here's the request.
Letter to Kiwi Farms - Janke.jpgLetter to Kiwi Farms - Janke-2.jpgLetter to Kiwi Farms - Janke-3.jpg

Chatspiracy Theorist

Chucklefuck extraordinaire
Apr 3, 2021
Featured on Sep 1, 2021 at 9:31 PM: Government info on overseas deaths of U.S. citizens reveals no Americans died in Japan in June 2021, meaning byuu is still alive.

we got an update
cant archive, but nothing for late june 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 30, 2021 at 3:55 PM: Melinda Scott's sixth lawsuit was dismissed with prejudice.

Dismissed with prejudice. If she pursues again in another jurisdiction I will press for attorney's fees and I'll hire Ethan Ralph to be my debt collector.

The last known filing was in March.
Why hasn't a judgement been made or the case been dismissed?
Isn't there a time limit?
Federal judges operate on their own time and there is damn near nothing that can be done about it.
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Forum Staff
🐕‍🦺 Animal Control 🐕‍🦺
True & Honest Fan
Nov 25, 2017
Featured on Aug 30, 2021 at 12:03 AM: Reddit moderators are currently engaged in civil war in an attempt to force admins to ban r/NoNewNormal, an anti-lockdown board.

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.

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In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

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On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.


They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...


...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.


Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copypasta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).


When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.


It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.


A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mods' hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

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This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

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They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

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This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.


And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes as much sense as it sounds. So please don't call them that.

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Vivere Militare Est.
Jan 22, 2018
Featured on Aug 26, 2021 at 2:19 PM: Ethan Moon has tragically committed suicide over Australian COVID-19 lockdowns in viral Facebook post.
Okay, which one of you jokers did this?!

(archive: https://archive.md/XceaZ)


(archive: https://archive.md/YlBwd)





I was just perusing r/nonewnormal, seeing as it's been (quite curiously) quarantined but not banned yet, checking out what the boomers are up to... lo and behold, I see papa Nool on the frontpage.

EDIT: Thx @Cliff Booth for the plebbit archive link.
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True & Honest Fan
Nov 14, 2018
Featured on Aug 25, 2021 at 11:36 AM: @TheReplySeeker, a Twitter gimmick account celebrity (???), was outed for creeping on a 13-year-old.
@Replyseeker has been outed as a pedophile


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My views do not reflect the Kiwi Farms in any way.
Person of Interest
Aug 28, 2018
Featured on Aug 23, 2021 at 3:24 PM: Virginia prosecutors have elected to continue pursuing 'dissemination of images' charges against Ethan Ralph.
Well ladies and guntlemen, I bring great news. Despite Ralph claiming there were "no special circumstances" listed on page 1 of like 3 of the dispensation paperwork, and despite claiming the case wasn't nolle prosequi'd but rather was dismissed outright, I can now confirm to you lovely people that indieed, Ethan Ralph's charges for revenge porn for releasing the sex tape of Faith have been reinstated. His arraignment was held 13 August 2021, his next court date is 10 September.

EDIT: I've posted in the hopes that people stop asking if it's because of the pictures of the baby showing up on /cow/. Read it here.

EDIT 2: If you're in the Richmond area on September 10, you can go to the court to observe his arraignment as well as buy copies of the paperwork. I've listed the information here.
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David Spadem

Making Gunt Content once again until I get bored.
True & Honest Fan
Nov 7, 2018
Featured on Aug 22, 2021 at 3:38 AM: Ethan Ralph threatens to sue the forum after his streaming service is compromised and names, emails, and addresses are leaked.
Tweet | Archive

Tweet | Archive

Tweet | Archive

Tweet | Archive

Let the lolsuit begin!!!

For those unaware, Killstream.TV's Database was breached and leaked to a Pastebin.
The data (Full Name, IP Address, Phone Number, Email Address) was extracted and is available in this post.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 16, 2021 at 10:26 AM: Forum has experienced a 23 hour rollback.

1. Server starts acting gay at around 11am UTC+0.
2. Decide to try and upgrade the MySQL server to see if that would resolve the suspected error.
3. Upgrade goes awry. Hot copy is somehow damaged.
4. Clone and import living archive on second device I've been setting up.
5. Living archive hasn't been active since the 10th.
6. Last backup was generated at 12pm UTC+0 the day prior.

Literally the worst case scenario barring the backups not running at all: 23 hours of data loss.

Edit: looks like the upgrade actually fixed the original issue lol
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Apr 12, 2013
Featured on Aug 14, 2021 at 7:33 AM: br*Tish "person" (incel) kills people.


(This is a copy of the article not visible to search engines for SEO purposes)
(Edit 2: Null added the private tags, stop undoing them)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
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Apteryx Owenii

Happy to no longer have CWC-related username
True & Honest Fan
Nov 11, 2016
Featured on Aug 12, 2021 at 8:48 AM: Russell Greer has filed a motion in his lawsuit for the first time since May.
I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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Dark Mirror Hole

I don't use this site anymore
Feb 3, 2013
Featured on Aug 11, 2021 at 2:58 PM: Remembering Terry A. Davis - RIP August 11th, 2018.
(Old OP was shit, and was replaced with the much better version provided by @CIA Nigger )
Recently MisterMetokur made a video on
Terry A Davis and due to this I decided to quit lurking and make a better introduction post for this thread.

Terry A Davis is a somewhat infamous figure in various programming communities and tech imageboards such as 4chan’s /g/. He is a 48 year old jobless, schizophrenic programmer most notable for creating his own operating system, TempleOS, a bizarre 64 bit operating system designed to both bring back Commodore 64 style programming, and for talking to God.

He lives with his parents and his income consists of :tugboat: checks, which he spends on Shasta (a cheap dollar store soda), microwave food, and sometimes parts for his computer, which features a 24 thread Xeon with 128GB of RAM. He lives 48 hour days, staying awake for 32 hours and sleeping 16 hours a day. In the years since he discovered the internet, Terry has lived an interesting life coding, arguing with naysayers online, and running over CIA niggers with his car while battling CIA child sex agents.

TempleOS itself

Terry is a man with a mission from God himself, to build his third temple as a computer operating system known as TempleOS, and to spread the word about it.

TempleOS is somewhat unique, even among hobbyist operating systems. It’s not based on another operating system from the past, nor does it follow modern operating system design conventions. However what has brought TempleOS attention outside the programming community is how it feels like an operating system designed by some creepy old fundamentalist Christian.

Terry’s goal for TempleOS was to be both an operating system that was a throwback to the Commodore 64 days of programming and as the temple for God himself. TempleOS features all code running in Ring 0 (in other words directly on the hardware itself), 640x480 video resolution with only beeper support (because that’s what God told Terry), and support for only basic PC features such as IDE and PS/2, not USB or SATA. It’s also only a few megabytes big and features a compiler written by Terry himself.

It also features some unique features such as the ability to paste in bible verses along with a copy of the complete bible, a modified version of ASCII with the ability to post links, graphics (in 2d or 3d), and trees, a dialect of C called HolyC that is interpreted, his own file system called RedSea, and it’s random number generator that would pull random words from a dictionary. Terry uses this random generator to talk to his God, who “speaks” to him with random words.

If anything, TempleOS is a half-decent experimental OS. Sure it’s definitely not usable for day to day usage, and the 640x480 screen resolution does not help it one bit, but it does feature unique features such as a C interpreter or how it handles ASCII.

While his operating system might be what got him attention, the rabbit hole runs much, much deeper. See, Terry A Davis has a long history of posting over the top ramblings to the internet dating back to the mid 2000s, and he continues this to this day.

Terry’s Internet Postings

Terry is perhaps even more famous for his internet postings on tech websites such as HackerNews or social media than he is his operating system. They’re famous for featuring several common themes, including shamelessly promoting his own operating system, threats towards the CIA, declaring that him and God have higher power over the government, bragging about his experience working with TicketMaster, random output from his random word generator that he calls “words from God”, and last but not least, over the top racism. Just about every single detractor he will call a “nigger”, and he has special hatred for CIA niggers, MIT niggers, and “nigger cattle”.

He also likes to blame the CIA whenever he runs into computer problems, either when he runs into problems with software, or when hardware fails

This doesn’t just happen in comment sections however, as he has his own personal website. While his website focuses on programming for the most part, on his website he does have quite a few insane ramblings and demands for computer companies.

Terry’s own guidelines for the OS declare the OS “God’s official temple”, while also banning third party libraries, multimedia, death screams, hooks for future changes, and versions for non AMD64 computers. Other pages in his site also specifically ban gore and sex from TempleOS, and involve him ranting about the CIA.

Terry also has a list of demands for hardware and software companies including TempleOS in the ROM of every computer, ditching Secure Boot to allow TempleOS to dual boot, and support for Terry’s own RedSea file system in Windows and Linux, which he plans to make them carry out via talking with God himself.

Terry has also come up with his own idea for a computer, called the “Standard TempleOS PC”, that does away with USB in favor of serial, only displays 640x480 with 16 colors and 4k, costs $8k, is cryogenically-cooled, and will sell 400 million units and will pay off the national debt with the profit from it.

Terry the YouTuber
Just like many Skitzocows, Terry uploads videos to YouTube all the time.

Initially he used his channel to upload videos either talking about his OS or criticizing companies like Intel, however in March 2016 he discovered how to YouTube stream. His streams for the most part sucked, with long periods of silence, programming, and staring at his computer screen like he was Doomguy mixed in between him watching copyrighted YouTube videos (that resulted in many stream recordings being pulled) and some crazy moments, such as prank callers and him going on over the top rants on stream.

A few months ago he got his streaming ability revoked on multiple YouTube accounts (and I think Hitbox as well) thanks to weens emailing him pornographic images that he would open up on stream. While people initially complained, this might have been a blessing in disguise as he’s decided to start vlogging now, filming his exploits in the Las Vegas neighborhood he lives in, walking around rambling to himself and sometimes with passerbys reacting. For example when someone in a truck asked him why he was filming and that time he greeted an African American man walking past him with “hey nigger”

He’s also uploaded videos interviewing his dad, eating, and showing off his room, giving more insight into his life. He’s also been lusting over a girl on YouTube with 640k subscribers, Physics Girl AKA Dianna Cowern, which has led trolls to make fake email accounts posing as her to try to catfish him.

Recently he’s also started doing cover versions of songs as well, featuring him banging the table with his fists and sometimes singing.

While Terry might seem like an elaborate troll or performance artist based on the content of his posts, he’s genuine, and his life is an interesting (and somewhat depressing) story.

Life before TempleOS, 1969-2003

Terry A Davis was born in December 1969. His dad was an industrial engineer who worked on US Navy aircraft. He ended up getting into the gifted class at elementary school and learning coding, first on an Apple II and later on a Commodore 64, and continued to program throughout high school.

Later on he claimed during this time period his brother put his dick in a vacuum, another brother got him high on gas fumes and they sucked each other’s dicks, he stuck his crotch in the hot tub drain because it “kind of sucked”, and he tried to get his dog to lick his nuts.

In 1990 as an undergraduate he got a job at Ticketmaster writing operating systems for the VAX computer until 1996, an experience he brings up a lot when talking about his OS. He graduated from Arizona State University in 1994. At some point he ended up becoming an atheist after being born Catholic. However in 1996, that’s when he really started to lose it.

That’s when he started to “see” strange people following him around in suits monitoring him, and connected it to crazy ideas he had that he believed the government would want him dead for. He left town in his car, driving to the middle of nowhere and believing god was talking to him through the radio as he ended up in Marfa Texas, where he ditched his car his parents gave him, tore off all the side panels looking for tracking devices, and threw the keys in a desert. After being taken into police custody he broke his collarbone jumping out of the police car.

After hearing about artifacts in his X-Ray scans, he thought that aliens were planting artifacts inside him and he escaped, trying to steal a pickup truck. In jail he tried to break out by sticking his glasses in the electrical socket to trip the breaker, only to find out his frames weren’t conductive. He ended up in a mental hospital, refusing to eat the food thinking it was drugged and smashing windows.

He donated all his belongings after being released in an attempt to emulate Jesus (who he had by now started to worship again), and lived at first in his car driving nowhere, and later on the streets.

By July 1996, his mental state recovered enough to focus on other endeavors. He lived on credit cards for the next year, trying to build his own early 3d printer like device, a 3 axis stepper motor driven milling machine, giving up on the idea after his apartment nearly got set on fire by an errant Dremel tool.

From 1997-1999, he worked with Xytec Corp. making FPGA based image processing equipment, from 2000-2001 he wrote a Windows physics simulator called SimStructure which he claims “back in 2000 was impressive but now they have Grand Theft Auto and stuff”. His last job was working at Graphic Technologies from 2001-2002 making replacement chips for refilling “chipped” toner cartridges.

At some time during this he moved in with his parents, as he tried to write a sequel to George Orwell’s 1984 that he never finished. He also claims to have jerked off to fantasies of his niece Lani, played tag with a 7 year old who reached for his crotch, and fantasized about leading a catholic army of Mexicans and Brazilians, which he thinks was dumb because they’re “niggers”.

However, perhaps his boldest claim from this time period of his life was his run in with the “CIA Niggers”. On September 9th, 1999, he claimed to have run over a CIA nigger with his car and then licking the windshield after he was killed, scoring one for the good guys. This “incident” in particular would become somewhat of a meme among communities following him.

The early days of TempleOS, 2003-2013

In 2003, with the first 64 bit x86 compatible CPUs hitting the market, Terry saw it as the next big thing to change computers. He quickly dusted off some old code from his Ticketmaster days and went to work on his life’s work, TempleOS. Terry initially used quite a few different names for it including the J Operating System, SparrowOS, and LoseThos.

As Terry developed this OS however, he started to gain some unwanted attention from numerous forums he posted to, as he became famous for shamelessly promoting his OS and making the same kind of insane rambling posts about every single topic that he's famous for. At least once he edited his website and filled it with rants about the CIA and talked about hitting a CIA actor with his car

Terry found himself shadowbanned from HackerNews (turn on showdead to view all his long rambling posts), and banned from sites such as Reddit, OSDev, and SomethingAwful. His operating system became the butt of many jokes on communities he posted on, with commenters split between being in shock that one man made this entire OS or at how primitive it looked, and SomethingAwful’s review was absolutely brutal.

Not all feedback of TempleOS under it’s various names during this time was negative however. MetaFilter had a post about it when it was called LoseThos with plenty of replies from Terry himself, and OS News had featured it under an even older name and later on as LoseThos.

Terry also ended up being a topic of debate within the programming community about if it is ethical to silence somebody because they’re mentally ill, and in 2012 someone wrote an article criticizing Terry’s detractors

While his OS remained relatively obscure except to those in the programming community or goons with memories of every deranged lunatic who spent $10 to post, 2013 was around the time Terry A Davis started to become noticed by people outside a relatively small community. It’s also when he gave his operating system it’s final name, TempleOS.

Discovering YouTube, 2013-now

In 2013, Terry uploaded a video to YouTube called the 64-Bit Temple Operating System, doing a tour of his operating system, which would become his most viewed video.

In 2014, Vice wrote an article on his life and TempleOS. This article pretty much summed up a lot of Terry’s life up to that point, and helped give him new fans as well.

Around this time, Terry A Davis also made a Twitter account, where he made the same kinds of posts that he usually makes on other sites. Some were rambling posts featuring words from God, however others were quite interesting. Recently he was banned from Twitter, as CEO Jack Dorsey has cracked down on any even remotely right wing leaning accounts.

This is where we end up at what he’s been doing today. Terry has mostly been using YouTube to provide an open window into his mind, similar to other skitzocows, while delivering the same quality comments that he used to deliver on sites like HackerNews.

Thanks to these videos, his OS, and the circumstances of his life, he has also gained a cult following of both trolls and people genuinely interested by his work.

His fans have produced videos compiling moments from his streams, written demos and software for TempleOS, created forks/distros of TempleOS such as Shrine,
fanart of him, and even a fangame, which fittingly enough is for TempleOS.
Terry A Davis is an interesting figure on programming sites and it's easy to see why. Terry is a talented programmer who managed to write his own OS and compiler from scratch despite suffering from schizophrenia. At the same time however his mental illness clearly overshadows everything else he's done, and it's given him a fairly unique image even when compared to other eccentrics in the programming community.
Terry archive: https://archive.org/download/TerryADavis_TempleOS_Archive/videos/
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Euler's identity

True & Honest Fan
Jul 7, 2021
Featured on Aug 5, 2021 at 3:04 PM: Chris appeared in court.

Some choice quotes:

Consolvo said it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest. Chandler interrupted the proceedings saying “I’m famous on the internet” loudly, and then Heilberg told her not to speak until spoken to by the court.

Judge Barredo told Chandler that there are two things to consider when deciding bond: whether a defendant is likely to appear at trial and if the defendant constitutes an unreasonable danger to himself, his family or his community. Chandler again interrupted the judge saying “she.” The judge said he was reading from the state statute itself.

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

:story: :story: :story:

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Dec 6, 2015
Featured on Aug 2, 2021 at 1:51 PM: Greene County Sheriff's Office release a statement that Chris is held without bond and also misgender him for lols.

Police have issued a statement on Facebook about Chris confirming that more charges are pending


August 2nd, 2021


PHONE: 434-985-2222 FAX: 434-985-3373

On July 31st, 2021 the Greene County Sheriffs Office received information involving sex crimes against a family member, who resides in the Ruckersville area. Both the victim and the suspect reside in Greene County. Based on the investigation, an arrest warrant was issued.

On 8/1/2021 , the Henrico Police Department was able to locate and arrest the following individual:
Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA

He is currently charged with the following:
Va Code: 18.2-366 Incest

Christine Chandler is currently being held without bond at the Central Virginia Regional Jail.

This is an ongoing investigation with additional charges pending. Anyone with information is urged to contact Investigator Jason Tooley with the Greene County Sheriff’s Office at (434)531-0866.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 2, 2021 at 6:39 AM: If you'd like to draw a comic book page to donate for a new site background, check out this thread.
One of the first things I did after taking over the forum in 2013 was to add a wallpaper to the background which has stayed with the site continuously for 8 years now.


It's by an artist named gabmonteiro9389. I've never paid him or given him credit, so I guess I'm an asshole.

I'm getting rid of it. The question is what to replace it with. I really enjoy the comic book aesthetic, so my idea is to solicit donated pages from artists on the forum.


i.e., something like this
1. One page per artist (maybe more if you're good).
2. Feature any event from the site's history, any lolcow's life, or any relevant adjacent event that you'd prefer to illustrate.
3. Try to keep some bright colors that still pop when faded like the wallpaper is now.
4. 100% Safe for Work.

Deciding factors hinge mostly on quality of art and thematic relevance.

No rules on the margins. Call it episode, page, book name, series name, whatever you'd like. Sign your name however you'd like. Try to keep it looking like a real comic book page. I'll keep the full size images accessible somewhere.

For rewards, I like to give out free merch as a thank-you and we'll be doing fall apparel this year.

P.S. Don't be mad if I don't use yours. The bar is set pretty high by the original artist.

Submissions attached.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 2, 2021 at 6:12 AM: Regarding the Coin Sale and Chris's motif.
Since people keep asking about the coins:


1. I am not changing the design.
2. I'm limiting the sales at the next round number.
3. If you want a refund, I will refund you.**
4. This will be the last anything I sell with any direct reference to Chris.

(We are being DDoS attacked again, so this site may be unavailable.)

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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 1, 2021 at 8:10 PM: Chris was arrested.
Chris was placed under arrest.


Perspective 1

Context: Ethan Ralph, the host of the #Killstream, is a convicted felon and alcoholic who today proposed to the ex-fiancé of Digibro, a woman named May. They are the people filming this video. He hates me because I make fun of him on the Internet, so to spite me, he drove out to the hotel to try and conduct an interview with Chris, and hopes of compelling Chris to lie and say I encouraged him to have sex with his mother. In doing so, he caught live footage of Chris being arrested. The video contains gratuitous self-promotion and general annoying behavior, but Chris does speak.

I am working on getting copies up. Ethan Ralph is a notorious DMCA abuser and will false-flag and copyright strike this clip to monetize it. Sharing is caring.

https://open.lbry.com/chris-being-arrested:925d78f1e3e6c37087a2e3cf6a4a3b7bf5603684 (DMCA'd by Ethan Ralph)

Perspective 2

No Ralph, but less recorded overall. After 1:30 it's just some weirdo talking into the camera.

Appendix of relevant threads
The initial incest leak
Post-EPO Motel Saga / Chris-spotting thread
Media mentions of Chris following his arrest
Chris's "girlfriend" and the "hindsight is 20/20" thread
Chris's fate: discussion and hypothesizing
Legal analysis of Chris's situation
Kelly Osborn, the troll involved in the call
Misgendering spergout: "you mean SHE raped HER mom with HER penis" thread
E-Celebs / YouTubers Reacting to Chris
GoFundMe Updates
Shitpost Central

This thread will just be utter nonsense worth absolutely nothing. Enjoy.
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Haru Okumura

The Empress
Jul 27, 2020
Featured on Aug 1, 2021 at 5:06 PM: Ethan Ralph and his horse-woman visited Chris's hotel to try and invite Chris onto his show so he could shit talk me. They were told to leave by a desk receptionist of color.
Update 3:30 PM EST: Ethan is planning to IRL stream the search: https://odysee.com/@theralphretort:1/chris-chan-search-party:8

As of about 2:00 PM EST on Sunday, August 1st, Ethan Ralph has stated his intent to locate CWC and "drag him" to Ethan's house to record an episode of the Killstream in which they cast aspersions on Josh Moon. An unnamed associate whose name or username begins with "H" is currently stalking Chris through the streets of Richmond, Virginia in an attempt to locate Chris.

As of about 2:50 PM EST, Ethan has said that he plans to go to Chris' hotel himself.

Here are the tweets in which Ethan outlines his plans and the steps he is taking to realize them:


Tweet / https://archive.md/gZ6MZ


Tweet / https://archive.md/Q7Aft


Tweet / https://archive.md/PSUuX


Tweet / https://archive.md/DwR5v

What nonsense will he induce Chris into saying about Josh? Will he face legal consequences for abducting a mentally incompetent person and interfering in a police investigation? Discuss this ongoing sequence of events here.
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